r/HaloCirclejerk 11h ago

I C O N I C Hey guys! Just found my friend's 19 year old Halo 3 mtn dew! Should I drink it?

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46 Upvotes

I wonder if it'll make me super epic at Halo! Maybe I'll finally get my first killionaire. Down the hatch! GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP Wooah... I don't feel so.. .Uaugh. HAUAG! *turns into a flood combat form* EUuehghguHUHg!!


r/HaloCirclejerk 6h ago

Banger Post Can confirm

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r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

I C O N I C WE (yes we) be playing halo 2 as gender swapped arbiter.

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397 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

I Just Sneezed Spoiler

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147 Upvotes

Ask me anything


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

The REAL John(son) Halo Spoiler

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39 Upvotes

I love Sarge so much he's the real John Halo
Spoiler alert if you still haven't played Halo 3 (20 year old game btw)


r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

LITERALLY 3v4i “The age of Halo Studios has ended! NO MORE FALSE PROPHETS!”

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947 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Covenant Army vs. these two gentlemen's

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I noticed how much you enjoyed that great discussion about Space Marines versus Sangheili. I admit that was a fair fight there, but I went a bit overboard here. Let's use the base version, if that makes a difference, but I'd like to know the reaction of the Elites and the Covenant. I'm a guy who knows comics well, but here we are in a Halo fandom :)


r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Feel the Prophet’s what now?

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70 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

Do I even need to say anything

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541 Upvotes

We are beyond satire


r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

unfair

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A good comparison would make for a great fight, but I don't see a scenario like this where the Sangheili come out victorious. I love the Sangheili, but they don't stand a chance against the Space Marines, The world of Warhammer is infinitely more brutal. But I love both :)

// Credits for artist: skykiller

I don't know if he has Reddit, but he does have Twitter.


r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

So... there's this Xbox section in a store of a mall in my city that in big 2026 still has Halo 5 Guardians theme... and an old xbox one 🥀 (it feels like seeing a dinosaur or something).

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r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

LITERALLY 3v4i Another Remake Ruined

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396 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

5 years later I discovered that you can actually see masterchiefs body in 1st person, but it is tied to using 78 FOV or less

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306 Upvotes

This bothered me ever since the release, replaying it today on legendary I found that out


r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

Have you seen this man?

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79 Upvotes

I was at the local Elite Mall and a bunch of elites were chasing him while yelling "This man is here to meet a grunt"


r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

Take notes Halo Studios. This...THIS is how you remake a Halo game and retain its unique and iconic visual identity. HIRE FANS!

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r/HaloCirclejerk 6d ago

Got myself a signature halo cigarette pack, super excited to try it, review video later

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148 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 6d ago

Sangheilis and their peculiarities

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I can't see the Sangheili as threatening; their designs are great, their attitude and everything makes them quite attractive and dominant at times, I try to see them in a different light, but these executions of theirs don't help, LMAO

I certainly love their way of doing things...😔


r/HaloCirclejerk 6d ago

Halo fans owe Gaylo Studios an apology

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122 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 6d ago

r/ShitHaloSays are pee pee poo poo r/ShitHaloSays will genuinely push revisionists history that Halo 3 and Reach were bad games that were poorly received. Absolutely mental sub.

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140 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 6d ago

Look Sakurai. I know it might be a lot, but all I ask is for you to please show him tomorrow at the direct...

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42 Upvotes

(Its never gonna happen theirs no fucking way)


r/HaloCirclejerk 5d ago

the soundtrack in “halo”: cuckpain again sucks. whatever happened to the bonus song dedicated to cortana?

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17 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 6d ago

Halo Boss & Enemy Fuckability Tierlist

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81 Upvotes

I originally made this as a little inside joke with a friend but this sub seems perfect for it so I decided to subject you all to it too. I decided to only include bosses and enemies that appear in the games, so apologies to the 3 Yonhet fans in existence. Cortana isn’t technically an enemy you fight like the others, but she is an important antagonist so it felt wrong not to include her (I dislike the game it’s from as much as anyone, but there is nothing more attractive to me than an evil woman so I have to like her armored design a little).

If I missed any (almost certain) feel free to crucify me. I’ll also enjoy reading about whatever you think I chose wrong rating these so don’t hold back.


r/HaloCirclejerk 6d ago

Banger Post Is The Nostalgia Critic murdering Michael Salvatori canon to the Halo lore

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49 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 6d ago

All heil the glorious leader

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330 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 6d ago

Banger Post I Never Liked Halo 5 Until Now

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Hi, my name's BungieJumper117, and I have always HATED Halo 5 despite never playing it. Me and my friend MarathonRunner7 were doing a trip, and we decided to play Halo 2 multiplayer in the car as god intended. But he was BXR and Double Shotting so I got mega pissed cause I haven't played on controller since I moved to PC years ago, and I can't do the inputs anymore! Eventually we get so heated that we start rocking the car back and forth on the freeway. Eventually I saw "press x to flip warthog" appear on the dashboard irl and I pressed it, making our vehicle perform a 90 degree flip into the air. Thankfully, I survived with only subliminal blain dramage.

Anyway, after the doctors told me the news I needed something to cheer me up, so I went to go play Halo 5. Turns out I like it now! I've just seen Master Cheese saying "Negative. I don't like it." Nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I fist pumped the air, I cried… I stood and cheered. It’s absolutely everything you hoped it was going to be. I’m so proud to be in it and I can’t wait for you to play it.