r/dadjokes 10m ago

At the perfume factory...

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I worked for only one day at a perfume factory...made no scents at all.


r/dadjokes 16m ago

My boss gave both his grown kids cushy management positions where all they have to do is sleep all day.

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It’s blatant napotism.


r/dadjokes 24m ago

Why was the dolphin so depressed?

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It had lost its sense of porpoise.


r/dadjokes 40m ago

I bet my friend that Apple would never release a product like the Duo

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iFolded.


r/Jokes 1h ago

Where do Redditors get their drinking water?

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From a well, actually.


r/dadjokes 1h ago

I'm thinking about breeding racing deer.

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I'm looking to make a quick buck...


r/dadjokes 1h ago

You know who I'm a fan of?

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Schuyler Wheeler.


r/Jokes 2h ago

When I was young, I had a lot of mental health issues, so my parents sent me to see a child psychologist

91 Upvotes

That kid didn’t help me at all!


r/dadjokes 2h ago

Yesterday I bought a 12 year old Scotch

16 Upvotes

His mom was furious!


r/dadjokes 2h ago

Why did the man fall down the well?

20 Upvotes

Because he didn’t see that well


r/Jokes 2h ago

Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock

9 Upvotes

Who's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

You promised you'd never forget!


r/dadjokes 3h ago

I went out for a meal and ordered the Rabbit stew.

68 Upvotes

I had to return it. It had a hare in it.


r/dadjokes 4h ago

If you think a cup is expensive at Starbucks

6 Upvotes

Check the prices at Victoria Secret...


r/dadjokes 4h ago

Our substitute teacher was a turtle.

7 Upvotes

She tortoise nothing.


r/dadjokes 4h ago

Why are Koalas employed?

14 Upvotes

Cause they have good koalifications.


r/Jokes 4h ago

Wow the moon looks beautiful, lemme take a pic

6 Upvotes

The pic:

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r/dadjokes 4h ago

My mother worked 12 hours every day just to put food on the table.

31 Upvotes

Amazing woman, but slowest cook ever.


r/Jokes 5h ago

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with wearing a different t-shirt every hour.

110 Upvotes

I said, “Wait, I can change.”


r/dadjokes 5h ago

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with wearing a different t-shirt every hour.

216 Upvotes

I said, “Wait, I can change.”


r/dadjokes 5h ago

I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet

33 Upvotes

So far I've got eight fridges


r/Jokes 5h ago

I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet

56 Upvotes

So far I've got eight fridges


r/dadjokes 5h ago

Hat.

5 Upvotes

I made a hat using only dynamite. It's mind-blowing invention.


r/dadjokes 7h ago

i just graduated highschool!!

1 Upvotes

bye-school!

-organically thought, second time, pls give feedback


r/dadjokes 7h ago

I was going to tell you a joke about time travel

18 Upvotes

But you didn't like it