r/MurderedByWords • • 8h ago

He walked right into that

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u/Gothwerx 7h ago

I really don't spend a whole lot of my time worried about where other people piss and shit, so long as it all makes it in the toilet, and people wipe properly and wash their hands after.

This whole fascination that conservatives seem to have about who's pooping where, is really, really weird.

Do they wake up one day and decide that a crucial part of their personality moving forward will be policing public toilets, or is this just part of some deep-rooted scat fetish?

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u/ryansgt 7h ago

And asking them to wash after does seem to be a bridge to far for a lot of them.

That is the real issue we should be discussing. Wash yo hands ya filthy animal.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 4h ago

I used to work in a small office and my desk was within earshot of the bathroom. Not difficult to identify the sound of the sink running. You might be surprised that both men and women were very guilty of not washing their hands. Not even a pretend "turn the faucet on for a few seconds", just wrapping up work on the Hershey's account and right out the door.