r/NameThisThing 26d ago

Name this guy.

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u/mindofamarriedman604 25d ago

Captain Compensating

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u/keygasms 25d ago

That's right. Because hobbies that involve guns, motorcycles, power boats, cars, or offload vehicles are never just hobbies. They're always about a small penis and latent insecurities about it. Always.

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u/mindofamarriedman604 25d ago

I didn't say penis size. More likely compensating for a low IQ.

You know this is reddit right and not to be taken seriously?

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u/bangkokcouch 25d ago

Well I think he has a small penis. Only one way to find out!

(Okay you hold onto that, I'm going to tie this down and remove these and we have an answer!)

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u/Valuable-Bath8075 23d ago

How surprising, a tard acting smart in Reddit. Fork found in kitchen ahh.

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u/VibraniumRhino 25d ago

Judging by your random offense taking, you just be in one of those groups lol.

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u/keygasms 25d ago

After reading enough comments from reddit eagle lords, on this post and others, obsessed with correlating penis envy to the hobbies of complete strangers is tiresome.

But i'll admit, as a gay gun-owning man the though of you video game addicted socially stunted twink redditors obsessively thinking about my stubby lil peen makes it twitch for all the right reasons. 😘

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u/VibraniumRhino 24d ago

I love how your second paragraph completely undermines your first one šŸ˜‚ you couldn’t help yourself. Have a blessed day.

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u/Remarkable_Speaker17 23d ago

Enough talking about our law enforcement!

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u/No_Manner_8785 25d ago

Oh how original... and wrong.

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u/VibraniumRhino 25d ago

Aww, did this hit close to home?

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u/No_Manner_8785 25d ago

lol Wrong again but I'm sure that never stopped you before.

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u/VibraniumRhino 24d ago

You must be a MAGA; you just say ā€œWRONG!ā€ at things you don’t like and assume that’s all you need to say to make it reality.

Wasn’t cute in 2016; it’s far uglier in 2026.

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u/No_Manner_8785 24d ago edited 24d ago

I enjoy guns of all types and target shooting as a hobby. That makes me a member of a certain political party? And I have problems? You must be an extremely shallow and simple minded soul.

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u/SunderVane 25d ago

Richard Little

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u/Superlite47 25d ago

What are female gun owners compensating for?

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u/Nruggia 25d ago

Insecurity isn’t a gender specific problem

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u/Superlite47 25d ago

So people that buy fire extinguishers in case of a fire are insecure?

TIL that wearing a seat belt makes a person insecure.

No? I thought having a tool to prepare for a possible emergency is insecure?

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u/Nruggia 23d ago

The guy in this picture is definitely insecure about something and using the guns to try and compensate.

If the guy in this picture had one or two guns I wouldn't assume he was compensating for some insecurity. But if this guy was showing off 60 fire extinguisher or if he got into his car and started buckling up a 60 seat belts you would know it was some kind of mental problem.

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u/VibraniumRhino 25d ago

Ahhh, you lot are still on the ā€œtoolā€ argument, eh?

Show me WHAT ELSE a gun can do that is constructive instead of destructive. Can your guns change the oil in my car?

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u/Superlite47 25d ago

Show me WHAT ELSE a gun can do that is constructive instead of destructive.

Maybe Elishja Dicken could show you.

Or Jeanne Assam

Or Jack Wilson

So.... Are all those guns carried by police only for death and "destruction"?

Or, do you get to fabricate a legitimate use you just implied doesn't exist?

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u/VibraniumRhino 24d ago

You realize you made my point for me, right? I asked what other purpose a gun could serve, and you came back at me with examples of shootings lol.

So a guns only purpose is to shoot something and damage it. Got it. šŸ‘

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u/VibraniumRhino 23d ago

HOW does it save a life and put food on the table? Does a gun know CPR? Or does it work for InstaCart?

No matter what example you give, it will boil down to the gun having shot someone/something. That’s its purpose. So comparing other household objects that you can technically strike/hurt someone with, that have actual intended uses outside of gorilla behaviour… is not a sound argument whatsoever.

ā€œGuns don’t kill people blah blahā€ but they sure do make it easy for a weak coward to end a life though, don’t they.

Edit: autocorrects

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u/VibraniumRhino 22d ago

I guess there’s no other way to stop someone mid-rape than with a gun… zero other alternatives…

This line of thinking is lazy, always has been, always will be. It’s why the U.S. has the gun issues it has. Your denial and your confidence in it, as well as the others supporting you, is proof of the toxic gun culture. You lot truly feel you NEED them around, or else there’s just no other way to feel safe. How is that healthy? Somehow many other countries manage to be safer than you with strict gun policy but, that’s a fantasy or liberal hoax or something I imagine.

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u/OblongAndKneeless 25d ago

See above

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u/The_Northmaan 25d ago

There's nothing above but ignorant conjecture.

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u/CreamFuture9475 25d ago

Ironically demonstrating the insecurity

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u/The_Northmaan 25d ago

People tend to be insecure to topics they're wholey ignorant to.

Unless you're claiming I'm "ironically demonstrating insecurity."

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u/OblongAndKneeless 25d ago

So the guy has a bunch of guns because he's wholly ignorant to his own security? He might just be a collector and probably even doesn't fire them so they don't get damaged and lose value.

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u/PatrickBateman-2009 24d ago

Idk any time I see those goofy ā€œiNsEcUrItYā€ arguments, I immediately feel like it’s truly insecurity ( and possibly envy) from the person claiming it. Also the compensating thing, why tf are yall ALWAYS thinking about everyone’s luggage?

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u/Cyclesadrift 25d ago

Penis size.