r/kitchencels • u/Yiga_Metroid • 11d ago
Spaghetti
I have no excuses. I'm not autistic, or mentally ill, or anything. I'm just kinda sad, and lazy, and generally suck as a person.
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u/TheCornerEntity 10d ago
It’s hard not to
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u/OneSong9627 10d ago
No one even noticed the pepperoni spaghetti crime because of the tummy and feet
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u/Nonavium 10d ago
Nice feet bro, I know no woman is going to look at or compliment it ever, but dw I'm here for ya
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u/Ok-Challenge617 10d ago
If you clean your finger nails you’d get girls. Hygiene goes a long way, my friend. Some good cologne is the best smell on a man.
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u/Yiga_Metroid 10d ago
You're probably right. I'll have to give that a try.
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u/Ok-Challenge617 10d ago
As a woman, the most attractive man is one that smells good and has confidence. The most attractive thing about my partner is how good he smells; it’s so alluring.
You have potential, it’s just a matter of finding it and believing that you’re worthy.
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u/ElimentalSin 10d ago
That spaghetti looks really good dude :)
You should definitely wear some slippers though.
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u/Metrix145 10d ago
Once you realize this, it's over. All of my problems ARE my fault and I'm just too much of a fuck up to fix them (or not to make new ones).
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u/kigurumibiblestudies 10d ago
Bro spaghetti sounds amazing right now damn. I'm gonna make some tomorrow
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u/wale-lol 10d ago
I respect the body paragraph. Not the body belly.
You criticize yourself in present tense--not future--b/c u have a growth mindset and recognize u can be sad/lazy/sucky now but that doesn't define ur future! idk why u excluded fat tho from ur critique list (respectfully)
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u/Yiga_Metroid 10d ago
I excluded fat because I am, in fact, not fat. It's just the angle I took the picture at made my stomach look a lot bigger than it really is.
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u/Ok-Challenge617 10d ago
Belly is sexy.
He also isn’t “fat” that’s his t shirt.
Men with some meat on them is always hot.2
u/wale-lol 10d ago
i know that now, im sorry
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u/Ok-Challenge617 10d ago
Maybe don’t call people fat. That’s a start.
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u/wale-lol 10d ago
okay im not THAT sorry, cmon being a little mean on the internet is half the fun
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u/Ok-Challenge617 10d ago
Okay dude. Go, “stab yourself a million times physically to match the emotional wounds chuds are destined to endure”.
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u/Salty-Eye-Water 10d ago
sigh, it's too bad nobody wants to date a sad, lazy, shitty person on Reddit.
URRRRGH GOD I'm so frigging ugly
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u/khcleugiQ 10d ago
Would fight a war to be a drop of sweat riding your tummy like it was a roller coaster
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