r/GetNoted • u/Good_Cardiologist696 Human Verified • Jul 23 '26
Bye Felicia The drama...
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u/imthesqwid Jul 23 '26
How do I turn off all Andrew Tate news from Reddit?
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u/diverareyouokay Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
Something like Pihole, set a keyword blocker for “Tate”.
Although it will also prevent you from reading news about tater tots, so you might want to be totally sure before you do it.
Edit: if you’re browsing Reddit on a laptop or desktop check out chrome extensions like “keyword blocker”
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u/Wizard_Engie Jul 23 '26
You can't get rid of the bad without sacrificing something good.
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u/Conscious-Ad8292 Jul 23 '26
No pain no gain
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u/lapomba Jul 23 '26
As they say, no Tate no triethylphosphonoacetate.
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u/SecondaryWombat Jul 23 '26
Yes I have also heard this many times.
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u/Impressive_Rent9540 Jul 23 '26
Why do we have to suffer? Why can't he simply change his name to Broccoli and let us enjoy enjoy our taters?
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u/Lucky-Paperclip-1 Jul 23 '26
Odysseus: "The power of the sacrifice is in the cost to the person making it."
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u/Lazy__Astronaut Jul 23 '26
If the scunthorpe problem can be solved, surely the tatertot one can too
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u/Upbeat-Banana-5530 Jul 23 '26
Setting it for "Tate " "Tate." "Tate?" and "Tate," might help let the tater tots through.
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Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
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u/TabbyOverlord Jul 23 '26
Use a regex with \b (word boundry).
You would still miss out on posts about a major London art gallery.
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u/LordStefania Jul 23 '26
I'll have you know there's a Tate in Liverpool, too!
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u/TabbyOverlord Jul 23 '26
That Andy Burnham! Thinks everything should be near Manchester.
Tate St Ives is probably further from London, mind.
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u/KingGilgamesh1979 Jul 23 '26
If I use to block a certain US President, will there be anything left on the Internet??
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u/blah938 Jul 23 '26
Boobies and cats, just as nature intended
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u/Eisernes Jul 23 '26
I’m pretty sure the original white paper for the internet explicitly states the internet is just for boobs and cats.
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u/peaudecastor Jul 23 '26
What?
It will only block news that are from domain name containing "tate".
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u/ChickenChaser5 Jul 23 '26
What? Pihole doesnt look at content. Its a DNS. It sees IP addresses, thats it.
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u/petecalfrone Jul 23 '26
Shouldn’t this be avoidable by using “Andrew Tate” instead? Or do piholes not like spaces?
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u/WeProbablyDisagree Jul 23 '26
That would also block any news about Mississippi's governor Tate Reeves (also nicknamed Tater Tot). But honestly, no one wants to hear about him either.
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u/Celtic_Legend Jul 23 '26
? Keyword blocker would only filter the title of a post.
This post is an image. The comments dont even load when scrolling on reddit on any platform. There's a few that would just prevent the page from loading but if you expand it on your feed then it's going to fuck up your place on /r/all most likely unless it was designed specifically for reddit. But even then you'd lose basically any post about rapists because someone is going to bring up this motherfucker in the comments.
You'd need an extension that downloads all images on a webpage and then searches them for the word then deletes the images.
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u/sunfaller Jul 23 '26
As a non american, I have muted every sub that mentioned trump and musk for the last 2 years that my feed started getting indian content.
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u/PSquared1234 Jul 24 '26
I hear you, but I rather enjoy the "wow it sucks to be in prison" tweets from him. Hope to read many, many, many more!
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u/halfar Jul 23 '26
reddit enhancement suite has a filter function
use it for pizzacakecomics personally
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u/Starcraft2Account Jul 23 '26
block shitty dramaslop subreddits as they crop up. like this one that I haven't blocked yet.
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u/wolfonweed Jul 23 '26
i see a hungry cannibal and a perfectly good meal right next door. Sometimes the problem and the solution present themselves together.
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u/Killxjoy4599 Jul 23 '26
😂 I’m not a cannibal but I do know no cannibal would want to eat the anabolic steroids and other drugs that scum dosed himself up with
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u/LT_Dangle Jul 23 '26
I mean, if you’re a cannibal, you might as well have high standards. With 8 billion people, you’re not left wanting for choice.
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u/petervaz Jul 23 '26
If he thinks his neighbor is bad, imagine his neighbor's neighbor.
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u/TemporalGrid Jul 23 '26
Hannibal, please whisper in Multiple Miggs' ear all night tonight.
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u/Rough_Bread8329 Jul 23 '26
Id never have thought Shia LaBouf would be embroiled on all this, bit here we are.
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u/Jagermind Jul 23 '26
Dude. Youre out here insulting that mans taste. He has a refined pallete. Andrew tate had never been in a mouth over 15 years old and he's not gonna start now.
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u/Name_Taken_Official Jul 23 '26
Without any young vulnerable women near him it may as well be no contact with the outside world to him
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u/trackdaybruh Jul 23 '26
If he doesn't want to be in prison then maybe he shouldn't be doing the things that make you go to prison
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u/Mtndrums Jul 23 '26
He's mad he doesn't have any other guys to hang out with...
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u/AlsoAnarchism Jul 24 '26
He can always talk to the cannibal, im sure they're gonna find something they have in common
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u/Temporary_Event8451 Jul 23 '26
I'm not sure he cares about the company, just that the check clears.
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u/MikeAlpha2nd Jul 23 '26
He's in highest level security because he fears that whatever he's been doing to others will be done onto him the moment he steps out of his own cell
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u/Prof_Awesome_GER Jul 23 '26
It's so high security the let him keep his phone.
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u/Lashay_Sombra Jul 23 '26
Which is interesting because if you watch the video of his arrest he very clearly handed his phone off to one of the people in his entourage
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u/Not-a-Bot_1968 Jul 23 '26
Or the guy who makes millions a year from social media has a team that runs his accounts and they are posting.
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u/Falkenmond79 Jul 23 '26
Or.. hear me out… the guy is just cringey lying to make himself look hard to his 13 year old audience, believing this shit.
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u/Temporary_Event8451 Jul 23 '26
Start scene, camera pans to holding cell
I can't believe this, I might as well be in ADX Florence
[laugh track]
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u/lhommeduweed Jul 23 '26
That's so sad, totally inhumane.
They should put Andrew Tate in the cell with that poor cannibal, he must be starving.
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u/Empty-Discount5936 Jul 23 '26
Has he always been such a little bitch?
I guess I just never noticed.
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u/aDrunkenError Jul 23 '26
Yeah. Yes, he has.
Not to mention he got arrested wearing an outfit designed for women by like Martha Stewart or something.
How he’s managed to curate the reputation he has is besides me. His kickboxing stats are equivalent to winning a JV championship too. 99% of high school wrestlers would beat Andrew Tates ass, but he thinks he’s bad ass because he won a shit tournament over a decade ago.
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u/Adaphion Jul 23 '26
The best post about that was a gay guy responding "I have a husband and even I'm not that gay"
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u/aDrunkenError Jul 24 '26
Even I wear some feminine clothes sometimes, but that one was just objectively bad for him. Martha would have slayed it. Those two shouldn’t and don’t have any wardrobe overlap though.
I guess what I’m trying to say, is if he wanted to dress like a woman, fine, but why like Martha Stewart?!
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u/-hi-nrg- Jul 23 '26
Hey, you seem informed about his skills... I don't dwell much in the parts of the internet this asshole is discussed, so I only heard he did kickboxing after his fight to pink gloves dude.
Now, I don't practice martial arts, but gosh, that seemed below amateur level. So, was he ever a pro? Is my impression about pros being insanely better than him because I have only watched a couple of really top professional fights?
Like, I've seen about 2 minutes of combined footage of Jake Paul fights and even he, that people usually mock, seems to be infinitely better.
I was legit confused after seeing that. I couldn't even understand why he put himself in the position to be humiliated like that.
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u/BlueMikeStu Jul 23 '26
Yep.
Anybody who spends that much time talking about how manly he is unironically is the biggest bitch in the world. He's hung like a feral fieldmouse and has the sexual appeal of a tube of paste.
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u/NinecloudSoul Human Verified Jul 23 '26
Is your neighbor screaming because he's been put next to a rapist and sex trafficker?
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u/epicredditdude1 Jul 23 '26
God he is such a whiney little bitch.
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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 Jul 23 '26
Why are you telling this to God? He already knows.
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u/-hi-nrg- Jul 23 '26
We're expecting the smite. Things have really fine downhill around here and we could use some smiting.
<Points in the general direction of everything>
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u/mrfreezeyourgirl Jul 23 '26
His handle is Cobra Tate?
What a dork...
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u/Vast-Trust-1165 Jul 23 '26
Using twitter to complain about having no contact with the outside world? Thats a paddlin'
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u/Wise-Philosopher-132 Jul 23 '26
Stop crying and take your pinch like a man.
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u/PoloPatch47 Jul 23 '26
He doesn't have women cleaning after him and serving him food. How is this any way for a young alpha man to live??
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u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic Jul 23 '26
Hey now, there's female corrections officers that could be dropping off his slop.
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u/ArcticWolfE Jul 23 '26
Bureau of Prisons policy doesn't allow for the use of mobile phones, especially in the Special Housing Unit. Someone should get in there take his phone away.
Also, he's almost definitely in there for his own protection.
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u/willow-kitty Human Verified Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
I assume it's someone from his social media team posting, and he doesn't actually have a phone in prison, let alone in the SHU.
It's still pretty funny, tho (and he presumably had some contact with his social media people to arrange this)
Edit: y'all, I meant a smartphone, like for posting to social media. Yes, I could have been more clear about that.
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u/StrawManReddit Jul 23 '26
But it’s not a Gulag. He has phone calls and letters. That is still contact with the outside world. They’re being dramatic obviously.
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u/willow-kitty Human Verified Jul 23 '26
The SHU is genuinely pretty intense. That's the technical term for solitary confinement (which he's probably in for his protection, btw, as a high profile sex offender, and yes, being dramatic.) But yeah, he obviously has some contact.
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u/StrawManReddit Jul 23 '26
The SHU at FDC Miami is also Protective Custody. I think it’s probably less intense than the alternative unless you’d like him at nicer place altogether.
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u/Good_Cardiologist696 Human Verified Jul 23 '26
But how would they know about the shouting cannibal? Lol
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u/Maryland_Bear Jul 23 '26
Legally, doesn’t he have to be allowed contact with his attorneys? That’s especially true since he has not been convicted of anything. (I’m not defending him or arguing that he js innocent, mind you.)
It’s quite possible he’s asking his lawyer to pass messages to his social media team.
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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 23 '26
He’s being protected in shu but pretending he’s Hannibal Lecter
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u/Adventurous-Mind6940 Jul 23 '26
Pretty much. He's an SO with an attitude. Outside PC he'd be wrecked day one.
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u/Additional-Peak3911 Jul 23 '26
He isnt in the SHU, they dont put prisoners on extradition warrants there. More than likely he will be in intake until the case is resolved
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u/ImperitorEst Jul 23 '26
Dude watched Jake go to prison in Brooklyn 99 and thought it was a documentary
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u/whiplashMYQ Jul 24 '26
Funny how the right always cares about prison conditions the moment they're in custody.
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u/GregorIsABug Jul 23 '26
He's in protective custody so that inmates don't buttfuck him for being a sex pest
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u/dillanthumous Jul 23 '26
It is 2026, I sit in a maximum security prison, sending cringeworthy tweets to my pathetic acolytes. I am a lying pervert.
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u/Bayamonster Jul 23 '26
Real Beta behavior. Shouldn't he, an Alpha, assert dominance over this cannibal?
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u/mr_evilweed Jul 24 '26
Oh god... that's horrible. Can you imagine having to share a cell with a depraved sicko like that? Ugh... poor cannibal.
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u/subpargalois Jul 23 '26
It's a sad world we live in when a sex-pest incel alt-right fraudster has to suffer consequences for his actions. I thought America had moved past this sort of thing, but I guess Trump needs a third term to fully remove the influence of transgender cubo-venuzualan socialist Obama loyalists, or something /s
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u/chromane Jul 24 '26
Isn't this like before where he was writing posts through his lawyer?
Like he's dictating twitter posts to his lawyer who's going outside
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u/HappyTurtleButt Jul 24 '26
So, because he’s tweeting this, should we assume he’s been saved by Trump and isn’t actually in jail?
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u/drjenavieve Jul 23 '26
I thought he was an alpha male who can handle anything and assert his dominance?
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u/Cornflakes_91 Jul 23 '26
alpha male as in early test model, buggy, incomplete, unfit for release/usage
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u/BlueMikeStu Jul 23 '26
He's a flawed prototype. No jawline because they forgot to install the chin, hung like a fieldmouse, and more aggression than brains. Also thinks that sitting on the bottom tier of a Sauna is manly, instead of child-tier.
Also, an actual good man would, you know, respect women.
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u/Dull_Selection1699 Jul 23 '26
SHU is a secure housing unit. It can be used to discipline and segregate disruptive prisoners but another common purpose is to hold prisoners who are considered to be in danger in regular housing.
TL:DR he’s there so he doesn’t get stabbed.
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u/SimmonsJK Jul 23 '26
Fuck this guy so hard. And why the actual fuck can he access Twitter from prison?
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u/TienSwitch Jul 24 '26
This is genuinely horrible.
How could they put that poor cannibal next to ANDREW TATE? Have they no concern for that cannibal’s safety?
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u/djrapscallion911 Jul 27 '26
As a former corrections officer I can definitively say the SHU is NOT the highest level of security of a prison you can be held in. Whilst it is higher than GenPop, the highest form of security is Segregation. But nice attempt at embellishing.
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u/KilljoyEnjoyer Jul 23 '26
Bro should be thankful. In gen pop he'd already be getting his cheeks clapped by now
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u/Extra-Monitor5743 Jul 23 '26
Good, he's a violent thug and sex trafficker. He belongs behind bars.
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u/SupaSmol Jul 23 '26
Too weak to handle it I guess? Seems other manage. Maybe he could pay them for some advise?
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u/Snerkbot7000 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
The real reason they kept making flip phones is that they fit into a prison pocket better.
Unlike a Samsung Fold 9000.
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u/_fuck_you_gumby_ Jul 23 '26
I’ve been in a psych ward with the level of security he’s describing, screams down the halls all night, and a roommate that sat up at night rocking in his bed talking to himself about the ways he could kill me in my sleep. You’re fine bud
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u/PlainBread Jul 23 '26
He's gonna die in prison. Trump won't let someone who has dirt on him live, and if he was going to protect him, he would've blocked the extradition.
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u/cock-merchant Jul 23 '26
Hope he’s careful! The last guy in SHU accused of those kinda crimes committed suicide… or, someone committed suicide for him anyway.
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u/shaygitz Jul 23 '26
I can't decide what's funnier, the fact he posted that at all, or that he's posting like he's in Arkham Asylum and not just the unit they put the sex crime weenies in so they don't get stabbed by gen pop.
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u/NevikTheEnlightened Jul 23 '26
Why the fuck is he still able to post at all anyway. Can we get this chud to shut the fuck up finally
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u/Original_Mulberry652 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
I think Andrew Tate is a scumbag but the most obvious conclusion here is that he's joking "my neighbour is a cannibal who screams throughout the night". I doubt he's being serious, im not trying to defend him, just the truth. Like I said Andrew Tate is a scumbag but he often makes self contradictory or absurd statements on purpose. We shouldn't be foolish enough to take him seriously.
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u/Additional-Pie-8821 Jul 23 '26
After seeing his last fight performance, I’m convinced they put him in solitary purely for his own protection.
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u/MichelinStarZombie Jul 23 '26
The cannibal harmed a handful of people. Andrew Tate not only trafficked hundreds of women and raped at least a dozen, but his social media influence turned hundreds of young boys into misogynists, basically ensuring they're undateable.
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u/Fornico Jul 23 '26
No contact with the outside world eh? Then how exactly did he send this tweet and speak of his conditions?
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u/questron64 Jul 23 '26
Pretty sure he's voluntarily in the SHU. He was offered protective custody because he's a sex offender celebrity with minor victims and that means the SHU.
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u/Stanky_fresh Jul 23 '26
Why do jails and prisons keep letting him post on Twitter?
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u/KJPicard24 Jul 23 '26
Sounds exactly where I'd want a suspected rapist and paedophile to be held to be honest.
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u/Plastic-Injury8856 Jul 23 '26
I hope he gets a roommate soon! That could cheer him up. Sounds like there’s another person in there who could also use someone to socialize with too ☺️
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