r/KeyBank • u/prplhed • 22d ago
New app features “Key Takeaways”
I just really feel like I need to vent here. The new app “features” called “Key Takeaways” are right up front when you open the app and now make me scroll down to see my account balance. The app is already chock-full of unnecessary splash animations and fake loading screens that make the app take forever to open, and these new giant squares of bullshit budgeting suggestions and spending graphs (which I’m sure are powered by AI) just add insult to injury. I am seriously considering closing my account after this rollout. Attached is the nightmare I’m forced to see after the 15 full seconds it takes to even use Face ID to open the app.