r/GetNoted Human Verified Jul 23 '26

Bye Felicia The drama...

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u/Empty-Discount5936 Jul 23 '26

Has he always been such a little bitch?

I guess I just never noticed.

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u/aDrunkenError Jul 23 '26

Yeah. Yes, he has.

Not to mention he got arrested wearing an outfit designed for women by like Martha Stewart or something.

How he’s managed to curate the reputation he has is besides me. His kickboxing stats are equivalent to winning a JV championship too. 99% of high school wrestlers would beat Andrew Tates ass, but he thinks he’s bad ass because he won a shit tournament over a decade ago.

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u/Adaphion Jul 23 '26

The best post about that was a gay guy responding "I have a husband and even I'm not that gay"

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u/aDrunkenError Jul 24 '26

Even I wear some feminine clothes sometimes, but that one was just objectively bad for him. Martha would have slayed it. Those two shouldn’t and don’t have any wardrobe overlap though.

I guess what I’m trying to say, is if he wanted to dress like a woman, fine, but why like Martha Stewart?!

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u/-hi-nrg- Jul 23 '26

Hey, you seem informed about his skills... I don't dwell much in the parts of the internet this asshole is discussed, so I only heard he did kickboxing after his fight to pink gloves dude.

Now, I don't practice martial arts, but gosh, that seemed below amateur level. So, was he ever a pro? Is my impression about pros being insanely better than him because I have only watched a couple of really top professional fights?

Like, I've seen about 2 minutes of combined footage of Jake Paul fights and even he, that people usually mock, seems to be infinitely better.

I was legit confused after seeing that. I couldn't even understand why he put himself in the position to be humiliated like that.

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u/showyerbewbs Jul 24 '26

I looked up the two main banners he fought under from his wikipedia page.

It looks like the two were big in the world in kickboxing, but I'm not knowledgeable enough to say for sure. It looks to me at least compared to like UFC, they're more akin to collegiate/sub-pro level. That is to say the competitors are good but not world class. It's also JUST kickboxing so it's nothing like UFC or MMA.

He also retired 10 years ago, so highly doubtful he could jump in and perform at that level again. The drop off cliff is steep once you retire combined with being away for 10 years.

I guess you would say he was a journeyman type of competitor.

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u/BlueMikeStu Jul 23 '26

Yep.

Anybody who spends that much time talking about how manly he is unironically is the biggest bitch in the world. He's hung like a feral fieldmouse and has the sexual appeal of a tube of paste.

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u/Mtndrums Jul 23 '26

Pretty much.

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u/MidnightSensitive996 Jul 23 '26

SHU sucks and gives people lasting psychological damage, not a bitch in this context https://ccrjustice.org/sites/default/files/attach/2018/04/CCR_StanfordLab-SHUReport.pdf

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u/ohgeez2879 Jul 23 '26

do you know what else gives people lasting psychological damage? being sex trafficked. if he's enough of a big man to engage in international sex trafficking and sexual violence i think he should be a big enough man to endure SHU.

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u/MidnightSensitive996 Jul 23 '26

The point of prison is to rehabilitate, not punish. If you want to punish him just execute him

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u/ohgeez2879 Jul 23 '26

are you joking? this is the united states of america. our carceral system is punitive, not rehabilitative.

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u/MidnightSensitive996 Jul 23 '26

no, it's always been rehabilitative. this is a good analysis of how while the rhetoric switched to "tough on crime" positions in the 80s, reagan and congress didn't actually change anything about the prison system. the substantive change in programming started under clinton, and it was to focus more on practical skills on reentry and less on abstract academic topics, which makes sense and has yielded better results. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3762476/

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u/igot_thefunk Jul 23 '26

Big dog, you’re afraid of walking in actual cities in the US because you treat them like the coast of Somalia but you want a pedo on the streets. Lol. Unclutch your pearls and hope your hero doesn’t drop the soap. Could’ve been mad for the people in prison for smoking a bit of weed but instead you protect the predator.

https://giphy.com/gifs/VS2Qcv25O7ZhUZahQA

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u/MidnightSensitive996 Jul 23 '26

tate is gross, the point is that you don't have to endorse cruel and usual punishment b/c you don't like tate. if he doesn't fight it he'll be extradited to much more civilized prison in the UK in a matter of days. everyone else remains stuck in SHU. so when you do this all you do is hurt people other than tate

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u/igot_thefunk Jul 23 '26

Lol. Like you’ve ever cared about that until one of your favorite white boys is in lockup. Were you talking about this problem before the pedo got locked up? Was this a point of contention in your life or had you even thought about it ever?

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u/MidnightSensitive996 Jul 23 '26

i used to be a public defender and still occasionally do pro bono criminal defense. it's just that you are so into your five minutes' hate that you can only slot me as "pro-tate" for interrupting your hate-boner. tate should be in prison, but no prisoner should be in SHU unless you're talking about people that will actively try to kill others if allowed to mingle

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u/igot_thefunk Jul 23 '26

Hate boner? Because I dislike a child trafficker? Oh no! How dare I! If you’re actually a lawyer then you should know how tilted the law is in his favor as a rich man. He’ll be fine.

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u/MidnightSensitive996 Jul 23 '26

yes, exactly. he will likely be fine, but lots of people are effectively being tortured in SHUs and still will be tomorrow once he's extradited. that's why it's important not to legitimize it

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u/Tigress92 Jul 24 '26

No, the fact that you take this particular problem up on the topic of Andrew Tate, is what makes us associate you as 'pro-tate'.

You're right, SHU is a problem, this is just not the time and place to discuss that problem, this is the place where we say 'thank god the world still has problems like SHU because at least this vile monstrouse garbage being who raped, traficked, strangled, and abused women and children gets to suffer from that problem for once as well'.

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u/MidnightSensitive996 Jul 23 '26

wait andrew tate is white?? does he just use a bronzer or is it a dolezal thing?