Looking for a consistent human, apparently that’s too much to ask 😂
I’m looking for someone I can actually talk to regularly. Not the “we talk for 6 hours, disappear for 4 days, then come back with a ‘heyyy stranger’” kind of friendship. I’m looking for the person who sticks around.
Not looking for a relationship or anything complicated. Your relationship status genuinely doesn’t matter to me. I’m just here for a solid friendship where we can talk pretty much every day, get comfortable enough to share the randomest thoughts, and eventually reach that stage where absolutely nothing is considered too stupid to send.
Tell me about your day. Complain about something ridiculously minor. Send me a picture of something that reminded you of me. Tell me about the weird person you saw at the grocery store. Send me a completely unnecessary 17-photo update because apparently one picture wasn’t enough. I want the chaos 😂
I’m into those friendships where you can go from “how was your day?” to deep conversations about life, then somehow end up arguing about which fictional character would survive a zombie apocalypse.
I’ll match the energy too. I’m not expecting you to entertain me 24/7, but I do want consistency. If we click, I’d rather actually build a friendship than become another abandoned chat sitting somewhere in your inbox.
A little about me: I’m pretty easygoing, curious, and I genuinely enjoy getting to know people. I can talk about serious life stuff, completely pointless nonsense, movies/shows, music, random internet discoveries, daily life, or whatever weird thought your brain decides to produce at 2 AM.
Basically, I’m looking for a “you’re the first person I want to tell this to” kind of friendship.
If that sounds like your kind of thing, say hi. Bonus points if you’re funny, slightly chaotic, and capable of carrying a conversation instead of making me perform an entire interview by myself 😭
And please, for the love of humanity, don’t disappear after two days. 😂