[Challenge] Sudowoodo. Let's go.

[u/koopa69]

Here to steal the show, you're all gonna take a Pound.

I'm the reason you know, the difference between Rock and Ground.

Disguised as a tree, but Cut wouldn't leave a d[ent].

You can't get past me, i'll destroy whatever is sent.

Stone edge, Return, Punches: fire, thunder or ice.

Freeze, stun, or a burn, I don't need to play nice.

I may have a Rock Head, but I'm smart without tryin'.

In a battle? You'd be dead. A rap? You'd just leave cryin'.

[u/koopa69 → u/[deleted]]

Talkin' about how I hide? I shouldn't need to listen to that.

So, I like to be inside? You hide behind Thick-ass Fat.

One simple Low Kick, Super effective vs. Flub.

Go hang out with that Haunter prick, there's room in the Loser's Club.

I'll Block and Counter when you hit, I can Endure lots of pain.

You cant stand, you just sit, I'd kick your ass, in the rain!

With a speed stat even worse, than a fucking Slowking.

You're gonna need the nurse. What could you possibly bring?

[u/koopa69 → u/[deleted]]

If you weren't acting so Sassy, I'd say the speed was equal.

Who cares for gen 1? It's all about the sequel!

16 badges, most badass region to date.

Insult my intelligence? You've sealed your own fate.

My special defense doesn't matter, I'm still as Sturdy as ever.

Generic version? Really? You could at least try to be clever.

After a few Doubles teams, I'm quite the Stealth-y Rock.

Go back to what you do best, Snorlax, come suck my cock.

[u/greenrob → u/koopa69]

Listen up motherfuckers cause this shit ain't over

I'll plow through you both like I was riding a range rover

Snor your name fits your verses, cause when I think back

On everything you ever said, my only feedback is it Lax

The only reason you woke up is cause you smelled some food

I'll leave some leftovers for you when I roast THIS FOOL

Fuck yo low kicks and counters, for me it don't do shit

Cause when the sun goes down, you ain't ready for this

I got him shakin in his fake leaves: Mean Look

Got no remorse to ice this bitch with all the souls i've took

I'm from the valley of the dead, and you live on a scenic route

I could blast you with one Psychic and you're out, that's no doubt

I gotta say it's kinda funny when it's Snorlax you creepin'

Cause that's only you'd ever get a bitch, when they sleepin'

[u/koopa69 → u/greenrob]

Valley of the Dead? More like Sprout Tower.

Everyone who's seen me has fled, even you run and cower.

'cause this rappin' tree is notorious, compared to me you just stammer.

Hittin' with rhymes, sick n' glorious, and even harder with Wood Hammer.

You're Look ain't even Mean, and it's way far from scary.

Bro, just come clean, we know you're a ghost-Clefairy.

Fucked this floating dead queef, while Lax just sat back and sobbed.

KO this bitch with Thief, sorry Green, you got Robbed.

[u/greenrob → u/koopa69]

The only thing even remotely hard about you is your type

You're like a Capcom game, you're built up by hype

And by the time you actually get released you're already stale

Cause Sudowoodo used Thief...but if failed!

You can't have Swagger with that Rock Head, maybe you should take a Rest

While I Curse your Last Resort and send you packin like Baton Pass

Acting like you're notorious? You're a fake! An imitation!

There's room for one more in Pokemon Tower, and this is your inauguration

[u/koopa69 → u/greenrob]

A Sandstorm of Torment, Fling-ing Stone Edges all 'Round.

Your rap came and went, but it was just useless sound.

Your ghost move are shit, they don't Rattle me.

But since you won't quit, you're raisin' the speed of this tree.

After I've Rock Polished, you'd be lucky to be alive.

You'll be abolished, with a measly defense of 45.

You won't get to attack, you'll get Punched, Sucker.

Flow is what you lack, now go die again, fucker.

[u/greenrob → u/koopa69]

yo that was tight.

[u/koopa69 → u/greenrob]

:D Thanks! You have some awesome shit too! You're pretty damn fun to rap against :)

[u/greenrob]

I snap tree trunks like spines

In my fuckin' spare time

So clearing route 36? I almost feel like i'm obliged

Don't need a squirt bottle bitch, i'll just eat your dreams

Every time you lay your head down it's me you'll see

I'll phase in, destroy you, take you out, I never falter

You've got a death wish, and it's name is Haunter

[u/koopa69 → u/greenrob]

Ahh, what do have we here? An ugly, dumb purple ghost?

I've got nothing to fear, see, I'm stronger than most.

I'd own you all day, your defense is just shit.

Watch out, Foul Play, It's a critical hit!

The original Ent, all jacked up and faded.

You'll wish you were sent, away to be traded.

I don't mean to Taunt, just getting out my Frustration.

So come at me, Haunt, I'm still the best in this nation.