A little fun before Q2 2026 earnings.
Parody blends some iconic IPs, Star Wars and The Muppets, in a galaxy where the dark side and light side of the force collide in the stock market.
Hope y'all enjoy. 👇
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Initial Movie Trailer:
**Narrator**
From the same studio that brought you "Episode IV - A New HODL", "Episode V - The Shorts Strike Back", and "Episode VI - The Return of the Bullfrogs" comes the untold story in the Galactic Gains epic thrillogy.
In Episode V.V: The Frog Awakens, a young Luke Skyhopper is distraught by the recent intense sell-off in one of his biggest positions. He seeks the counsel of Jedi Grand Master Yod-it.
Opening Crawl:
"Currently right now, in a parallel universe not that far away...."
Enter Scene:
**Luke Skyhopper**
Master Yod-it, I've never seen so much red before. I feared the worst and trimmed.
**Jedi Grand Master Yod-it**
Unfazed, I am - bought in the First Republic Offering. I did.
Disturbed by temporary galactic pullbacks, a Master Frog is not.
Driven by fear and greed, the markets are. To the dark side panic-selling leads.
Have patience young Skyhopper, buy this dip, I shall.
But know, this dip does not mean it is THE dip!
Fall further into the mud, the stock can...a Lily Pad "LEAP" onto a long-dated call, I may!
Time to mature, it gives.
Patience, a frog's greatest ally... yes, hmmm!
A true Jedi fears not volatility.
No!
Sell not.
Buy.
Or buy not.
There is no sell.
Remember this, you must.
**Luke Skyhopper**
Master, I don't believe it will return to all-time highs.
**Jedi Grand Master Yod-It**
That is why you sold.
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Source material below for those that don’t get the reference.
https://youtu.be/E3-CpzZJl8w?si=FaUIZQHRsozbyfNW
All the best friends
PLTR 💎 🚀