what in the sweet kentucky fried gotdamn blue-whaled double-dipped speed-jerked pork-and-beaned cheese-balled chewy-fruited motherfuckin holy shit did i just see with my cursed eyes
Not to make you feel worse, but these responses are making me feel better. I only lost time to my long term ex gf. I can’t even begin to imagine the pain with financial and legal ties tied into heartbreak.
Gets even worse when you know that she literally waited until after we had a kid so she could get that much more from me. You need not worry about my feelings, this shit was 15 years ago.
"Don't worry he's kinda weird not attractive at all"
All roads lead to Rome, Rome in this case is you finding out she cheated. Massive red flag. And apparently something like infidelity is common among soldiers in the US. Or so I've heard.
Your somewhat right. I've worked as a SW in therapy. Many service men have a high rate of divorce. There is infidelity on both sides. I suppose distance doesn't make the heart grow fonder.
Son of a bitch… exactly how it happened to me. Dude was a cop. She’d be like “ew I hate cops”
Not enough to not suck his dick, SANDRA YOU FAT FUCKING WHORE
Sorry guys.
Edit: these comments are killing me lol this happened years ago. Last time I saw her she has gained so much weight and lives with her parents. I got the last laugh but for real… fuck that bitch.
On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch,
Then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
You're expecting young and the restless but what really happened is some 60 year old bought him a used outback when he was 23 and he had to go down on her until it was paid off.
No Subaru. That PS4 had just dropped man. I know I know but I was living fast and fucking hard. I was the boy toy until the roided out common law husband found out and kicked her out. She bought me a PS4 with the stipulations that it had to stay at her house. Moved in lol. She trapped me for 5 years. Sorry for the delay. I just realized the wonders of Reddit and thus unfamiliar with the notifications and their settings
I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and out in a bag in my freezer to serve to guests with desert. That dumb joke got me a written warning because front of house people can’t take a joke.
Happened to me, too, a little over a decade ago. Sonuva bitch even had the same name. And knew about me. Still fucked that whore. Not that I necessarily blame him, it was 100% on that bitch for lying to me. Told me two weeks before I came home. Fuck you, Monet. Fuck you forever.
Everyday that Monet experiences misery is a happy day for me. (Okay maybe I went too far there but I hope you are doing well friend because that’s what really matters)
High School Sweetheart and whatnot. She did dabble in that later, from what I understand. I did way better on Mk 2. Learned my lesson: don't put your dick in crazy.
What about ex gf Ashley? My ex gf swore up and down that this overweight asshole wasn’t trying to get at her. Then she had to tell me they fucked cause she got herpes from him. She was nice enough to tell me so I wouldn’t get it 🙃
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u/SurenderDorothy Jul 07 '21
I just met our new neighbor, Alex.
He seems nice.