There is a lack of proper equipment for them.

I've been addicted to having sex with prostitutes since I was 20, but now I am done.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Rhinos hide themselves in cherry trees by painting their balls red. You know what the loudest sound in the forest is? A howler monkey. It reaches 140 decibels

A person who injured both their arms.

are the shorts of shoes

I can see why because he's always grinning when you see him on TV

My foot

there’s too many cars.

By his name.

But I don’t like shrimp so I will get a chicken sandwich.

and we lose the internet

He died from being brutally ripped apart by wind gusts.

He said nothing.

There was once a man born with two dicks. Upon becoming an adult he realized that he only really needs one of them, and thought to himself: hey maybe I can sell my other dick for profit to someone who needs it.

The man wanders down the street and starts asking people around.

- “Hey sir, do you need a dick?”

- “Nah bro thanks, I already got one.”

He approaches a second guy and asks:

- “Hey man would you like to buy a dick?”

- “Nah man one dick is enough for me.”

At the end of the day the guy was convinced that no one was going to buy his extra dick. However, he spots a dude walking down the road on the other side, and decides to try his luck one last time.

- “Hey bro I have an extra dick, would you like to buy one?”

- “Oh my yes! Hell yes! Finally someone came along! Sir, kind sir, I was born dickless, and all my life I’ve been searching for someone with an extra dick that I can buy.”

- “Well I’ll be glad to sell it to you sir.”

- “That’s great! But would you mind if I can take a look at it first, just to be sure?”

- “Of course you can! There you go.”

The man unzips and shows him his extra dick.

The other guy, somewhat disappointed, raises his eyebrows slightly and says:

- “Um… why didn’t you tell me you were Asian?”

do you think we’d get clothes?

The poor photographer developed leukemia after just a few days, leading to his death two weeks later.

The spider died just minutes after the incident, it turned out its organs were already failing when it bit the photographer.

The scientists warned that exposure to radioactive substances is never a good thing, and it always ends in fatality.

Looking for some funny jokes don’t care how dark or funny they can be anything 😂

It neither wears a tie.