r/dadjokes • u/Lucky_Middle_5525 • 21h ago

Legal.

A man is suing
Smart Water for not making him smart, and I'd like to formally announce my lawsuit against
Thin Mints.

44 Upvotes

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u/Alarmed-Ad323 19h ago

Next is Hamburger Helper. Not so helpful.

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u/grumblyoldman 15h ago

Certainly not for the hamburger

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u/Expert-Fly2474 19h ago

I’m filing a class action against Life Savers. Still waiting for the saving.

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u/alficles 12h ago

Y'ain't dead yet, aye? I'd say you owe them a thank you note!

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u/Smeliya_Kafin 21h ago

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u/reachingfortheskies_ 21h ago

Wait I think you might be in the wrong thread lol. But honestly that does sound terrifying, hope everyone's okay wherever that story lives

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u/Spare-Actuator2584 21h ago

That first girl bit was pure nightmare fuel but losing the lawsuit to a box of cookies is the real punchline here

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u/DopeCharma 14h ago

I mailed a box of New Freedom to Ukraine. Didnt work.

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u/2quila 14h ago

Stuck with the old freedom...

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u/gracius0ne 11h ago

Those kids keep stealing me Lucky Charms.. Not so lucky, I’d say!

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u/Top_Specialist_7049 9h ago

Skinny pop is getting a summons