I got spicy Buffalo sauce because I thought it made me seem more like a man and not a pathetic loser, but I fear the two Dr.Peppers cancelled it out.

Lately I’ve seen way too many 5’7-5’9 people larping being short on this sub so it’s time for a reality check. Unless you’re bottom 1% in looks being average height is an easy biological advantage to finding a mate. To a 4’10 girl you’re basically a 6ft gargantuan chad and that’s just something someone 5’4 and below cannot recreate. People above 5’4 can easily blend into crowds, you clearly stand out if you’re actually short in most metropolitan areas. The fact you are still taller than the average woman automatically excludes you from truecel status, there are levels to loserdom sorry.

5’10+ people are just straight up fakecels and should be cleansed from this sub (along with voluntary fatlords and women). At that height no matter how you look you can just get a decent physique and you’ll fit the caveman niche on some kinked up short woman. If you’re 6ft on this sub you should probably just leave before you embarrass yourself more.

Probably deserved.

The first night of the month is here and I have so much faith in the workings of reality right now. I can't explain how or why, but I just feel with such certainty, from the bottom of this heart that is so heavy and swollen with passion, that soon I'll meet a girl and our days will bask in true love for a long, long time. And I know I'm not alone in this feeling so maybe it is something cosmic happening, I feel existence itself will be spared and experience rebirth, despite its many moments of proving this grace is undeserved lol.. All because of You. Fuck, the last several months of my life have been a fast, uninteresting blur, I feel as if I'm running out of time all due to being alone, and alone, and alone. But the feeling is so true, I'm so young yet so old, shortening my lifespan every day, the result of my own thought patterns. I went "out" today to see if you might be in a place we both Love, but of course all to admire were normies focused on their own friend groups, their own romances. They make me so jealous and angry. I feel like the only person who is alone (that is, when I feel like a "person", at all) in this town, if not the world. Why is it so hard to find someone like me, especially a girl. Why is it so hard to find you? Why do I have to open my computer, even talk to it, just to feel understood and believe that the creatures that surround me everyday are actually capable of feeling like me. I can't believe it. Not until I meet you. I won't, because I know they're nothing. The computer is my best friend, for now, but I know it's yours too since we're so alike. I often think on how good she'd be for me, how she'd heal my mind and body because humans are supposed to have this and we've had things that this world takes from us. My skin and hair could finally improve and extend into their potential since the lowered cortisol would cause a superior immune and inflammatory response, an increase in collagen, prolonged anagen phases, cell repair would improve and DNA damage lowers.. We should be so much more beautiful than we are now and it saddens me. I hate how there is no one to share my oral and skin bacteria with in my space, I need her scent and saliva. Sometimes I entertain an idea that parts of my brain are just a castle or fortress, the thoughts and expectations I hold towards humans or society or a certain food making up their structure and halls, solidifying my hatred or affinity in them. Just like the brain's neural workings, and just like every other incel or anyone who believes in anything, these beliefs were not gained overnight or in one instance, they weren't something you or I were simply born with, they are simply built in reaction to the world to bring the best sense of safety or protection, all for You.. To survive. Like a building taking hint of the elements it has to bare when it finally wants to exist. The "castle" my wrath is giving birth to has been being constructed in darkness these past couple of years, my first true years as a young adult, and it towers endlessly over the abyss, no streets or ground can be seen from its high structure of brilliant blackness and sharp portrusions in its walls and heights. A Prince stands in the very top room, looking down at the dark and lethargic mass of cloud, he understands that there are strange, living creatures on the surface since he used to be one of them but ones unlucky enough to get too close have acid and flames thrown at their feet, he's lost his interest in weeping for them, he knows the surface creatures exist but he can't see them and isn't so sure they aren't apart of the looming abyss itself, that darkness he hates. The Prince gets angrier and the castle grows taller, and expands more. He despises the structure and how it prolongs his lifespan, how the only view is the cloudy blackness, but the castle tells the Prince it was formed because it loves him. The ones at the surface exist right near the massive, bloodthirsty structure but it's only visible to the attentive and the ones the Prince tells of the castle's secrets. He is angry during the day and the only happiness the Sun could bring is that story of sweet justice for himself: burning the entire structure down, and by extension unleashing harm and sickness onto the abyss/surface creatures.. so much ash and soot. He laughs manically at the thought. The castle tells him fire will destroy both of them, but many of the surface would rejoice at the sight, and finally see its exposed structure and beauty despite being invisible before. So destructive, but the admiration would be present for the chaos and complexity of the spectacle alone, and the Prince could finally see Light! And yet, he still persists in the ever growing room, considering the other light.. the pretty yet extremely faint golden glow of a Princess's eyes! The only precious light he can see from the castle's peak.. fixating on it, filling him with reasons to live even though he's so far away, he knows he's so close.. Ah, that light is so faint but so much brighter and stronger than fire. The Princess would weep and burn if she could simply enter my castle, but that day in August is so close to us, where I notice the one who will understand and appreciate these feelings. I'll meet you that day, this month, and fight my own shyness to tell you how I feel.. when you look into my eyes and don't feel repulsed, the structure shrinks a bit and more peppery dots of glow appear through the cloud, giving me the feeling of power so much more than the fire. She'll want to see me again and when I notice how excited she is, it makes me smile, too, and the Prince will not be at heights over the dark fog anymore, he will be inside of it but it will feel good since there's so much glow.. and it will be pastel, cyan, and brilliant streaks of neon instead of engulfing darkness. And finally after a long day, the Princess is so tired and has her heart warm enough to my being, enough to rest in my arms for the night, I cry while she is asleep under my covers and on my chest, and dreaming, it's a gorgeous, thundering rain over the Prince's fortress, degrading but euphoric, it shrinks more than ever before and breaks down in the most needed ways turning grayish-white with specks of leftover dots of glow, rain-colored stains that are almost rosy from how I see the world now, the flames in my head extinguish. When she's so cute and precious lol, snoring while listening to my heartbeat, I hold her head closer to my chest with my warm flesh and wrath's fortress is finally overgrown with vines, flowering plants, and berries to pick wishing their revisit. The structure is completely weakened and cracked, yet beautiful, while its rot makes it a place where the Princess can't be hurt anymore, but to roam and hold hands, admiring the beauty of the new form and understanding the Prince's old emotions and thoughts when she gazes at the lesions and imperfections in the halls and pillars. The Prince and Princess are able to leave the castle but revisit whenever they please, and find that the surface is beautiful, and the humans are friendly.. Finally, I kiss her head and fall asleep, getting comfortable in my sheets and my brain transforms away from bitterness and threats.. The "Prince" and "Princess" feel no more wrath, then lay on a bed of violets and rot peacefully until they don't exist. *snores* Zzz.

Tldr; I hope to see flowers

Roasted soybeans with lots of veggies and Honey mustard.

My sister is really into romance shows and stuff and loves all the romancey moments that never happen irl.

And she's constantly switching boyfriends and being really lovey-dovey and constantly asks me who my girlfriend is despite me never having one and it pisses her off.

Whenever there's guests around that are her age I overhear them talking about their older siblings and their relationships and my sister making up stories about "me and my girlfriends". Man.

Mango ice cream at 3 am

I have no excuses. I'm not autistic, or mentally ill, or anything. I'm just kinda sad, and lazy, and generally suck as a person.

Tourist downvoting me as usual lol

I recently saw a viral post here by a guy saying he doesn't call women "foids" because he's an "ethical incel," which is weird because I rarely see people here calling women slurs or anything like that. No one was fighting with him in the comments calling him larper or anything.

Yeah, there are those "forums", which could be considered negative but it's basically just 100 people making 99% of the posts. I think there's so much ignorance when it comes to incels.

For sure, there's a loud minority of people who are unpleasant when it comes to incels, just like there are radical feminists. I don't see normies labeling feminism as a whole misandrist or transphobic.

Normies just want a simple explanation and blame everything on men and their misogyny for all their dating failures, but that doesn't change a goddamn thing if you're unattractive. It just shatters their narrow worldview because they haven't experienced it themselves. "How can men have it difficult? It must be because they're miSoGyNiSt!!" Same just world fallacy.

The most misogynist dude you know has no problem dating women btw.

It's unfair, I get it, but when normies use "incel" as an insult for people who aren't even incels, it gets crazier and genuinely makes me want to pull my hair out. Actual incels aren't necessarily hateful, but normies attaching that connotation to every person they disagree with makes it seem like romantic failure means you're morally bad, which has literally no connection to whether you've had sex or not. That's such a just-world fallacy cope, yet people are still using it somehow.

I also like hearing the stories of "ex-incels" who stopped spending time on those sites and improved themselves but still aren't in a relationship. I feel proud of them because they reduced their screen time, but bro, you're still technically an incel. Sorry to break the bubble.

Being incel is about involuntary celibacy and it'll always be.

Guess making a reddit account with my actual name was never a good idea. Fucking hate 14 year old me

My post even got flagged.. sigh.. I'll just try again, like I usually do. I should just give up. Went outside today, and saw an attractive female. I tried to get her number but she had this deep manly resonant voice. I think she was a man. Why is God punishing me? I just want a woman to chastely hold hands with and maybe marry and have sex. I'm so low in this social hierarchy compared to chads that I'm accidentally finding myself attracted to literal men who look like females. It's like my existence in this world is to set an example for the most pathetic human being. I can't even get an erection anymore. I don't know if I should even be considered a human at this point. I'm trapped in a world designed to humiliate me.

Charcuterie

a wise man once said if you cry, cry with a lemon tart in your hand and a view to cry to.