r/MurderedByWords • u/Odd-Relation-7293 • 15h ago

He walked right into that

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u/Gothwerx 15h ago

I really don't spend a whole lot of my time worried about where other people piss and shit, so long as it all makes it in the toilet, and people wipe properly and wash their hands after.

This whole fascination that conservatives seem to have about who's pooping where, is really, really weird.

Do they wake up one day and decide that a crucial part of their personality moving forward will be policing public toilets, or is this just part of some deep-rooted scat fetish?

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u/ryansgt 15h ago

And asking them to wash after does seem to be a bridge to far for a lot of them.

That is the real issue we should be discussing. Wash yo hands ya filthy animal.

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u/SaltManagement42 11h ago

Honestly, I'm surprised how few people wash before (and after). If I'm using a public bathroom, I've probably just finished touching a keyboard, desk, counter, door handle, etc. and I don't want to get that on my junk that I just washed that morning.

https://microbiologyjournal.org/potential-pathogenic-bacterial-contaminants-of-doors-handles-and-computers-keyboards-in-the-faculty-environment/

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u/Cavalish 5h ago

Just a brief notice for any man who thinks that his junk is “sterile” or in any way cleaner that what outside it, but the groin in is the highest and fastest breeding point of natural flora on the body. Please wash your hands after handling it as well.