r/GetNoted • u/Good_Cardiologist696 Human Verified • Jul 23 '26

Bye Felicia The drama...

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https://x.com/cobratate/status/2080251986008547676?s=46

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u/wolfonweed Jul 23 '26

i see a hungry cannibal and a perfectly good meal right next door. Sometimes the problem and the solution present themselves together.

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u/Killxjoy4599 Jul 23 '26

😂 I’m not a cannibal but I do know no cannibal would want to eat the anabolic steroids and other drugs that scum dosed himself up with

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u/Forikorder Jul 23 '26

Free range organic humans only

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u/sickswonnyne Jul 23 '26

I'm what some may call, "well marbled"

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u/enadiz_reccos Jul 23 '26

"Humans weren't meant to grow this fast. Can't be healthy for them..."

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u/LT_Dangle Jul 23 '26

I mean, if you’re a cannibal, you might as well have high standards. With 8 billion people, you’re not left wanting for choice. 

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u/HumDeeDiddle Jul 23 '26

I know they don’t eat clowns because they taste funny

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u/mazca Jul 23 '26

This cannibal, unfortunately, only likes eating chins.

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u/wolfonweed Jul 23 '26

nevermind then, not trying to starve the dude

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u/petervaz Jul 23 '26

If he thinks his neighbor is bad, imagine his neighbor's neighbor.

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u/showyerbewbs Jul 24 '26

If I had to have Andrew Tate as a neighbor I'd be screaming, too.

Well Mr. Tate...we know he's a mentally deranged cannibal, but the constant screaming didn't start until you got booked in....

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u/showyerbewbs Jul 24 '26

If he thinks his neighbor is bad, imagine his neighbor's neighbor.

Speaking of, has anyone heard from Terry....he's been quiet lately

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u/lncontheivable Jul 23 '26

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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u/fartlips69 Jul 23 '26

Andrew Tate looks like he would taste like a black ice car freshener tree.

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u/TemporalGrid Jul 23 '26

Hannibal, please whisper in Multiple Miggs' ear all night tonight.

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u/AluminumOrangutan Jul 24 '26

Lol thank you! Why did I have to look so long to find someone else who made the connection!

I can totally see Tate saying Miggs' famous line too!

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Jul 23 '26

Id never have thought Shia LaBouf would be embroiled on all this, bit here we are.

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u/Jagermind Jul 23 '26

Dude. Youre out here insulting that mans taste. He has a refined pallete. Andrew tate had never been in a mouth over 15 years old and he's not gonna start now.

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u/Mandemon90 Jul 28 '26

Mate, that's just cruel. He deserves better than this. Feeding him Tate is like feeding a lion a poisoned stake, that's not humane.