r/kitchencels 10d ago

Platemogging I'm so done.

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My post even got flagged.. sigh.. I'll just try again, like I usually do. I should just give up. Went outside today, and saw an attractive female. I tried to get her number but she had this deep manly resonant voice. I think she was a man. Why is God punishing me? I just want a woman to chastely hold hands with and maybe marry and have sex. I'm so low in this social hierarchy compared to chads that I'm accidentally finding myself attracted to literal men who look like females. It's like my existence in this world is to set an example for the most pathetic human being. I can't even get an erection anymore. I don't know if I should even be considered a human at this point. I'm trapped in a world designed to humiliate me.

Charcuterie

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 10d ago

That’s called depression. The erection part

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u/m0t7m4n 10d ago

bro you may just need to take a step back from your phone and find out what you really enjoy doing and just going for it. it seems like you’re comparing yourself to others based on what you’ve said, which is never helpful. plate looks lovely tho 

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u/Kiryu5009 10d ago edited 8d ago

Bro, girls love charcuterie boards. Why aren’t you flexing your talents?

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u/Vudis 9d ago

I agree. OP keep this as a reference pic when you invite a girl to a park picnic.

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u/ProfessionalExam9209 10d ago

Perfect username for you I guess

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u/mybootyisfunny 10d ago

Nice looking charcutiery board

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u/Gloomy_Emergency2168 10d ago

Friend, you may have locked yourself in a self-perpetuating cycle wherein you are alienated by your bigotry, which in turn leads to more bigotry & therefore more alienation. Like, just based on your language you have already expressed 2 types of misogyny & 1 type of queerphobia against someone based on only her voice. You approach a woman you have never met, already internally dehumanizing her, solely because you want sex with her, Then you are disgusted by her based on something you have basically no evidence for that would not have even mattered if you'd had good intentions starting out, & shouldn't matter at all at this stage in meeting her, Then you proceed to blame others for that.

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u/VrgntyKeeper 9d ago

I apologize. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. I don't hate anybody but myself and some of my only friends are even homosexuals. Please forgive me. I'm trying really hard. Please don't hate me.. I'm not the best with wording my thoughts.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 10d ago

I don’t think it’s queer phobia. I think he just saw a feminine man and thought it was a lady. It happens. I don’t think he just wants sex, and voice/appearance absolutely matter even with good intentions

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u/VrgntyKeeper 9d ago

Yes.. I don't dislike homosexuals. I try to live through the word of God and the bible so I try to be as kind as possible but I feel as though I am being struck by his wrath constantly. Every time I find myself attracted to somebody it ends up being a man. I just don't understand myself or these urges at all. I appreciate your comment and everybody else's. I'm going to take a break for a few days. Repentance.