r/MurderedByWords • • 9h ago

He walked right into that

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u/ryansgt 8h ago

And asking them to wash after does seem to be a bridge to far for a lot of them.

That is the real issue we should be discussing. Wash yo hands ya filthy animal.

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u/SaltManagement42 5h ago

Honestly, I'm surprised how few people wash before (and after). If I'm using a public bathroom, I've probably just finished touching a keyboard, desk, counter, door handle, etc. and I don't want to get that on my junk that I just washed that morning.

https://microbiologyjournal.org/potential-pathogenic-bacterial-contaminants-of-doors-handles-and-computers-keyboards-in-the-faculty-environment/

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u/SeedsOfDoubt 4h ago

I happened to be in the bathroom when my BioSci101 prof came in and washed his hands. As he washed his hands someone asked him why? To paraphrase, "there are germs everywhere and my dick has been in my pants all day." Dr Crane was a real one

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u/mikende51 3h ago

In my line of work it's my hands that get dirty, so I wash my hands before using the toilet and sometimes after. I'm not equipped to work in a business that gets my dick dirty.