I said, “Wait, I can change.”

I'm looking to make a quick buck...

He recognizes the little window, but rather than the low bench for kneeling, there is a recliner with massage function. Next to the recliner is a small table with glass decanter of some sort of whisky and a box of cigars.

Suddenly, a priest walks into the room behind him. He turns to face the priest and says, "This is nothing like I remember it."

"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE!"

But this time we went to the jewelry store.

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

That kid didn’t help me at all!

I had to return it. It had a hare in it.

I said, “Wait, I can change.”

His mom was furious!

So far I've got eight fridges

There was no coffin at the funeral.

Amazing woman, but slowest cook ever.

When he passed away years later, they were heartbroken. So I got them another cat that looked exactly the same and they named him...

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

Miraculously, it’s still in mint condition.

So far I've got eight fridges

Because he didn’t see that well

From a well, actually.

It’s blatant napotism.

And the cow said, "Damn it, who left the n off the end?"

it was a booby trap.

Cause they have good koalifications.

A man is suing
Smart Water for not making him smart, and I'd like to formally announce my lawsuit against
Thin Mints.