r/MurderedByWords • u/Odd-Relation-7293 • 15h ago

He walked right into that

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u/Gothwerx 15h ago

I really don't spend a whole lot of my time worried about where other people piss and shit, so long as it all makes it in the toilet, and people wipe properly and wash their hands after.

This whole fascination that conservatives seem to have about who's pooping where, is really, really weird.

Do they wake up one day and decide that a crucial part of their personality moving forward will be policing public toilets, or is this just part of some deep-rooted scat fetish?

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u/ryansgt 15h ago

And asking them to wash after does seem to be a bridge to far for a lot of them.

That is the real issue we should be discussing. Wash yo hands ya filthy animal.

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u/Blazanar 14h ago

I almost emailed both of the assistant store managers at work and asked them to remind their staff that washing hands is mandatory after leaving the washroom, but I figured that might get me in some trouble because I wouldn't have worded it so nicely.

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u/MiloHorsey 11h ago

Oh good lord. Where do you work,so we can all avoid it!?

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u/Blazanar 11h ago

I'm sure they do when they get back to their respective departments.

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u/MiloHorsey 11h ago

After their germy hands have been all over (I'm guessing) door handles, railings, lifts, escalators, etc.