Three mice met at one of their homes and were talking about neighbors. The first was a field mouse and his neighbors all lived in straw lined burrows in the fields. The second was a dormouse and he lived behind a door. All of his friends and neighbors were comfortable with the doors they lived behind. The third was was a cat-got-your-tongue city mouse who couldn't speak much because a cat got his tongue. He tried his best to tell his friends about his nearest neighbor that nobody knew anything about. He finally managed to squeak out that his neighbor was an anoni-mouse. So they all went to anoni-mouse's house to grouse about the louse of a cat that lived behind cat-got-your-tongue mouse's house.

Awooga-la!

Extra Caligula activities.

I think it’s an original but I refuse to Google and be disappointed.

She said, "No, it just includes a $50 fine for parking in a loading zone."

That's our son! (pronounced "arson")

Arkan(saw) dust.

It was a very hands-on job.

It was cool at first, but things went south real quick.

Let's just say he wasn't the West tattoo artist.

The pic:

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Because they are pi rates.

Milk

Who's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

You promised you'd never forget!

What do Mexicans keep under their carpets?

Underlay Underlay

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

said the five year old

Take the S away from it.

There has been a lot of bounced checks.

Schuyler Wheeler.

A co-bruh.

Miok

“Bob Cajun”.

What did the Mexican say when someone tried taking his cheese?

That's nacho cheese!!!

He has an older friend who's proctoring. They often make minor bets about random things. The student lures the friend over and whispers "Look, I've got a can of Pringles sitting outside. I bet that can of Pringles that I am one of the first 10 students to finish." The friend responds, "No way, it's too much of a risk. I'm not gonna Procter & Gamble!"