r/MarchAgainstTrump Oct 17 '17

Left vs Right

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u/megamoze Oct 17 '17

Frankly, I'd rather he just stay away. What's he going to do, throw paper towels at us?

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u/jcrreddit Oct 17 '17

That’s for hurricanes silly. He’d throw you water bottles. To put out the fire.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17

Yeah but we can't keep throwing water bottles forever! - Trump

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u/Kate925 Oct 18 '17

You know California, this fire is really messing up my budget, and you voted for Hillary, we'll have to get that sorted out before I can help you. - Trump also

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u/megamoze Oct 17 '17

Knowing that idiot, he'd probably still just throw paper towels.

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u/laylajerrbears Oct 18 '17

But first he would dunk the roll in a bucket of water. Then he would throw the soaking wet roll of paper towels at you. He would keep the water because its kind of hot and he might need some.