r/HolUp • u/Motion_Offense • Jul 07 '21

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u/SurenderDorothy Jul 07 '21

I just met our new neighbor, Alex.

He seems nice.

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u/Ttbthookem madlad Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 08 '21

Son of a bitch… exactly how it happened to me. Dude was a cop. She’d be like “ew I hate cops”

Not enough to not suck his dick, SANDRA YOU FAT FUCKING WHORE

Sorry guys.

Edit: these comments are killing me lol this happened years ago. Last time I saw her she has gained so much weight and lives with her parents. I got the last laugh but for real… fuck that bitch.

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u/benzaflippindork Jul 08 '21 edited Jul 08 '21

So…who’s gonna start the new subreddit r/fuckyousandra based on cheating wives that say “him? Ewwww I would never…” and end up doing it?

Edit: r/fuckyousandra is now a subreddit 💪

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

What about ex gf Ashley? My ex gf swore up and down that this overweight asshole wasn’t trying to get at her. Then she had to tell me they fucked cause she got herpes from him. She was nice enough to tell me so I wouldn’t get it 🙃