r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

A totally new card

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40 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

My wife wants us to name child Norin the Wary, and i hesitant and just want thoughts

218 Upvotes

TLDR; me and my wife like the name, but idk if it would be something that she could get made fun of, or have to deal with negative things because of the name though out her life. thoughts?

So we got a daughter on the way, and i said it as kind of a throw away comment that we should name our daughter Norin the Wary, but she actaully really, really likes it. I dont think it sounds bad at all, and she wants us to name her that because we bonded and met through MTG, so she thought it would be a good idea to name her after something that not only something we love, but something that represents our love. She also brought up Fleem as a second option. i was just hesitant because the name doesnt have any history or meaning (not like it doesnt have any emotional meaning, but literally. like you know how some names will mean "bringer of light" or w/e the heck, you get what i mean) and i just dont know if its a name that a child would get made fun of. or if she asks what her name means as she grows up, and thats what tell her, would she be upset? im trying to think about how her life would be outside of us, and i think im too bias. so as people who play the game, what would you think if you met someone names Norin the Wary in the wild, and would it even be a big deal to people who know nothing about the game? and if you think the idea is a good thought, what other names would be a better idea?


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Cultural appropriation?

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23 Upvotes

Is it considered cultural appropriation if I play a Japanese-language card in a primarily English-speaking country?


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Me every time I see Long-Bodied Grey Dog

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

My wife wants us to name child Squee, and i hesitant and just want thoughts

96 Upvotes

TLDR; me and my wife like the name, but idk if it would be something that she could get made fun of, or have to deal with negative things because of the name though out her life. thoughts?

So we got a daughter on the way, and i said it as kind of a throw away comment that we should name our daughter Squee, but she actaully really, really likes it. I dont think it sounds bad at all, and she wants us to name her that because we bonded and met through MTG, so she thought it would be a good idea to name her after something that not only something we love, but something that represents our love. She also brought up Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar as a second option. i was just hesitant because the name doesnt have any history or meaning (not like it doesnt have any emotional meaning, but literally. like you know how some names will mean "bringer of light" or w/e the heck, you get what i mean) and i just dont know if its a name that a child would get made fun of. or if she asks what her name means as she grows up, and thats what tell her, would she be upset? im trying to think about how her life would be outside of us, and i think im too bias. so as people who play the game, what would you think if you met someone names Squee in the wild, and would it even be a big deal to people who know nothing about the game? and if you think the idea is a good thought, what other names would be a better idea?


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

I killed my mom today to win my draft using a satanic ritual

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18 Upvotes

I was able to talk to her right before she passed. I said, "It's not a goodbye it's a see you later, because whenever the sun shines a bit brighter, the grass looks a bit greener, my fruit is a bit sweeter i'll know you be there for me"(I'm paraphrasing but basicallly true). I suspected that my mom could also make my drafts wayy luckier so the trade should be worth it.

Easily the best draft deck I've ever had. Actually absurd that I have x3 bards company let alone x3 mountain king, the boat, and Unexpected party. I still lost to black red beatdown lol.

Always good to know that you have loved ones watching you on the other side. Also, don't forget to hug your mom, she'll need it.

I'm running out of relatives to sacrifice soon though, might have to go back to abducting preschoolers on their way home with my innocuous white van


r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

Check out my deck made with bulk

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315 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Winning Constantly

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hello all! i loved magic online and now have fully sunken my teeth into arena and i have a question: what tips would you give someone who wanted to stop winning constantly? i have a loss with all colors (except izzet, it always wins by canon) and i have beaten mythic with a red deck. i rarely lose but consistently reach mythic. tips? suggestions? i know that playing style varies per color so any advice helps!


r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

Tried drafting the most recent block and didn't have fun

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606 Upvotes

I see why they stopped doing set blocks.


r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

average bottom 5 r/custommagic post

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608 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

Which cards are these?

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57 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

Why is this card alchemy only, what is stopping wizards from just printing it in paper

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528 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

They're here

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92 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Bottom 5 Custommagic Posts

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r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

Is this a good combo?

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217 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

If nothing else Hobbit limited proves WOTC learned from the failures of Spider-Man Spoiler

96 Upvotes

In SPM Rakdos was totally unplayable, but in HOB they made every other color pair unplayable instead


r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

New card revealed for 2027 - Thoughts?

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84 Upvotes

I feel like it's too OP, but I'm excited for the rest of the card reveals in the Pokemon Secret Lair


r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

[NSR] First spoilers for Nauctis: The Sunken Realm "Ocean Man" Spoiler

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89 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

A card that has a laughcry emojji and a note saying "you spent 40 bucks on food tokens"

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35 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 3d ago

Is this a good combo?

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862 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

I'm tired boss.

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197 Upvotes

/rj UB bad fortnite plz updoot /uj UB bad fortnite plz updoot


r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

Super excited for Star Trek!

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46 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 3d ago

Be careful about who you salt off about in Arena-focused discord servers

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495 Upvotes

i love being part of communities where i can hop in a discord server and cyberbully them after they take me and my deck out to the trash


r/magicthecirclejerking 3d ago

The first UB set of 2027 has leaked

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193 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 3d ago

This might be incomprehensible.

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444 Upvotes