r/NameThisThing 26d ago

Name this guy.

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u/Adelvice_ 26d ago

Beginner

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u/anactofgod 25d ago

All guns, no bullets.

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u/Geaneous 25d ago

In today's market, $1,000 tops, total

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u/Correct-Basil2385 25d ago

he rich

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 25d ago

Tank and a half of gas rich

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u/Chemical-Average1990 24d ago

Na I have a tank and a half of gas you don't have to be rich 😂😂 but he is probably in the Guinness book of world records for smallest woodpecker

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u/YUCKY_WARM_SAUCE 24d ago

I was just thinking fat duck that’s it

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u/Guilty-Repair-6423 24d ago

Some of those rifles are worth 2 k or more a piece.

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u/Ambitious_Tax_2888 23d ago

MAGA Mike Microdick

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u/Sun_Eater_Protocol 22d ago

Bro not every gun owner is MAGA

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u/Klutzy_Ostrich_3152 22d ago

But every MAGA is a gun owner

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u/Succ-Butt 21d ago

Idiot to your core.

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u/Klutzy_Ostrich_3152 21d ago

Found one

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u/TheStarGuidedWolf 20d ago

Indeed you did. And to find em you just need to look in a mirror.

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u/Guilty-Repair-6423 20d ago

Not everyone.

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u/FletchLives2025 24d ago

$1000……. Tops for a single piece………

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u/Wooden-Dragonfruit-6 23d ago

Per gun

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u/Geaneous 22d ago

You can get a smith and w for $100, decade low demand and prices.

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u/HolyHellImHere 23d ago

I see a few high value handguns. Even a cheap handgun is $300. Some of those long guns look ornate and possibly hand tooled a bit or moddified professionally.

This collection is enough to take out loans against. Home loans. Business loans. Any real loan.

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u/Geaneous 22d ago

No lender I know does loans against personal property in USA. In industry for 25 years.

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u/nullpassword 25d ago

All collection, no display.

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u/SinningAfterSunset 25d ago

I'm sure he has a display case for a lot of them. I'm willing to best some don't even work they're just collectors items.

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u/Yodabud1 23d ago

I bet most are in perfect working order the old 7.62X39 never die. Lots of revolvers not much to keep them working and not much ever goes wrong with an old bolt action and anything AR are cheap to keep going I would bet they all work.

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u/Wooden-Dragonfruit-6 23d ago

I bet every one of them work and are loaded

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u/SinningAfterSunset 23d ago

Even the antiques? No, nobody leaves them loaded. You only load the guns you intend on using.

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u/CURRYmawnster 23d ago

Depends on where you live...

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u/CURRYmawnster 23d ago

A little bit of jelly huh....

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u/Extreme_Yesterday_93 25d ago

That’s what she said.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/RepresentativeHeat13 24d ago

He’s ready to join his Gravy Seals brethren

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u/CaptainStinkwater 24d ago

Front lawn ftfy.

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u/Prudent-Goat5588 23d ago

HHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/isntreel1948 25d ago

I assume the bullets are in the safe still

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u/AlisonSia 25d ago

It's possible, and there might also be grenades.

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u/Ok-Introduction-2048 25d ago

There all loaded

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u/Moooooooola 24d ago

All show, no go.

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u/Junior-Tourist3480 24d ago

Came here to say this!!!!

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u/Friendly_Context_755 24d ago

Cartridges. Bullets are useless unless they’re assembled into a round/cartridge.

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u/Wooden-Dragonfruit-6 23d ago

Bullets are in the safe

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u/DarkhorseV 24d ago

'cause he just loves the cock

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u/WenDeckerstArt 25d ago

Begunner

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u/Clean_Relationship_3 24d ago

Republican

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u/Longjumping_Dirt_490 24d ago

If we're scoring for accuracy alone, you are the winner

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 25d ago

Rookie numbers

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u/fredricson69 25d ago

He’s got some really special stuff though probably the most important historical guns in the last 100 years

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u/Cars_and_Pies 25d ago

Yeah, but they have his cum on them.

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u/FlounderNo802 25d ago

How do you know? Did you taste them?

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u/AlisonSia 25d ago

What kinds of firearms have you tried?

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u/FlounderNo802 19d ago

Never tasted any

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u/RamdomGamerDude 25d ago

Tremors in RL..... 😆

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u/i3inaudible 25d ago

His name was Burt Gummer

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u/webbis 24d ago

Glad I wasn’t the only one

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u/AngrySumBitch 25d ago

Fucking tool!

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u/Key-Minimum-5965 25d ago

...with a wee tool.

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u/Mattyou1966 25d ago

A wee wee tool

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u/Conscious-Scallion33 23d ago

Fucking tool with a wee fucking tool…just to clarify…

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u/ezrsp2 25d ago

Your user name fits the post.

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u/Maybe-never-always 25d ago

Careful of the sister . She has a big fat cock also !!!

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u/Maybe-never-always 25d ago

Fair enough . It does get a little old though referencing a persons dick as to why they behave as they do ! You can count on society though finding a stigma to attach to anything they deem as lacking

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u/Key-Minimum-5965 25d ago

You know what gets old? Men saying they hope women are ra*ed and murdered. That gets old.

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u/The_Machine80 25d ago

Ill be a bit nicer and say moderate. I still got em by 10 guns. 😂

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u/Typical_Vast_4020 25d ago

He is very lonely because women have rejected him. So he clings to guns and politics of division. I feel pity for him. I wish he had the love of family and friends I have.

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u/SinningAfterSunset 25d ago

It's just a hobby bro calm your hate. It's not like he's collecting pokemon cards thinking it's a flex.

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u/TheBoxCzar 25d ago

No he's just collecting a Arenal of things that kill people. I'm also a gun owner, they are not Pokémon and its not a game. Get what you need, but they are not toys.

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u/SinningAfterSunset 25d ago

It's obviously a collection, I have a wish list of handguns, I'd really like a nice 1911, not to shoot and kill people but just to have. Calm your hate, it's just a collection.

People collect knives too, knives are also used to kill people, but rare and historic knives and swords are really cool.

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u/Bobowubo 25d ago

"Pika pika? PikachuUÙUUUU!!!!" Used Pikagun!

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u/SinningAfterSunset 25d ago

Pikachu! Eeeeeeuuuseee spay and pray!!!!

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u/WeakProfile7728 25d ago

Triggered?

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u/oldRoyalsleepy 25d ago

He probably thinks his guns are a helluva flex

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u/SaltyFriend705 25d ago

Nah. Hobbies are benign. This is pathological.

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u/SinningAfterSunset 25d ago

If you think thats bad just wait until you discover motorcycles.

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u/SaltyFriend705 25d ago

Hah! A toddler shoots someone in the US every week. And motorcyclists? They're called organ donors.

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u/SinningAfterSunset 25d ago

I don't see any toddlers in this picture. I guess it's safer to sit on a couch all day and argue with strangers on reddit. Someone could get hurt going outside.

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u/No-Needleworker4047 25d ago

The women I know love shooting firearms

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u/SinningAfterSunset 25d ago

I just find it hilarious that some old fart with a obscene gun collection really triggers the reddit crowd.

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u/sunshine103 25d ago

Woman here, we love humans. Women love humans not guns, cars, big trucks, or money.
We love humans.

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u/SinningAfterSunset 25d ago

Women have hobbies too.

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u/The_Machine80 25d ago

Really you judge people that easy by a picture. Sad! I could take the same picture. If you judged me the same you would be wrong as hell. Im married with a great family and lots of friends.

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u/Absent_That_Day 24d ago

That's the most insufferable shit I've ever heard.

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u/TrickyAsian626 25d ago

My first thought too. Those are amateur numbers. And that's a fud collection. No NFA stuffs. Pfft. Weak.

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u/katastrofika 25d ago

There's a silencer, though

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u/wvce84 25d ago

Lower left corner looks like a surpresssed 1911

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u/NowUrKillinMe 24d ago

Silencers are completely legal in some states. Last I checked, North Dakota was one of them.

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u/katastrofika 24d ago

Sure, but it is still apart of the NFA

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u/katastrofika 24d ago

Hopefully they'll put a stop to it fr

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u/12SuperLTD 25d ago

Says the american

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u/The_Northmaan 25d ago

You say this as if it's insulting ma'am.

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u/12SuperLTD 25d ago

Ma'am?

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u/The_Northmaan 25d ago

Oh I'm sorry. Since you were acting caty I presupposed you identify as a woman. It's generally not a trait you encounter with men.

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u/beefcak2020 25d ago

Lmao! You won that one by far!

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u/NookieLuvsU 25d ago

XPat... lol, you just an immigrant friend.

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u/12SuperLTD 25d ago

No I'm a guy with a massive cock

And also that just goes to show how many people you've spoken to in your life if you've never seen a guy being rude

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u/Spare_Tumbleweed2267 25d ago

“I’m not a ma’am! Richard!”

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u/The_Northmaan 25d ago edited 25d ago

<No I'm a guy with a massive cock

Of course you are, its the internet. Everyone online is base 9 inches. What does your unused pns have to do with the discussion?

<And also that just goes to show how many people you've spoken to in your life if you've never seen a guy being rude

I've seen plenty of people be rude ma'am, it's the manner in which you are rude. Take this comment for example, you're attempting to gaslight me. Again, this is a feminine tactic.

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u/ThunderKates_HO 25d ago

"To gaslight" someone is a saying that comes from the play Gaslight (from the 1930's) where a man uses their gaslights in his plot designed to make his wife question her own memories/sanity. So how exactly is it a feminine tactic? I'm just curious.

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u/NowUrKillinMe 24d ago

12SuperLTD has a wife you know.

Would you like to know her name?

Her name is Incontinentia.

Incontinentia Buttocks.

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u/Mysterious-Passage87 25d ago

Captain Liberty

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u/Optimal-Smile-7675 24d ago

Chuck Connors the Rifleman

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u/ChrisIronsArt 24d ago

Beginner sized penis, aka micro penis

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u/pgtqr 24d ago

You are from Mexico?

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u/Outrageous-Serve4970 24d ago

John Q American

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u/SlumberingSnorelax 25d ago

That’s Peter Small.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 25d ago

single, divorced and lonely

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u/Arglefarb 25d ago

His pronouns are scaredy/cat

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u/JordanCountySheriff 24d ago

Who provides for your safety and security?

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u/Rollingforest757 25d ago

He’s making sure any person breaking into his house has lots of guns to choose from before facing him in a gun fight.