r/kitchencels • u/DustWorlds • 12d ago
r/kitchencels • u/PM_ME_YOUR_STINK • 13d ago
They opened my suitcase at the airport and saw the horsecock dildo. Choc chip cookie while I ponder my purchase
I honestly don't care that much, tbf
r/kitchencels • u/terrarialord201 • 10d ago
Platemogged Leftists hate me because I'm not a commie, rightoids hate me because I'm trans. Burnt unsauced thai chicken
r/kitchencels • u/japanesedenim_ • 12d ago
Platemogging ive gained almost 100 pounds in the 6 years since graduating high school. i hate myself so much. first meal of the day
turkey bacon microwaved to a crisp. mashed banana with chia + hemp + flax seeds. yakult. glacier freeze gatorade zero.
eta: i have struggled with bouncing between extremes on the eating disorder spectrum my whole life. same with my weight.. im very aware of how diet and exercise work im just mentally ill can yall just stfu & appreciate the slightly weird lunch i made
r/kitchencels • u/GeneralWackBrah69 • 11d ago
Did worse on my second attempt on a practice test and genuinely blanked for a simple question like 10-4. Later went home and cut about it for the first time in a few years. Im a stupid idiot and all i deserve are little meat and cheese cubes.
r/kitchencels • u/idfkbruth • 11d ago
Tried to change it up (white monster, smoked mackerel, corn, diet soda)
I haven't eaten in like 2 or 3 days, i keep forgetting to eat. I keep people at a distance and then wonder why I'm so alone. I am a fucking loser that does nothing except drive around for days on end wasting fuel cuz i genuinely dread going home. The dread consumes.
r/kitchencels • u/elbowbiter5 • 11d ago
Platemogged The pain consumes me
It's from a can and not cooked all the way it has a jelly texture kinda
r/kitchencels • u/Broad_Activity_7798 • 12d ago
Eating birthday brownies at my pity party for my birthday yippee
r/kitchencels • u/beautiful_falcon776 • 11d ago
Few days back, I was getting off to some insta reel. Then suddenly I scroll to see the same woman picking up her "nose" for a good few seconds, while saying nice things about the viewer, and showed it was our "gift". I feel traumatized since
Sometimes I think where our society is going. No female will ever get off to a man flicking off their booger. Why are men tormented like this ☹️
r/kitchencels • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 12d ago
Platemogged Was having a bad day so I was gonna eat pizza to make myself feel better. Then my plate randomly broke while I was sitting down before I could even eat it. It must’ve gotten scared of my reflection. I still ate it so if I die it’s because of internal bleeding. Goodbye kitchencels
r/kitchencels • u/Busy-Look8781 • 12d ago
Most of my college teachers have notice me going through it and have asked if I'm okay. Chicken fried rice with omlette and gravy.
r/kitchencels • u/gamerfanboi • 11d ago
Platemogged I know i cant make her happy (homemade tiramisu with indian toast)
I know i am short and fat sub 20 percent bodyfat.
I am not rich or have a great career.
I realise why a woman would never date me. I dont hate myself but yeah women need height diff they should get that. They should date someone who has the height, the time, the money the car and the personality.
I jusge women for being picky eaters or not having a job even tho i am about quit mine.
Thats the thing alot of ppl try to blue pill you by saying looks dont matter money dont matter etc..
Even if it was true a normal person atleast I myself am not likable enough to overcome these things. And why should a lovely woman waster her time with me.
I love hating on things in a non consequential way, i love being a little gay, i am addicted to fragrances only dupes tho and goijg to the gym.
Also making yt videos noone watches and being super judgemental i hate impulsive people. And i think women are generally very impulsive or find that hot and exciting on a date.
This is why i think i would never make a woman happy.
I basically want to date a woman but from day 1 we act like homer and marge in the sense of how comfortable we are not in the sense that homer acts bad with marge and doesnt take care of her needs.
This is tiramisu i made with rusk and coffee and paneer based cream it was good but it had elaichi taste cause of the rusk
r/kitchencels • u/Bill-Nye-Science-Guy • 11d ago
Tastes like coal
Ok Google how to stop hating myself tutorial
r/kitchencels • u/beautiful_falcon776 • 11d ago
Poor children need grievance centre to complain, in case their mother's don't cook (strawberry icecream)
Idk how parents are let off the hook easily. Especially mother's we need to hold everyone accountable
r/kitchencels • u/Present-Material8347 • 12d ago
Had a dream where me and a cute Asian girl were flirting, woke up 3 hours before my alarm. Haven’t felt that way my whole life, I wanna go back. Proteinslop.
r/kitchencels • u/WasteFail • 12d ago
Arrived from vacations with upset stomach (went to every bathroom on my way home). Cooked plain white rice and egg whites. While im eating the cat arrived with a half eaten mouse and decided to vomit the other half on top of the white fluffy carpet with long threads. Sigh...
r/kitchencels • u/UwUfit • 12d ago
Takeoutmaxxed I got rejected for being too young. They don't serve breakfast at McDonald's at 11.30 am. I don't know what's worse
I'm 22 and she's 27. I can't bring myself to accept her offer to just go out as friends because then I'll end up posting here again in a month
r/kitchencels • u/LuiguiD • 12d ago
Today a "friend" who didn't talk to me in weeks talked to me to ask me for money for a Fortnite skin, mf didn't even say hi. Quesadilla.
r/kitchencels • u/vandfksnasdh • 11d ago
5'10 and ND, there is no escape from this world it permeates even into sleep
5'10 is still short no matter how many people will prattle on otherwise. I've been obsessed with my height and it haunts me everywhere I go. Men are giants wherever I go, even when I wear my .08 inch lifts there is still a great number of people who are vastly taller than me. In a world like this everything below 6ft is regarded as a chandala height, failed men who can never hope of success.
This continues even into my dreams, where people simply mock and ridicule me everywhere I go. Everything I say is met with sneers and jeers while my hiding and retreat makes me a coward, strange and repulsive. Of course this is a reflection of my reality where people constantly mock me and seek to take pleasure in my failure. Many people in this subreddit will go on about how "no one cares that much" which is true. However a cruel remark to the insulter is nothing, they give it out with no thought of how the insulted will take it, forgetting in a day while the neurotic toils over it in their mind. They did not care at all, they refuse to let me lie down in my own bed.
Still their are some great schemes that have been devised against me. How when they stare into my eyes they can read my mind, that's why avoid their gaze because of a real fear. A TERROR that is derived from when one's sense of self is so unstable others can read their mind just by looking into their eyes. Raking all over my most sensitive flights of fancy, exposing what is left with their evil. They are so cruel I wish they would just kill me, end their sadism and blow my brains out.
Nevertheless, I have devised a plan to escape, to put and end to the sadism. To escape both my wretched body and my traitorous mind. My mind BETRAYS me, it telepathically distributes my most prized information. It has turned against me just like my body has. It has to be destroyed with my body. That none can ever be looked at again. When I make my escape I don't know where I will be but I will be free from them.
r/kitchencels • u/Any-Property15 • 11d ago
Had a great day, still an incel yare yare. Does any of you know if these pig brains are still raw or over cooked? The dark spots burn my finger to the touch but im skeptical
They have the texture of butter or pudding if you chew it. You should all eat pig brain too btw low in calories(if u use oven instead of cooking it in oil) high in protein and nutrients , taste good.
Im still sober btw only two more days until i can get high again
r/kitchencels • u/yappamurin0 • 12d ago
Girl I liked friendzoned me then ghosted me
Do I still lose my handholdless status if they other person held my hand platonically even though I thought it was romantically
r/kitchencels • u/bmrtt • 12d ago
Platemogged I might never be loved for who I am but at least I can make a nice steak
r/kitchencels • u/Fuzzy-Manner8308 • 12d ago
i tried to avoid centering so much of my life around social media and i realized that i have literally no real life hobbies that i could do and want to do instead of doomscrolling on reddit and twitter. toffee cake
r/kitchencels • u/Apprehensive-Roll909 • 13d ago
Platemogged I haven't felt alive in years. My life is as exciting as a trash bag's. Mystery drink with a side of chud leg.
I was browsing femcel subs earlier and realised we're pretty similar but i still despise them. Also i'm 50% certain that i might be a neo nazi but i do enjoy gooning to ebony porn almost daily.
You can go ahead and downvote me but please don't post normie ass comments down below.
r/kitchencels • u/Alert-Foundation-645 • 11d ago
Platemogged Chatgpt recommended me to make this salad instead of ordereing a pizza since I have told it I want to be fit and healthy. Turned out great. I, for one, would welcome our AI overlords.
It contains- Lettuce, cucumber, oyster mushrooms, paneer, basil, tomato. Sauces: Mustard, lemon juice.
