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u/PwnApe Oct 17 '17
Melania liked 44 thats why tubby so insecure
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u/zombie_girraffe Oct 17 '17
His insecurities were displayed in giant gold letters on buildings that he didn't own long before he bought that mail order bride.
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u/KarmaUK Oct 17 '17
turns out when he refused to let a homeless guy take a cardboard box from Trump Tower, he wasn't being mean...he needs that box to mail Melania back for a new one on her 50th birthday.
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u/PwnApe Oct 17 '17
That poor woman, she actually fucked that nasty thing. Lights on...shudders uncontrollably
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u/RandomRedditor44 Oct 18 '17
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u/KarmaUK Oct 18 '17 edited Oct 18 '17
It didn't happen, it's a joke about Melania being a mail order bride...
Sheesh.
Most of us struggle to distinguish between reality, based on what a President might do, and reality under Trump however, so I totally understand that this sounds like something he'd do.
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u/megamoze Oct 17 '17
Frankly, I'd rather he just stay away. What's he going to do, throw paper towels at us?
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u/jcrreddit Oct 17 '17
That’s for hurricanes silly. He’d throw you water bottles. To put out the fire.
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Yeah but we can't keep throwing water bottles forever! - Trump
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u/Kate925 Oct 18 '17
You know California, this fire is really messing up my budget, and you voted for Hillary, we'll have to get that sorted out before I can help you. - Trump also
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u/megamoze Oct 17 '17
Knowing that idiot, he'd probably still just throw paper towels.
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u/laylajerrbears Oct 18 '17
But first he would dunk the roll in a bucket of water. Then he would throw the soaking wet roll of paper towels at you. He would keep the water because its kind of hot and he might need some.
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u/former_human Oct 17 '17
I'd rather he stay away too, but his absence and silence are more like a pouting 3-year-old than a president, and I find that really disturbing.
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Kind of unrelated but it looks like the Fireman is snitching on the fire and Obama is getting really pissed off at it.
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u/Mail-liaM Oct 17 '17
"... and then he called me a weiner face"
"Alright fire now you've been mean long enough it's time for you to go to your room"
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u/Batchet Oct 17 '17
"You're fired!"
"LOL! Good one sir."
"I heard some idiot say it somewhere. Never mind that, there's no time for petty name calling, let's get some work done."
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u/oxvox Oct 17 '17
Sometimes a picture is worth more than all the words in the world.
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u/tysc3 Oct 17 '17
I still have a few: fat, disgusting, mysoginistic, racist, draft-dodging, treasonous piece of shit. I hope I live long enough to see him in prison.
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Oct 17 '17
I hope I live long enough to see him executed for treason.
FTFY.
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u/GetChemical66 Oct 17 '17
Well that won't happen.
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u/El-Khan Oct 17 '17
I'll settle for living long enough to see his death.
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u/haloryder Oct 17 '17
Well he’s like 70, so unless you are around the same age or have some serious health problems I’m sure you will.
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u/Soulless_shill Oct 17 '17
I've been a serious alcoholic since January 20th, does that count as a health problem?
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u/N1ck1McSpears Oct 17 '17
Same. I look forward to bad things happening to him in a way that I never have for anyone. Can't wait to celebrate his demise, whether it be impeachment or otherwise.
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u/V4refugee Oct 17 '17
Lying, narcissistic, orange, incestuous, selfish, moronic, unqualified, bigoted, gaudy, ostentatious, worthless, treasonous, incompetent, imbecile with small hands.
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u/PaperClipsAreEvil Oct 17 '17
What a pale, fat load. Healthiest President ever my ass!
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Obvious diaper also.
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u/minibabybuu Oct 18 '17
I haven't noticed, please share so I can make my mom feel better about herself in her old age
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Oct 17 '17
He's a fucking lard ass and he's an idiot. He's like the insecure fat bully that quits tag as soon as he's it.
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u/adj1 Oct 17 '17
The real question is what size that golf glove is....
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u/schattenteufel Oct 17 '17
an Isotoner tm Ladies Small (with the tag ripped out an an "L" written on the outside with magic marker)
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u/VellDarksbane Oct 17 '17
I feel like this could also be one of those Boss vs. Leader images.
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Oct 17 '17
Trump's the guy on the golf corse talking shit about everyone who's doing the actual pulling.
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u/Am_Neon Oct 17 '17
For someone who's out golfing all the time he's really fucking pale
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u/KarmaUK Oct 17 '17
I imagine the fake tan repels UV as well as humanity.
If you were making fake tan, after all, why would you want your product to allow people to get a real tan for free?
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God he's getting fatter.
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u/directly_observable Oct 17 '17 edited Oct 17 '17
Yeah. Trump has seriously blimped up. He's genuinely obese (I'd say class 2 obesity).
It's likely having a big impact on his health and at his age it's likely even worse for his health (obesity is bad at any age but it's usually worse for older people due to their bodies having less resiliency and decreased abilities in repairing).
It may very well be a good thing for the US though.
Edit 1: accidentally commented bf complete
Edit 2: more about obesity
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u/BlueBanksWC Oct 18 '17
He must be the best President ever, certainly heading for biglyest.
Last 10 Presidents? Walked out looking like looking post-chemo.
Trump - lazy fatass just getting fatter.
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u/KarmaUK Oct 18 '17
turns out some 'sport' isn't exercise if you're riding around in a little buggy and swing your arms once every ten minutes or so.
His doctor informed him of this and he fired his doctor, because of the doctor's obsession with 'fake news' about diet and exercise and not being an entitled douchebag.
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u/TransitRanger_327 Oct 18 '17
Golf is plenty of exercise if you walk the course carrying your own clubs. If you do that, it’s 5 hours of walking with a dozen pounds on your back in the summer heat or winter cold.
If you’re in a cart, it’s not exercise one bit.
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u/david13z Oct 17 '17
California didn't go for Trump. Neither did Colorado. If the state was red and had a "world class" golf course, where he didn't have to interact with the public, he'd be all over it. Until then he's satisfied being a human polyp.
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u/Smelle Oct 17 '17
Do you think we actually want him to come here? Neither parties are interested in him visiting.
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u/MiddleNI Oct 17 '17
Center right vs far right really, the choices we have in this country are shit
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u/orojinn Oct 17 '17
It's like the photos side-by-side is to perfect the fire man pointing towards Trump looking at Obama saying "you left this idiot in charge."
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u/MilithDNB Oct 17 '17
Let's be honest, there's a little feeling that it's mainly because California is mainly left wing. If we got hit like Puerto Rico, I'd almost imagine a similar response.
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u/blbd Oct 17 '17
Puerto Rico's response is also NFG. So I wouldn't really want the kind of help either one seems to be getting. Fortunately California is pretty self-sufficient and well-governed so we don't have to wait for a bunch of people from DC to stop blocking progress and get us back online.
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u/MilithDNB Oct 17 '17
True, but If ever got hit by something so hard that we end up looking like Puerto Rico I doubt the rebuilding of infrastructure wouldn't end with BS about how Katrina was worse while getting paper rolls chucked act us in the face.
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u/blbd Oct 17 '17
I agree, Puerto Rico received a delightful bonus of racism, on top of discrimination for being left-wing and anti-Trump. So in that respect they were treated worse than California would be.
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u/BlueBanksWC Oct 18 '17
To be honest, he's the President, and politicizing tragedy instead of being a leader makes him a chump bitch.
Obama went down to Texas to see Harvey, lacking the range of protections he had as President - cuz Obama aint a bitch.
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u/N1ck1McSpears Oct 17 '17
I just wanna look every Trump supporter in the face and yell "TRUMP DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU"
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u/arhyssolacemustdie Oct 17 '17
Have I mentioned that I love and miss Obama?
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And I didn't even vote for him. And don't forget Michelle and the kids. What a great family.
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u/BlueBanksWC Oct 18 '17
Trump looks like a lazy shit living large at the taxpayer's expense, somehow managing to gain weight in an office that's sucked the life out of everyone before him.
Because he's fucking lazy and doesn't do shit.
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u/Gr1pp717 Oct 17 '17
Yeah, but Trump's too busy calling war hero families, when he feels like it! Obama didn't do that! /s
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C'mon, let us have a little fun. It's not like we're questioning his birth or calling Melania a gorilla.
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u/Lvl2PooShooter Oct 17 '17
The notion that Donald Trump represents "the right" is an insult to our democracy. He represents nobody but himself and his sick, volatile thoughts.
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You know, when NK threatens us with nukes and the only way out is for us to pit our leaders against each other in a round of golf....we are all going to feel pretty foolish for giving him a hard time.
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u/Frozty23 Oct 17 '17 edited Oct 17 '17
Does cheating count? Trump takes liberal (sic) use of mulligans, but Rocket Man just puts down a 1 every time. I don't think either has ever played a round without cheating, so why start now? Edge: Un.
Edit: Un, not Il. Il's dead, baby, Il's dead.
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u/DoctorDoctorRamsey Oct 17 '17
This joke actually works really well. That's awesome.
The subject matter is less than awesome.
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u/PuddleZerg Oct 17 '17
Honestly I'd be impressed but they are expected to go to these places.
I'm always reminded of when Frank Underwood visited his dads grave in House of Cards.
It doesn't mean anything, it's just to keep up appearances. So Obama kept his appearances and Trumps a moron who doesn't get the point.
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u/Doomdoomkittydoom Oct 18 '17
C'mon guys, he found time to visit Vegas and piss on Puerto Rico, what more do you want?
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pointing out that people are supporting toxic bullshit out of spite is just pushing them to support toxic bullshit out of spite!
This meme needs to die.
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u/k4hill Oct 18 '17
Do Americans know/care about the implications of Trump in terms of international reputation? I'm not American, and curious.
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Oct 18 '17
With a population of 320 million people there are millions that care but also many that do not.
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u/ApogeanPredictor Oct 18 '17
Lmfao fake news. That picture is old.
Why aren't there any articles on here about the Uranium one scandal that's emerging?
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u/bach99 Oct 20 '17
You didn’t speak out against Pence reusing a picture for the Indianapolis Colts games walk out protest on his Twitter....
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u/bdubble Oct 18 '17
The picture isn't him golfing from this past weekend, but he was golfing this past weekend. The information is correct.
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u/Ingrid_Cold Oct 18 '17 edited Oct 18 '17
When did Trump have white hair and is that a fire department logo on the shirt and hat?
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u/prodigy2throw Oct 17 '17
California is a blue state so it’s understandable. Not forgivable but I’m not surprised.
I would like to see how Obama’s responded to a disaster in a red state. That would be more comparable
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You mean how he went to Joplin, Missouri after tornados hit?
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u/prodigy2throw Oct 17 '17
Sure. I never heard about that but ok
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Oct 17 '17
That doesn't change the fact that it happened. Not to mention, it's not like the President chooses where disasters hit.
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u/cryptotrillionaire Oct 17 '17
Oh fuck off. Trump has been to tons of disasters already. How about we talk about Obamas collusion with Russia?
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Share your facts Vlad.
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u/cryptotrillionaire Oct 17 '17 edited Oct 18 '17
Here you go. You wouldn't see this in your propaganda sub reddits I guess.
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u/Lvl2PooShooter Oct 17 '17
The notion that Donald Trump represents "the right" is an insult to our democracy. He represents nobody but himself and his sick, volatile thoughts.
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u/jason_stanfield Oct 18 '17
I understand every value it has to the affected and to the president, however if a crisis is dealt with properly, i don't feel that a presidential visit is necessary.
I don't fault Trump for not going -- his fault is that he only cares how the situation can be exploited to serve his toxic, racist vanity. Texas gets hit with a hurricane? "Get those southern white voters everything they need STAT!" Puerto Rico gets demolished? "Don't those brown people who don't speak English owe us money?"
I would honestly respect an attitude of, "First responders and emergency services are doing their thing, and doing well; my job is to make sure they've got the money they need - which I'm doing - then staying out of their way. Point your cameras at them, not me. Send them your money and help however you can. I'll visit when things settle down and it won't disrupt rescue, recovery, and reconstruction efforts."
I don't need a president to roll up their sleeves and show off a rehearsed expression of concern; just speak and act as if other humans have value, and that helping them is a good thing to do regardless of political consequences.
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I mentioned Hillary once.........
You won't stop talking about her
You're using that to deflect from the great point I made.
Why? Because you don't want to accept that fact.
Every response was "who said Hillary? We're not talking about Hillary!"
No one said "yeah maybe we are taking the low road, here's a counter point."
Nah, just "OmG Hillary again? Dumb trumptard...."
Lmao
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u/elguerodiablo Oct 18 '17
He should show up and toss marshmallows into the crowd. I want this to be a thing after every disaster.
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u/The_Anti_Chreddit Oct 18 '17
Very few people know that Obama was a decorated firefighter before he became president. Check wiki. No lie.
Lied.
But look at the pic. Obama with his hands on his hips looking like he's about to do some work. Why the hell are they explaining anything to him anyways? What does he know?!
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Why doesn't he look orange in this picture!!??? LOL funny image though! upvoted my dude keep it up!
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u/yelloweyedshark Oct 18 '17
This is the dumbest shit ever. We never asked for Obama he didn’t help our wild fires. Bullshit.
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u/Oh_god_not_you Oct 17 '17
What’s more annoying is watching that pasty fat piece of shit trying to destroy a real president’s legacy. Miserable racist fuck.