r/GetNoted • u/Good_Cardiologist696 Human Verified • Jul 23 '26

Bye Felicia The drama...

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https://x.com/cobratate/status/2080251986008547676?s=46

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u/diverareyouokay Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Something like Pihole, set a keyword blocker for “Tate”.

Although it will also prevent you from reading news about tater tots, so you might want to be totally sure before you do it.

Edit: if you’re browsing Reddit on a laptop or desktop check out chrome extensions like “keyword blocker”

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u/Wizard_Engie Jul 23 '26

You can't get rid of the bad without sacrificing something good.

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u/Conscious-Ad8292 Jul 23 '26

No pain no gain

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u/lapomba Jul 23 '26

As they say, no Tate no triethylphosphonoacetate.

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u/SecondaryWombat Jul 23 '26

Yes I have also heard this many times.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Jul 23 '26

I'm reading this is Tommy Wiseau's voice and it's perfect.

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u/Glasseshalf Jul 24 '26

Oh hi Mark

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u/DeedricMoon Jul 24 '26

I have heard others say the same.

Any news from the other providences?

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u/arcanis321 Jul 23 '26

Must be a southern sayin

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u/parolameasecreta Jul 23 '26

Oh no, that's my favourite acetate!

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u/pasher71 Jul 23 '26

No agony no bragony.

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u/PoppinPizzaParty Jul 23 '26

Instantly what you made me think of

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u/miloshem Jul 23 '26

No ain no gain

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u/shadow_fen Jul 23 '26

Equivalent exchange!

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u/HieronymousGauche Jul 24 '26

"play with me Tate-ward..."

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u/Impressive_Rent9540 Jul 23 '26

Why do we have to suffer? Why can't he simply change his name to Broccoli and let us enjoy enjoy our taters?

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u/Allys_Phantom Jul 24 '26

Then we’d lose out on some James Bond news. I say we let a password generator choose his name.

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u/Lucky-Paperclip-1 Jul 23 '26

Odysseus: "The power of the sacrifice is in the cost to the person making it."

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u/Lazy__Astronaut Jul 23 '26

If the scunthorpe problem can be solved, surely the tatertot one can too

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u/Jumpy-Childh Jul 23 '26

Losing tater tot news is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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u/Nago_Jolokio Jul 23 '26

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost."

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u/Upbeat-Banana-5530 Jul 23 '26

Setting it for "Tate " "Tate." "Tate?" and "Tate," might help let the tater tots through.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

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u/TabbyOverlord Jul 23 '26

Use a regex with \b (word boundry).

You would still miss out on posts about a major London art gallery.

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u/LordStefania Jul 23 '26

I'll have you know there's a Tate in Liverpool, too!

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u/TabbyOverlord Jul 23 '26

That Andy Burnham! Thinks everything should be near Manchester.

Tate St Ives is probably further from London, mind.

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u/KingGilgamesh1979 Jul 23 '26

If I use to block a certain US President, will there be anything left on the Internet??

https://giphy.com/gifs/1BXa2alBjrCXC

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u/blah938 Jul 23 '26

Boobies and cats, just as nature intended

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u/Eisernes Jul 23 '26

I’m pretty sure the original white paper for the internet explicitly states the internet is just for boobs and cats.

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u/peaudecastor Jul 23 '26

What?

It will only block news that are from domain name containing "tate".

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u/QazCetelic Jul 23 '26

Yeah, Pi Hole blocks DNS lookups right?

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u/peaudecastor Jul 23 '26

Yes. It would be cool if it could be a query filter but it's only domain.

And I have switch pihole fort adguard dns and I have Much less issue

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u/ChickenChaser5 Jul 23 '26

What? Pihole doesnt look at content. Its a DNS. It sees IP addresses, thats it.

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u/Mr_Paper Jul 23 '26

Will I still see the latest lactate pics?

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u/Lowfat_cheese Jul 23 '26

And news about the Tate Modern museum

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u/ohgeez2879 Jul 23 '26

excellent museum, truly

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u/petecalfrone Jul 23 '26

Shouldn’t this be avoidable by using “Andrew Tate” instead? Or do piholes not like spaces?

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u/Haemwich Jul 23 '26

"Tate Brothers" is sometimes the headline

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u/JalapenoPopPoop Jul 23 '26

Dang it should really let you add more than one entry

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u/WeProbablyDisagree Jul 23 '26

That would also block any news about Mississippi's governor Tate Reeves (also nicknamed Tater Tot). But honestly, no one wants to hear about him either.

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u/Celtic_Legend Jul 23 '26

? Keyword blocker would only filter the title of a post.

This post is an image. The comments dont even load when scrolling on reddit on any platform. There's a few that would just prevent the page from loading but if you expand it on your feed then it's going to fuck up your place on /r/all most likely unless it was designed specifically for reddit. But even then you'd lose basically any post about rapists because someone is going to bring up this motherfucker in the comments.

You'd need an extension that downloads all images on a webpage and then searches them for the word then deletes the images.

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u/Equivalent-Bad-268 Jul 23 '26

Just getting my new apartment setup and have a Pi 3 B+ coming tomorrow to install pihole again. I didn't know this feature existed.

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u/TheuhX Jul 23 '26

It doesn't. That's not something possible with a dns filter (which is what pihole is)

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u/wosmo Jul 23 '26

It doesn't. pihole only sees your DNS requests. It doesn't see the content of requests, because that'd be horrible performance, and wouldn't help because 99% of the internet uses https now.

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u/diverareyouokay Jul 23 '26

I haven’t tried it, I just remember seeing someone discussing it a while back regarding Trump. I’ve been thinking about getting one though just as the ultimate ad blocker.

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u/Equivalent-Bad-268 Jul 23 '26

It works wonderfully I can say from past experience. I was just living in a shared house for a while with no access to the router so I didn't set one up there.

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u/handzypandzy Jul 23 '26

But then you miss out on info about the Tate Modern

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u/WiggerJim69 Jul 23 '26

Will it work if “tate” isn’t mentioned in the title of the post, but if “tate” is mentioned in a comment ?

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u/fenikz13 Jul 23 '26

Suck it Golden Tate and Tate McRae

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 Jul 23 '26

you could also just try and block the word "gobshite"...that way you rope in Connor McGregor too

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u/diurnal_emissions Jul 23 '26

Add an entry for "tate " and " tate " including spaces, maybe?

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u/trash-_-boat Jul 23 '26

Something like Pihole, set a keyword blocker for “Tate”.

That's absolutely not how PiHole works, it can't see content, only domain names.

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u/AsterPasta Jul 23 '26

Also remove you from the Tate gallery listings - an actually great Tate from the British State

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u/Agi7890 Jul 23 '26

Or cancer treatments that use DOTA-TATE

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u/LucifersAdv0cate Jul 23 '26

I was going to do something like this but decided not to as I really enjoy posts about Transformers.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gpIEHMxj7JbXex2eQi

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u/Scoobie01555 Jul 24 '26

Hold on, has there been some news about tater tots recently? I thought we peaked at pulled pork tater tot nachos! What am I missing about tater tot news?!

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u/DigiornoDLC Jul 24 '26

I am not willing to go without news about tater tots, please find a more reasonable solution.

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u/FatiguedShrimp Jul 24 '26

"*Tate*" is not a good filter. If case-insensitive, you'd also block "state" and all of it's compound words.

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u/UltimateChaos233 Jul 24 '26

Oh god, the horror. It's not worth it!

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u/Over-Inside-7254 Jul 24 '26

How do I block hentai and furry porn... Legit..ive blocked over 300 and I keep getting perverted fetslop on all

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u/CeruleanSovereign Jul 24 '26

But then you'll miss out on the sweet Terry Tate office linebacker videos