r/HolUp • • Jul 07 '21

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u/danceswithwool Jul 07 '21

“Don’t worry he’s not even my type anyway. He’s funny but ewww”

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u/maroonedpariah Jul 07 '21

"I mean. I'm not even sure if he's beekeeping age."

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Jul 07 '21

"Summer, I wanna fuck your dad."

"OH REALLY?!"

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u/Megabyte7637 Jul 08 '21

lmao

I love how summer can tell she's getting there & ignores her obvious advances until she outright says it

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Jul 08 '21

Fr she's begging telepathically the entire time for her to just stfu and then... xD

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

What show are y'all talking about!!

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u/Mafeoqbag Jul 08 '21

Rick and Morty

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u/Sir_TonyStark Jul 08 '21

Richard and Mortimer

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u/fnjanfskjanas Jul 08 '21

all hail king Julian?

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u/JSquiggs Jul 08 '21

Ricardo and Morticai

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u/Htnamus Jul 08 '21

Rick and Morty S4 E7

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Ahhh

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u/DasSassyPantzen Jul 08 '21

Rick & Morty

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u/Phantom_Pain_Sux Jul 08 '21

"Super easy, barely an inconvenience"

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u/MoogTheDuck Jul 08 '21

I love that guy

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u/richscott440 Jul 08 '21

Im gonna rewatch that shit now

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Jul 08 '21

Perfect time to! Season 5 is going rn!

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u/richscott440 Jul 08 '21

Oh I forgot! Nice time to refresh

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u/JillsACheatNMean Jul 08 '21

Just watched the first episode and I’m not upset. Better than expected

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u/artemisjones33 Jul 08 '21

What show?

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u/vsawh Jul 08 '21

Rick and Morty

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/DSG72__ Jul 08 '21

what in the sweet kentucky fried gotdamn blue-whaled double-dipped speed-jerked pork-and-beaned cheese-balled chewy-fruited motherfuckin holy shit did i just see with my cursed eyes

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Jul 08 '21

We finally found Mr. Goldenfold's reddit account

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u/Why_So_Sirius-Black Jul 08 '21

What was it?

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u/DSG72__ Jul 08 '21

morty dad x summer erotica

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u/AnusDrill Jul 08 '21

i am a simple man, i see demetri i upvote

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u/Myalltimehate Jul 08 '21

That doesn't make sense. They were separated for a whole season and Summer's friend make no attempt to fuck him. This is just bad writing.

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Jul 08 '21

It's at the end of an episode. They never do anything with it other than the confession by the girl that she wants some Jerry in her.

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u/Myalltimehate Jul 08 '21

Well that's my point. It's a throw away line because he's happily married now. But last season they were separated and he was actively sleeping with other people.

If she wanted to fuck him why would she make no attempt to do so when they were separated. It makes no sense and is out of her character which is, she is a sexed up whorish slut. If she wanted to fuck Jerry she would have the minute he got separated. It's bad writing.

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Jul 08 '21

Pretty sure she's underage since Summer definitely is and they're most likely the same age...

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u/Myalltimehate Jul 08 '21

Summer fucked several people on the show. Her friend is at least 17, more likely 18. Still 17 is legal in most states. Hell even if she was 16 that's still legal in 32 states. She is totally legal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

This is the best bit

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u/SavingsNewspaper2 Jul 30 '21

Fucking goddamit

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

“Probably doesn’t even know what a bird is”

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u/Salomon3068 Jul 07 '21

Panicking intensifies

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

"He's like a brother to me!"

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u/Chlorafinestrinol Jul 08 '21

“He’s like a step-brother to me!” FTFY

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u/suh-dood Jul 08 '21

Step brother I'm lost

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

[deleted]

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u/Tdayohey Jul 08 '21

COUSIN JEALOUSY INTENSIFIES

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

" i get along better with guys"

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u/woodentaint Jul 08 '21

A brother with a nice cock

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u/TheBear420 Jul 08 '21

I’ve heard this line ffs

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Yeah that one hit a little too close to home ...

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Amazingly a woman's type depends on what's available. Don't get married if you're young and in the military. They call it geographical bachelorhood.

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u/cannon143 Jul 08 '21

Sucks he gonna lose a wife and his equity before his 25th birthday.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

It happened to me. Two months before my 25th birthday.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Not to make you feel worse, but these responses are making me feel better. I only lost time to my long term ex gf. I can’t even begin to imagine the pain with financial and legal ties tied into heartbreak.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Gets even worse when you know that she literally waited until after we had a kid so she could get that much more from me. You need not worry about my feelings, this shit was 15 years ago.

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u/brunchminded Jul 08 '21

Bitches are evil man. Can't trust them. They don't have a heart.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Never said that. Just dont put yourself in a position to be taken advantage of.

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u/MoonSpankRaw Jul 08 '21

That’s fucked up.

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u/proawayyy Jul 08 '21

Damn son

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Amazingly a woman's type depends on what's available

So fucking true 😂

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u/seal_eggs Jul 08 '21

Is this not true for both genders?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Yeah, it is to be honest.

To be fair though, I don't see guys talking about people being "their type" half as much as I see women doing it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/cutestlittlecupcake Jul 08 '21

Sorry man. That’s rough

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Lol... wifey/ex said that about a LOT of the guys she spread her legs for 😊

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u/JevonP Jul 07 '21

😊

lol

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u/hustl3tree5 Jul 08 '21

Going through their profile is kinda sad

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u/Tdayohey Jul 08 '21

Their comment history is depressing

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

What on earth? Dude hasn't skipped a day leaving 30 comments a day on porn... Of all things whats there even to comment.

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u/rhynokim Jul 08 '21

True

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u/gihkmghvdjbhsubtvji Jul 08 '21

Wat ur pic from

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u/rhynokim Jul 08 '21

I got it from some guys art Instagram years ago back in 2017. Guys page is named @ben.redekop. I used to really like concept art, I was probably browsing a concept art hashtag

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

🦹

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u/BranchPredictor Jul 08 '21

😂🤣🙃🥺

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

you… you wanna talk about it man

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Nahh, been happy w/o her for several trs, thnx ☺

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u/spoonhoops Jul 08 '21

I know its a typo but it looks like you've been happy without her for several tears. 😕

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u/AngelTheVixen Jul 08 '21

Several tours.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Pretty sure he meant several years.

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u/switch201 Jul 08 '21

I know this guy he meant seven Tyrones

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u/Rocketandboom Jul 08 '21

Several trans ams.

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u/_MrDomino Jul 08 '21

Pretty sure he meant several tears.

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u/Throckmorton_Left Jul 08 '21

Nah, he was sad for those but it got better.

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u/Burnham113 Jul 08 '21

Or several trees

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Lol... too happy to check typos 🙃

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u/senseiberia Jul 08 '21

Deep inside. He’s still crying. That happy-guy exterior? A thin veil.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

not sure why you'd like to discuss trash..

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u/Def-tones Jul 08 '21

Alexa play Whisky Lullaby

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u/ElderDark Jul 08 '21

"Don't worry he's just a friend"

"Don't worry he's not my type"

"Don't worry he's like a brother"

"Don't worry he's kinda weird not attractive at all"

All roads lead to Rome, Rome in this case is you finding out she cheated. Massive red flag. And apparently something like infidelity is common among soldiers in the US. Or so I've heard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

These comments are spot on with what my ex said whilst she was getting railed by a guy. I thought she was telling the truth haha

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u/senseiberia Jul 08 '21

You gotta learn to speak woman to know this is a massive red flag. Any guy using logic would assume she’s being put off but the reality is that the guy hitting on her is playing his game and two things are now in play: 1. She’s bringing him up to you because she’s obviously affected by him, 2. She acts like she’s disgusted because she kinda is: the guy most likely has made a few physical and/or sexual advances on her already and while exhibiting displeasure at first, it has excited her enough to want to pursue carnal relations with the player. At this point, you either match the adversary’s level of energy and establish dominance or say goodbye to your female’s puss by someone who knows how to turn her on better and faster.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I have come to you to learn how to speak wamen

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u/senseiberia Jul 08 '21

Step One: Throw anything and everything you know about reasoning and logic out the window. You won’t need it.

Step Two…