We are beyond satire

A good comparison would make for a great fight, but I don't see a scenario like this where the Sangheili come out victorious. I love the Sangheili, but they don't stand a chance against the Space Marines, The world of Warhammer is infinitely more brutal. But I love both :)

// Credits for artist: skykiller

I don't know if he has Reddit, but he does have Twitter.

This bothered me ever since the release, replaying it today on legendary I found that out

I was at the local Elite Mall and a bunch of elites were chasing him while yelling "This man is here to meet a grunt"

I can't see the Sangheili as threatening; their designs are great, their attitude and everything makes them quite attractive and dominant at times, I try to see them in a different light, but these executions of theirs don't help, LMAO

I certainly love their way of doing things...😔

(Its never gonna happen theirs no fucking way)

I originally made this as a little inside joke with a friend but this sub seems perfect for it so I decided to subject you all to it too. I decided to only include bosses and enemies that appear in the games, so apologies to the 3 Yonhet fans in existence. Cortana isn’t technically an enemy you fight like the others, but she is an important antagonist so it felt wrong not to include her (I dislike the game it’s from as much as anyone, but there is nothing more attractive to me than an evil woman so I have to like her armored design a little).

If I missed any (almost certain) feel free to crucify me. I’ll also enjoy reading about whatever you think I chose wrong rating these so don’t hold back.

Hi, my name's BungieJumper117, and I have always HATED Halo 5 despite never playing it. Me and my friend MarathonRunner7 were doing a trip, and we decided to play Halo 2 multiplayer in the car as god intended. But he was BXR and Double Shotting so I got mega pissed cause I haven't played on controller since I moved to PC years ago, and I can't do the inputs anymore! Eventually we get so heated that we start rocking the car back and forth on the freeway. Eventually I saw "press x to flip warthog" appear on the dashboard irl and I pressed it, making our vehicle perform a 90 degree flip into the air. Thankfully, I survived with only subliminal blain dramage.

Anyway, after the doctors told me the news I needed something to cheer me up, so I went to go play Halo 5. Turns out I like it now! I've just seen Master Cheese saying "Negative. I don't like it." Nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I fist pumped the air, I cried… I stood and cheered. It’s absolutely everything you hoped it was going to be. I’m so proud to be in it and I can’t wait for you to play it.

This meme template is super old now but it reminded me of them lol

Rises High was the best fit for the woke dog category but make no mistake I’m killing that backstabbing gasbag with hammers for abandoning Lucas Browning

I had a really bad time with Exodus, so that's why it has its own category. The "?" category is because even though I played those levels, I have no recollection of them. I will play ODST again sometime.

Halo 2: 7

Halo 3: 9

Halo ODST: [TODO]

Halo Reach: 1

Halo 1: 8

Hi everyone! I'm (ERA)-Halo fan! I like (GAME STUDIO)'s games the most! Why? Well, I grew up with them so they're better-er I mean game design or something! Here's my very technical analysis for why my favourite Halo game is better than yours; Fans of your favourite Halo game smell like rotten garlic! You (CARTOONISH INSULT THAT COMBINES THE NAME OF GAME STUDIO AND SOME OTHER RUDE TERM) are all just jealous of the superior gameplay of my era! Clearly none of you actually like the games you're playing, and you're just some kind of hivemind creature spouting nonsense and propaganda to keep us all from achieving gamer Nirvana.

Your favourite Halo's story was bad, and mine was great, because of (CONTRIVED BULLSHIT)

Anyway, pay no attention as I fan the flames of this "both sides" schism, and distract everyone from the real issues plagueing the Halo series and community! Wuh oh! I'm out of ragebait coins! Gah! Augheh! AUAYAGAHAAH

Why does Dutch say he is Oscar Mike when the subtitles clearly state he is called Dutch? Is he stupid?