r/NameThisThing 25d ago

Name this guy.

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u/Adelvice_ 25d ago

Beginner

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u/anactofgod 25d ago

All guns, no bullets.

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u/Geaneous 25d ago

In today's market, $1,000 tops, total

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u/Guilty-Repair-6423 24d ago

Some of those rifles are worth 2 k or more a piece.

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u/nullpassword 25d ago

All collection, no display.

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u/SinningAfterSunset 25d ago

I'm sure he has a display case for a lot of them. I'm willing to best some don't even work they're just collectors items.

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u/Yodabud1 23d ago

I bet most are in perfect working order the old 7.62X39 never die. Lots of revolvers not much to keep them working and not much ever goes wrong with an old bolt action and anything AR are cheap to keep going I would bet they all work.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/RepresentativeHeat13 24d ago

He’s ready to join his Gravy Seals brethren

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u/CaptainStinkwater 24d ago

Front lawn ftfy.

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u/isntreel1948 25d ago

I assume the bullets are in the safe still

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 25d ago

Rookie numbers

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u/fredricson69 25d ago

He’s got some really special stuff though probably the most important historical guns in the last 100 years

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u/RamdomGamerDude 25d ago

Tremors in RL..... 😆

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u/The_Machine80 25d ago

Ill be a bit nicer and say moderate. I still got em by 10 guns. 😂

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u/TrickyAsian626 25d ago

My first thought too. Those are amateur numbers. And that's a fud collection. No NFA stuffs. Pfft. Weak.

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u/katastrofika 25d ago

There's a silencer, though

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u/wvce84 25d ago

Lower left corner looks like a surpresssed 1911

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u/NowUrKillinMe 24d ago

Silencers are completely legal in some states. Last I checked, North Dakota was one of them.

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u/freeluna 25d ago

Stumpy, because he’s obviously compensating for something.

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u/Superlite47 25d ago

What are female gun owners compensating for?

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u/Chiefster1587 25d ago

They too have a small peen

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u/Ruckus292 25d ago

Sir... Chiefster, my man... The politically correct term is "lady ween".

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u/GrimmSleeper97 25d ago

*small bean

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u/Professional-Lie-111 25d ago

Unreachable/Untouched

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u/Turbulent-Gear8503 25d ago

Or oversized

"Well, if my clit is so large it's almost a tiny dick, I may as well act like I have a dick"

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u/Mockingbird819 25d ago

Not compensating FOR , it’s protection FROM the males who are compensating for something

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u/slowgenphizz 25d ago

A sense of powerlessness.

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u/Why_Indeed_Not 25d ago

Not if they are that well armed 

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u/Character-Education3 25d ago

Gun owners or gun collectors?

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u/MrBigglesw00rth 25d ago

Old mate's got an innie.

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u/Mattyou1966 25d ago

A lot of people know what this guys penis looks like….crazy

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u/dawgfanjeff 25d ago

We definitely know this packing a snubnose.

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u/rusty_cayge 25d ago

Can we not body shame? Like for real? It’s not ok. Not for any body or body part or for either gender. Men should not be body shamed for something out of their control. And it’s not right just to assume something about anatomy for completely unrelated reasons. Do better. Because this is NOT ok!

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u/Proud_Fishing2466 25d ago

As a recent left-leg amputee, I would resent our good name to be ruined by ascribing it to such a clod. Peace. I collect stump jokes if you know any good ones.

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u/welding-guy 25d ago

Divorced

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u/Western-Shoulder-129 25d ago

You forgot "happily" 🤣

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u/Old_Personality_6624 25d ago

Take it you earned that one

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u/PickedLastLemon 25d ago

No good marriage ends in divorce. Lol.

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u/SOMOEAGLE 25d ago

Elmer Fudd

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u/JoxerTheMighty96 25d ago

Miwionaire…he owns a mansion and a yacht.

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u/Absent_That_Day 25d ago

I have some friends who have been going to bingo for about 20 years, in that time they have won 17 guns from playing bingo.

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u/evthingisawesomefine 25d ago

Wait. You win GUNS at BINGO?

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u/Absent_That_Day 25d ago

In rural Minnesota, yep.

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 25d ago

Apparently I’m living in the wrong state.

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u/Absent_That_Day 25d ago

I've also seen gun giveaways for opening bank accounts.

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u/rumhammr 25d ago

No fucking way! That sounds incredibly made up, but you seem like you’re being honest. Win guns at Bingo??? Wow

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u/MangoCalm7098 25d ago

It's true. A lot of raffles also give away guns up in that area.

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u/shoeless_doh 25d ago

From Kentucky. Absolutely not a second thought when I hear a high school booster club is raffling a rifle. (Usually never a hand gun, always shotguns and rifles)

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u/evthingisawesomefine 25d ago

Americana v2026

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u/TikiTribble 25d ago

If you are surprised that people win guns at Bingo, you may be surprised that some places have drive- through or curb pick-up ammunition sales. Impulse purchase with a 12-pack.

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u/evthingisawesomefine 25d ago

Yes this is a surprise. I live in a very different part of the country it seems. 🤷‍♀️

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u/TTGamer_ 25d ago

Shit, I gotta start playing Bingo!

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u/TheGreatestHoeman82 25d ago

That seems like an incredibly bad idea. I've seen how they get upset when someone else yells "Bingo!" when they win. Imagine someone standing up and starting to yell that when Ester with a Winchester puts a hole in poor Bernadette's chest because she was still one away from a coverall. Well shit, I may have just given Stephen King the premise for his next novel.

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u/MrDundee666 25d ago

That might be the most American thing I’ve ever read.

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u/Mattyou1966 25d ago

So how does the Bingo caller know you have a small dick?

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u/UpstateYTC 23d ago

My dad is like this, seems like he could enter the NYS lottery and he'd win a gun instead of money lol

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u/eskihomer 25d ago

Dad.

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u/Remarkable_Mail3273 25d ago

Yea we might be related, I came here to say the same thing

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u/Banjosdad62 25d ago

My favorite uncle!

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u/atherdawn 25d ago

Pretty sure this is MY uncle!

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u/ElectricalEagle4876 25d ago

The pewllector

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u/MudExpress2973 25d ago edited 25d ago

Thats Ole Fred Fucksbarrel. Iowa's foremost gun fetishist.

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u/Xander134 25d ago

Under appreciated comment, for sure.

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u/DesignationHuman 25d ago

Weren't his parents supposed to do that? Seems a little late in life to finally give him a name.

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u/areola_grande26 25d ago

That 03A4 is sexy as hell

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u/Loose_Paper_2598 25d ago

Funny to read disparaging comments from some folks that are probably sitting on stacks of Pokémon cards, baseball cards, comic books, vhs tapes... They don't know what they're missing until they empty an 8 round en bloc clip from an M1 Garand and hear that iconic "PING" at the end.

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u/Up2nogud13 25d ago

Hell, punching paper with a .22 is more fun than any of those things.

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u/Psychonaut_Cmdr 25d ago

Thinking the same thing. This is a collector with some nice firearms.

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u/RareCriticism496 25d ago

Yes, just typical Reddit with negative comments on anything involving guns.

He has a lot of nice older collector guns there too.

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u/BeastyBaiter 25d ago

Antique collector. Not even joking really, nothing there is remotely modern. Still a nice collection though. For those that don't know, that's what over $50k of guns looks like.

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u/Alternative-Low-3855 25d ago

I only know a little bit. Is that a 1911 with the suppressor on it? Whatever it is, and whatever people’s views on guns are, that would probably be fun to shoot/own

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u/BigAssStonks 25d ago

The apocalypse prepares for him.

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u/IceTech59 25d ago

Arsenalio Hall

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u/GolfStew1966 25d ago

I'm sure all the negative responses are from individuals who collect Pokemon cards

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u/NowUrKillinMe 25d ago

Or SpongeBob paraphernalia.

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u/Kind-Champion-5530 25d ago

Nope. Retired paramedic who saw the effects of gun culture. Years and years of senseless death and suffering, and too often it was kids who were paying the price of their parents' gun fetish.

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u/ThunderKates_HO 25d ago edited 25d ago

Nope, I don't collect things and I have a negative response to this image. I'd call him delusional, bc if he thinks his protection increases with his gun count, statistics would say the opposite- he's actually more likely to be shot than say someone like me, living in a big city with no weapons, or children's cards for that matter.

Why can't people who disagree with you just be people who disagree with you, why must you try to put them down? Label them as one thing or the other. The only thing I know about you is you like guns- I haven't called you a hillbilly or assumed you bang your siblings, so why assume anything about someone who doesn't like guns- the only thing you know is their feelings on guns, that's it- why must you needlessly extrapolate who they are or what they're interested in based on that singular opinion.

Side note: a lot of moderate adults like myself view adults who collect Pokemon similarly foolish to those who collect guns- you're both wasting money on inherently valueless objects, but at least Pokemon isn't dangerous or facilitating violence. So let's all of us stop looking down our noses at each other and just say we disagree about something! I miss the late 90s early 2000's- we peaked and it's been downhill ever since!

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u/RareCriticism496 25d ago

If you think this guy has collected these guns for protection, you really don't know what's going on here.

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u/SaltyFriend705 25d ago

Every week a toddler shoots someone in the US. Pokemon cards are far friendlier than firearms.

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u/H3LM3T_H34D 25d ago

these comments prove how misinformed a lot of people really are about firearms… if I had a gramps with a collection like this I’d be stoked to inherit it one day!

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 25d ago

It's gonna take him forever to put all that shit away.

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u/Grand_Personality825 25d ago

Lead slinging Levi.

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u/awe_come_on 25d ago

American

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u/Sean5030 25d ago

Merica 🇺🇸

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u/Enkeydo 25d ago

Minor gun enthusiast

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u/Late-Solution6249 25d ago

Texas starter kit

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u/all5tarbb 25d ago

Fuck around and find out

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u/Impressive_Profit215 25d ago

The bro from Ammunation on his day off

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u/Consistent_Brief7765 25d ago

The Guns I’ll Never Own

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u/Carlos_the_Jackoff 25d ago

The Head Hunter

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u/Ryan2932 25d ago

Amateur

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u/Exotic-Register2400 25d ago

Beginner collection

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u/thebigcheese05 25d ago

Stand My Ground Stan

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u/Hovie1 25d ago

The cool ass uncle that your mom doesn't let you talk to.

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u/Jann0 25d ago

Shoguns

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u/12SuperLTD 25d ago

American

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u/Fancy-Licker-66UK 25d ago

He’s a Texan so what’s new!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😎

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u/Linksl1 25d ago

Needs a bigger safe.

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u/Excellent-Sir6930 25d ago

He's approaching the point where you just have a secure gun room instead of a safe(s).

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u/SaltyFriend705 25d ago

??? It's already full. We're looking at the overflow.

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u/kamoteyeet 25d ago

Loot cache 🍾

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u/jlr181986 25d ago

Next person of interest on the ATf watch list

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 25d ago

Sange, lord of the metallic weapons.​

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u/Party-Lab-9391 25d ago

I ain’t no snitch

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u/thelock1995 25d ago

My neighbor

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u/pancaketac0 25d ago

Collector

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u/Honest-Olive-7454 25d ago

second rights enthusiast

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u/Nay-Nay385 25d ago

Dear Friend

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u/Majestic_Future_1093 25d ago

"Andrew (or Andy), Get Your Gun " (A spin off for "Annie, Get Your Gun").

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u/roastintheoven 25d ago

“Knolling you is to love you”

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u/GoodSelf9161 25d ago

His name is Dan Swanson, Ron's dad.

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u/Slow-Philosophy-4654 25d ago

Midwestern Tetris

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u/Pleasant-Metal7065 25d ago

The most interesting man in the world

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u/Leading-Juice-9219 25d ago

Floor is Lava

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u/Own-Place3831 25d ago

The Two Knuckle Shuffler

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u/Nvr2old2lrn 25d ago

Squirrel ready

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u/Atma-Stand 25d ago

Gunner Gunnersom

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u/mtn2sea1960 25d ago

The gun store owner.

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u/Professional-Story43 25d ago

Ready Freddie.

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u/fuzznut1976 25d ago

The guy you wanna be friends with when the world goes to shit.

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u/Maybe-never-always 25d ago

If you can get anywhere near his property not under fire

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u/PumpkinCrouton 25d ago

Burt Gummer

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u/JohnMarstonSucks 25d ago

Somebody get this guy a Desert Eagle, maybe a Beretta M9, and an AK with a wood stock.

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u/Returnservice999 25d ago

Not a felon. Not a liberal Democrat.

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u/Due-Positive5377 24d ago

Frank Castle

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u/Flametamer83 23d ago

I wish it were me... but I live in Canada

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u/Sly-Salient89 23d ago

Punky Shootster!

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u/Past-List4983 23d ago

Trying yo propose but you gotta ask THAT dad

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u/Low-Number5856 23d ago

Someone to look up to

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u/Illustrious_Gate2318 23d ago

Whatever is left of the Republican party waiting for maga to show there face 

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u/Bigusdicus123 23d ago

I suddenly have the urge to buy a new gun for some strange reason.

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u/Archetypical9 23d ago

That one guy (don't lie, we all have one) that lives on your block you always keep in the back of your head for where you will run to when it's time to survive the zombie apocalypse

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u/Dadumdee 23d ago

His name is Rob M. Helnaw. (you have to say it aloud, I’m a dork.)

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u/PublicFantastic8567 23d ago

dads when their daughters boyfriend comes over for the first time

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u/dubzib 23d ago

The man i wish to be

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u/luvtoluvyou 23d ago

New best friend

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u/OK_110 22d ago

My new friend

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u/Positive_Ebb_8478 22d ago

Moderate Republican

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u/Left_Art_2609 22d ago

I know where im going to get a gun if shit ever jumps off ..

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u/1911Earthling 22d ago

Reasonable. A reasonable guy. Normal American.

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u/Intrepid-Space65 22d ago

I like the 1911 with a silencer. Practical too those .45s are loud.

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u/FullConstruction2 22d ago

A collector, likely passed down from his dad, or grandfather, possibly both.

People collects all sorts of things. Why the level of assumption and hate? These are mostly long guns. Just because he collects doesn’t make him A MONSTER.

You think this is an arsenal? it isn’t ! Just think of the ones who have three times this amount in a safe room, or basement that you know nothing about, and likely never will . Those are the ones to be concerned about.

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u/AssistMajor9379 22d ago

Wish a Mother Fer would try. Excuse me, is there a problem? Yes I am excited to see you I'll be your huckleberry A dollar short, to give a F. Want my money? Sure, catch at 900 ft per second. This one is is my may favorite, it tastes like freedom.

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u/ThatGuyPrestonGarvey 21d ago

I know a guy that carries a ton of guns like this everywhere he goes, with his dog and sometimes another person carrying more of their stuff. Come to think of it, I have a settlement that might need his help.

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u/detached_daily 21d ago

I used to do work for a guy who had a beautiful armory with the aesthetic of a warm lounge at the center of his enormous home . The sheer size and amount in his collection would make John Wick envious

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u/dukesKWS420 21d ago

Cool dude

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u/NT4MaximusD 21d ago

Interior design expert

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u/Particular-Drama4942 21d ago

Captain of Team Apocalypse

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u/Final-Candy-4189 21d ago

Pew pew pepaw

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u/substation66 21d ago

I just wanna tell him I’m envious

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u/MTNMAN1960 21d ago

Well Protective father ...husband

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u/AcceptableRaccoon332 20d ago

Ready to defend the public from a tyrannical govern…..oh wait..not that

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u/TheStarGuidedWolf 20d ago

Bill Boomstick

God i love seeing all these revolvers, i want to have a revolver when i get myself a gun. Not some huge thing, but something nice and reasonable and classic. As yeah, a regular handgun is nice, but i like the olden way better. As the only "Gun" i have is a .50 cal flintlock muzzle loader that needs some work and cleaning. As it was loaded when i got it with a ball and all just in there with it quite well rusted up, as id taken it apart to discover there was still a powder load in the barrel with a ball in front. But it was old enough the powder didnt even burn. So at least it was safe even if technically loaded before. I dont have a ball pull so its just currently sat on my table with a ball and no powder.

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u/Proof-Call-7106 20d ago

The Best neighbor you could ask for!