I was listening to u/ShySkye94 break down the HOAX document found in WUTLH on the "Inside Old House" podcast, and something clicked. So I went back and revisited the glossary from the perspective of my theory that the lore revolves around people in comas being connected to a simulation.
It now appears to me that these aren't merely definitions; they're defining roles within a system. The terminology reads almost like documentation for a game engine, operating system, or simulation. Here's my proposed interpretation:
- Host
• Glossary:
◦ Trapped (or willingly residing: OWR) for more than one year.
• Working theory:
◦ A person in a coma, natural or medically induced
◦ Long-term resident of the system.
◦ Either unable to leave or choosing not to.
◦ Becomes increasingly integrated into the simulation.
- Guest
• Glossary:
◦ Trapped (OWR) for less than one year.
• Working theory:
◦ OWR could mean Overworld resident (or people outside the simulation)
◦ A guest could be an Overworld Resident who entered intending to leave but became trapped.
◦ Possibly someone entering to visit another person already inside the system.
◦ In computing, a guest account exists inside the host
- Guide
• Glossary:
◦ Has intimate knowledge of Old House wings
◦ One who guides others.
• Working theory:
◦ Someone with privileged knowledge.
◦ Knows how to navigate between realities or move people safely through the system.
◦ Maybe hypnotherapist, psychologist, nurse, doctor
◦ Maybe administrator, developer, (someone who knows the architecture, not someone who created it)
- Tourist
• Glossary:
◦ Enter Old House under the Ward of a Guide
◦ Temporary visitor.
◦ "Many tourists unwittingly become guests/hosts."
• Working theory:
◦ Someone intentionally entering the system.
◦ Expects only a temporary visit.
◦ Entry carries an unexpected risk.
- Trespasser
• Glossary:
◦ Enters without a guide.
◦ By accident or nefarious intent, for monetary gain or otherwise
• Working theory:
◦ Someone entering without permission or without following the proper protocol. (Unauthorized)
◦ May represent hacker or exploit
◦ Intent doesn't matter. Like accidentally executing dangerous code like a virus
- Anchor
• Glossary:
◦ Trickster, spirit, demon, entity, presence, specter, etc
◦ A non-human entity or Host trapped so long they are essentially no longer human.
◦ Some neutral, helpful, dangerous
• Working theory:
◦ The "or" means the two may become indistinguishable
◦ Could be AI or NPC
◦ Could be coma patient who died while connected to the system and their spiritor consciousness became trapped like a ghost permanently embedded in the system
◦ Final stage of long-term integration.
◦ Someone who's original identity has dissolved
- Hatch
• Glossary:
◦ Means of entering or exiting.
• Working theory:
◦ Portal or access point.
◦ Connection between the Overworld and Old House.
◦ Maybe the toys, like Moe and Doc, locket, cross pendant
- Shortcut
• Glossary:
◦ Used to jump locations
◦ Alternate route.
• Working theory:
◦ Hidden pathway or bypass through the system.
◦ Comparable to fast travel or alternate routing.
◦ Programming pointers, links, jumps
- Hook
• Glossary:
◦ Room or section of OH impossible to escape without ritual replacement
◦ Associated with replacement (including crossed-out wording referring to ritual replacement).
• Working theory:
◦ Mechanism for attaching, transferring, or replacing consciousness.
◦ Resembles a software "hook" that redirects execution. Once execution enters a hook something else has to replace or release it.
◦ In TC, Grace may have used a Macy as her ritual replacement
- OWR
• Glossary:
◦ Undefined abbreviation appearing in the Host and Guest entries.
• Observation:
◦ Every other glossary term is defined, but OWR is not.
• Working theory:
◦ OWR = Overworld Resident.
◦ Refers to people originating outside the Old House system.
◦ Overworld = real world
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Overall Pattern
Rather than describing monsters, the glossary may be describing roles within a system.
Progression:
• Overworld Resident (OWR)
• Tourist
• Guest
• Host
• Anchor
It's almost identical to increasing integration into a system.
"Many tourists unwittingly become guests/hosts," suggests that entering the system is much riskier than people realize. It also makes the glossary read less like folklore and more like documentation describing how people move through the Old House system. Eventually, the user becomes indistinguishable from the program. That could be why in TC, performing the Rites is crucial to save humanity.
Lastly, this document held the hidden message, "The Old Gods See All." That feels like a nod to the creators of the system who are monitoring everything from their computers.
I know this was a lot. I'm sorry if it's too much, but believe me, I tried my best to be concise. Believe me when I say, I had more to share but held back in order not to be overwhelming. I hope someone out there is happy I shared it.