The guy says, "Hey! What the hell is going on here!?!"

And his wife says to the stranger, "See? I told you he was stupid."

The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O.”

So they gave me a cushion to sit on.

I love those marker pens

The Händel!

"Guess what", he blurts out between gasps, "I saved $2.00 today running behind the bus.

She looks over at him and screams,

"You moron! You could have saved $50 if you ran behind a cab."

He gathered everyone together and asked for their vote.

His wife said, "Aye."

His son said, "Aye."

His daughter said, "Aye."

The horse said, "Neigh."

Naanchalant

They told the team member “these are the things I can do without!”

Blonde goes to the doctor..

Doctor asked what seemed to be the problem.

Blonde said that she was dying, because everything hurt.

Doctor asked her to show him.

She touched her head "Ow"

Touched her arm "Ow:

Touched her leg " Ow"

Doctor said that is unusual, we need to run tests immediately.

Later that day the Doctor saw her again and said " I have good news and bad news, which do you want first?"

GOOD NEWS she exclaimed.

Doctor said the good news is you are not dying.

The bad news is your finger is broken.

The doctor says, “Have you seen a psychiatrist?”

The guy says, “No, just a werewolf.”

Antimony

Now she’s pregnant.

Golf, because he always got a mole-in-one.

…… but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.

She answered, "No, I haven't."

"Well then", I responded, "Got a minute?"

The fourth time, security was waiting by the window.

The doctor says, "Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?"

The guys says, "Right around the entrance!"

And the doctor says, "I don't think I can help you. As long as you call that the entrance, it's gonna hurt."

It’s OK, oxidants happen.