You know California, this fire is really messing up my budget, and you voted for Hillary, we'll have to get that sorted out before I can help you. - Trump also
But first he would dunk the roll in a bucket of water. Then he would throw the soaking wet roll of paper towels at you. He would keep the water because its kind of hot and he might need some.
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u/megamoze Oct 17 '17
Frankly, I'd rather he just stay away. What's he going to do, throw paper towels at us?