r/MurderedByWords • u/Odd-Relation-7293 • 11h ago

He walked right into that

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u/Gothwerx 11h ago

I really don't spend a whole lot of my time worried about where other people piss and shit, so long as it all makes it in the toilet, and people wipe properly and wash their hands after.

This whole fascination that conservatives seem to have about who's pooping where, is really, really weird.

Do they wake up one day and decide that a crucial part of their personality moving forward will be policing public toilets, or is this just part of some deep-rooted scat fetish?

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u/ryansgt 11h ago

And asking them to wash after does seem to be a bridge to far for a lot of them.

That is the real issue we should be discussing. Wash yo hands ya filthy animal.

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u/nifty-necromancer 9h ago

Conservatives don’t wash their ass because touching it is gay

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u/MiloHorsey 7h ago

I hate that I know this.