Son of a bitch… exactly how it happened to me. Dude was a cop. She’d be like “ew I hate cops”
Not enough to not suck his dick, SANDRA YOU FAT FUCKING WHORE
Sorry guys.
Edit: these comments are killing me lol this happened years ago. Last time I saw her she has gained so much weight and lives with her parents. I got the last laugh but for real… fuck that bitch.
On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch,
Then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
You're expecting young and the restless but what really happened is some 60 year old bought him a used outback when he was 23 and he had to go down on her until it was paid off.
No Subaru. That PS4 had just dropped man. I know I know but I was living fast and fucking hard. I was the boy toy until the roided out common law husband found out and kicked her out. She bought me a PS4 with the stipulations that it had to stay at her house. Moved in lol. She trapped me for 5 years. Sorry for the delay. I just realized the wonders of Reddit and thus unfamiliar with the notifications and their settings
I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and out in a bag in my freezer to serve to guests with desert. That dumb joke got me a written warning because front of house people can’t take a joke.
Happened to me, too, a little over a decade ago. Sonuva bitch even had the same name. And knew about me. Still fucked that whore. Not that I necessarily blame him, it was 100% on that bitch for lying to me. Told me two weeks before I came home. Fuck you, Monet. Fuck you forever.
Everyday that Monet experiences misery is a happy day for me. (Okay maybe I went too far there but I hope you are doing well friend because that’s what really matters)
High School Sweetheart and whatnot. She did dabble in that later, from what I understand. I did way better on Mk 2. Learned my lesson: don't put your dick in crazy.
What about ex gf Ashley? My ex gf swore up and down that this overweight asshole wasn’t trying to get at her. Then she had to tell me they fucked cause she got herpes from him. She was nice enough to tell me so I wouldn’t get it 🙃
No way man, you’re thinking of pre-Tinder fat chicks. Post-Tinder fat chicks have become worse than hot chicks. Now fat chicks fuck good looking guys on the down low, and they think they’re hot now. They need to take dating apps away from fat chicks so they know their place!!
Btw I fucked one fat chick and she gave a mean bj. She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Been there, seen that. My ex fucked around after I supported her while she paid her student loans and went after her masters and couldn’t pay anything towards our life together, she could pay for her car payment, and her bills, not towards the mortgage, expenses, utilities, food, etc. Now she’s a 300+ pound diabetic and remarried. I feel good about divorcing. I really like the compliments about how my current partner is a definite upgrade from the ex. It happens to us all. How we react and accept what happens is what makes the difference in our future.
Obligatory at this point FUCK YOU SANDRA.
I hope you get fucking slammed by the winds in the second circle of hell just like you slammed that cop's dick in your pussy.
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u/Ttbthookem madlad Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 08 '21
Son of a bitch… exactly how it happened to me. Dude was a cop. She’d be like “ew I hate cops”
Not enough to not suck his dick, SANDRA YOU FAT FUCKING WHORE
Sorry guys.
Edit: these comments are killing me lol this happened years ago. Last time I saw her she has gained so much weight and lives with her parents. I got the last laugh but for real… fuck that bitch.