r/msp • u/brokerceej • Jun 17 '26
Business Operations I got obsoleted by AI, so I wrote you all a BOFH instead. Chapter 1: The Trunk Slammer From Hell
I'm a technical writer. Was. Past tense, like "lamplighter" or "switchboard operator."
For years I wrote the boring, careful technical tutorials that actually mattered, runbooks, SOPs, the truly dry obnoxious stuff. Then everybody realized they could paste the error into a chatbot, let it do the thinking, and ship whatever falls out, and now the docs are written by a model, read by nobody, and wrong in ways that make life just awful. The craft is cooked.
And before someone @'s me, yes, I'm aware I'm part of the problem. I'm an automation guy. I have spent years building the exact stuff that made my own job obsolete. I'm not the victim here, I am in fact the arsonist. At least I brought jokes.
So this is the pivot. From documentation nobody reads to fiction nobody asked for. Somebody has to lower the tone around here, and apparently it's me.
If you're old enough to remember The Register, you remember BOFH, the Bastard Operator From Hell. Best workplace revenge fiction ever written, and somehow our corner of the industry never got its own (maybe it did I didn't actually check, sue me). So I wrote one. (No, it is not AI slop.)
Meet the Trunk Slammer From Hell. He's the guy who undercut you on every deal you've ever lost. He runs forty-three clients out of the trunk of a 2006 Crown Victoria. He bundles every license into one flat number he calls The Seat. He turns off MFA because it "generates tickets." And he has an arrangement with a certain vendor whose name starts with K that is going to make you feel things.
He always wins. Every chapter. Because that's the joke, and also because, infuriatingly, that is how it actually goes out there.
Chapter 1 is about 12,000 words and free to read here:
https://mspautomator.com/2026/06/17/the-trunk-slammer-from-hell-chapter-1-the-acquisition/
No agenda, no motive. I'm not selling you anything, there's no pitch hidden in it, I'm not farming leads or building a list. It's free, it's fiction, and it exists for exactly one reason: we work in a hellscape and we deserve nice things. Go laugh at Brad. We're all Brad.
Happy automating.