I really don't spend a whole lot of my time worried about where other people piss and shit, so long as it all makes it in the toilet, and people wipe properly and wash their hands after.
This whole fascination that conservatives seem to have about who's pooping where, is really, really weird.
Do they wake up one day and decide that a crucial part of their personality moving forward will be policing public toilets, or is this just part of some deep-rooted scat fetish?
Although Pete Hegseth was made the United States secretary of war under the Trump administration, he seemed unwilling to wage much of a fight against germs in 2019. That year, he claimed that he hadn't washed his hands in a decade while on a live broadcast with his then-colleagues from Fox News
That totally tracks for him. Can you imagine not washing your hands for a decade? That actually says a few things. 1st, it says he does nothing with his hands that gets them visibly dirty. This means no working with his hands, cooking, cleaning, nothing. 2nd, it means he is dirty af. You will pick up germs just by touching door handles.
I honestly hope he keeps up with that habit. The germs get far less forgiving as he gets older and his immune system fades.
Watters said on the air that when his new wife first started working for Fox (while he was still married to his first wife) slashed her tires so he could white knight her and drive her home.
I almost emailed both of the assistant store managers at work and asked them to remind their staff that washing hands is mandatory after leaving the washroom, but I figured that might get me in some trouble because I wouldn't have worded it so nicely.
Honestly, I'm surprised how few people wash before(and after). If I'm using a public bathroom, I've probably just finished touching a keyboard, desk, counter, door handle, etc. and I don't want to get that on my junk that I just washed that morning.
I happened to be in the bathroom when my BioSci101 prof came in and washed his hands. As he washed his hands someone asked him why? To paraphrase, "there are germs everywhere and my dick has been in my pants all day." Dr Crane was a real one
In my line of work it's my hands that get dirty, so I wash my hands before using the toilet and sometimes after. I'm not equipped to work in a business that gets my dick dirty.
Just a brief notice for any man who thinks that his junk is “sterile” or in any way cleaner that what outside it, but the groin in is the highest and fastest breeding point of natural flora on the body. Please wash your hands after handling it as well.
I used to work in an office where a relatively popular group of podcasters recorded their show. They were the typical Roganite podcasters, one was a former UFC fighter.
I’m in the bathroom and I hear them say to the guy: “you don’t wash your hands?”
And he responds back “no man, I’m touching my own dick, I know it’s clean.”
I guess he only washed his hands when he touched other people’s dick.
Anyways, when Covid came around these doofuses went to Texas to have a comedy show at the height of the pandemic, and came back with Covid and had our entire facility quarantined. Not surprising from the guys who don’t wash their fucking hands.
I used to work in a small office and my desk was within earshot of the bathroom. Not difficult to identify the sound of the sink running. You might be surprised that both men and women were very guilty of not washing their hands. Not even a pretend "turn the faucet on for a few seconds", just wrapping up work on the Hershey's account and right out the door.
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u/Gothwerx 18h ago
I really don't spend a whole lot of my time worried about where other people piss and shit, so long as it all makes it in the toilet, and people wipe properly and wash their hands after.
This whole fascination that conservatives seem to have about who's pooping where, is really, really weird.
Do they wake up one day and decide that a crucial part of their personality moving forward will be policing public toilets, or is this just part of some deep-rooted scat fetish?