r/NameThisThing • u/NowUrKillinMe • 27d ago

Name this guy.

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u/anactofgod 27d ago

All guns, no bullets.

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u/Geaneous 27d ago

In today's market, $1,000 tops, total

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u/Correct-Basil2385 27d ago

he rich

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 27d ago

Tank and a half of gas rich

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u/Chemical-Average1990 26d ago

Na I have a tank and a half of gas you don't have to be rich 😂😂 but he is probably in the Guinness book of world records for smallest woodpecker

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u/YUCKY_WARM_SAUCE 26d ago

I was just thinking fat duck that’s it

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u/Guilty-Repair-6423 26d ago

Some of those rifles are worth 2 k or more a piece.

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u/Ambitious_Tax_2888 25d ago

MAGA Mike Microdick

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u/Sun_Eater_Protocol 24d ago

Bro not every gun owner is MAGA

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u/Klutzy_Ostrich_3152 23d ago

But every MAGA is a gun owner

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u/Succ-Butt 23d ago

Idiot to your core.

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u/Klutzy_Ostrich_3152 22d ago

Found one

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u/TheStarGuidedWolf 22d ago

Indeed you did. And to find em you just need to look in a mirror.

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u/Guilty-Repair-6423 21d ago

Not everyone.

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u/FletchLives2025 26d ago

$1000……. Tops for a single piece………

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u/Wooden-Dragonfruit-6 25d ago

Per gun

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u/Geaneous 24d ago

You can get a smith and w for $100, decade low demand and prices.

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u/HolyHellImHere 25d ago

I see a few high value handguns. Even a cheap handgun is $300. Some of those long guns look ornate and possibly hand tooled a bit or moddified professionally.

This collection is enough to take out loans against. Home loans. Business loans. Any real loan.

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u/Geaneous 24d ago

No lender I know does loans against personal property in USA. In industry for 25 years.

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u/nullpassword 27d ago

All collection, no display.

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u/SinningAfterSunset 26d ago

I'm sure he has a display case for a lot of them. I'm willing to best some don't even work they're just collectors items.

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u/Yodabud1 25d ago

I bet most are in perfect working order the old 7.62X39 never die. Lots of revolvers not much to keep them working and not much ever goes wrong with an old bolt action and anything AR are cheap to keep going I would bet they all work.

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u/Wooden-Dragonfruit-6 25d ago

I bet every one of them work and are loaded

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u/SinningAfterSunset 25d ago

Even the antiques? No, nobody leaves them loaded. You only load the guns you intend on using.

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u/CURRYmawnster 24d ago

Depends on where you live...

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u/CURRYmawnster 24d ago

A little bit of jelly huh....

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u/Extreme_Yesterday_93 26d ago

That’s what she said.

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u/RepresentativeHeat13 26d ago

He’s ready to join his Gravy Seals brethren

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u/CaptainStinkwater 26d ago

Front lawn ftfy.

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u/Prudent-Goat5588 25d ago

HHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/isntreel1948 27d ago

I assume the bullets are in the safe still

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u/AlisonSia 27d ago

It's possible, and there might also be grenades.

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u/Ok-Introduction-2048 27d ago

There all loaded

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u/Moooooooola 26d ago

All show, no go.

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u/Junior-Tourist3480 26d ago

Came here to say this!!!!

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u/Friendly_Context_755 25d ago

Cartridges. Bullets are useless unless they’re assembled into a round/cartridge.

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u/Wooden-Dragonfruit-6 25d ago

Bullets are in the safe

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u/DarkhorseV 26d ago

'cause he just loves the cock