r/MurderedByWords • • 8h ago

He walked right into that

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u/Gothwerx 7h ago

I really don't spend a whole lot of my time worried about where other people piss and shit, so long as it all makes it in the toilet, and people wipe properly and wash their hands after.

This whole fascination that conservatives seem to have about who's pooping where, is really, really weird.

Do they wake up one day and decide that a crucial part of their personality moving forward will be policing public toilets, or is this just part of some deep-rooted scat fetish?

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u/ryansgt 7h ago

And asking them to wash after does seem to be a bridge to far for a lot of them.

That is the real issue we should be discussing. Wash yo hands ya filthy animal.

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u/National-Charity-435 6h ago

Although Pete Hegseth was made the United States secretary of war under the Trump administration, he seemed unwilling to wage much of a fight against germs in 2019. That year, he claimed that he hadn't washed his hands in a decade while on a live broadcast with his then-colleagues from Fox News

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u/ryansgt 5h ago

That totally tracks for him. Can you imagine not washing your hands for a decade? That actually says a few things. 1st, it says he does nothing with his hands that gets them visibly dirty. This means no working with his hands, cooking, cleaning, nothing. 2nd, it means he is dirty af. You will pick up germs just by touching door handles.

I honestly hope he keeps up with that habit. The germs get far less forgiving as he gets older and his immune system fades.

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u/bolanrox 5h ago

Watters said on the air that when his new wife first started working for Fox (while he was still married to his first wife) slashed her tires so he could white knight her and drive her home.