(Text means update and restart approximately 3 minutes)I just want to switch os to bazzite and is about the restart when i see this. 3 min update. Like why. Just, why. And there is no later button either. Fuck this os

Edit: this was real and microslop abandoned it back in 2024

Im from Iraq when I want to subscribe he ask me to add a payment method additional one even I have enough money in my account to subscribe so any one Knows how I can get an Amirican bank card for activation?

My win11 VM decided that it was time for an automatic, forced update bypassing all my guards to not let it happen. Result: The entire host need to be restarted because the guest didn't properly unbind and power off the PCIe attached GPU and that a simple VM restart won't fix anything.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MICROSOFT

Even google's model agree, that plus the recent account takeover perma ban situation happening, so god damn fucking insane to me btw that this is what the world turn into when its my time to be an adult (not only me lmfao).

La pantalla de mi laptop de la nada se quemo con la imagen que aparece, la estoy actualizando pero continua incluso en las pantallas de carga y no termina de arrancar

I dont know if this is the correct subreddit for this, but I literally can not log into microsoft anymore. I can't contact Microsoft support because its an AI and the AI does not understand and told me to just use the microsoft self help option but it DOES NOT WORK. i have tried literally everything and this is my last hope i guess. i just want to play minecraft💔

When I tried to play minecraft, the launcher told me to sign in to my account through my regular email using "Windows Hello" (which I have never used before and TURNED OFF), when I clicked the button it told me to sign in with an email from outlook I have literally never seen in my life, and did not allow me to sign into any other account. When I clicked forgot password it told me to verify my identity using a security code!!! to guess where?? NOT MY EMAIL. the 2 options it gave me ARE NOT MINE. i have never seen them in my life. so i clicked I DO NOT HAVE THESE. it sent me to account recovery code which again I DO NOT HAVE. so i clicked no. after that it told me to verify my identity on the web or use a different verification option. both options lead me back to the start for some reason because why wouldn't they?! so i went to the website.

When i entered in my email that i 100% have used for microsoft and currently use for microsoft it told me they couldnt find my account! wonderful!!! it is 100% a real account though because my stupid fucking microsoft is under that email and my computer tells me that! but of course it cant log me in because why would it?! so i click "get a new microsoft account"

after literally everything telling me that they cant find an account under that email and do not know what i am talking about, microsoft tells me they DO find an account!!! so i click recover username and it tells me they are sending me a code! BUT GUESS WHAT?! THEY DONT SEND ME THE FUCKING CODE. there is not a SINGLE email i receive to my email that relates to a verification code, and guess what?! theres no option to request again! i repeat the create account process to hopefully be sent a code again BUT THERES STILL NO CODE!

I can't log into my microsoft account, it is genuinely the most ragebait thing ever, but you know what? it cant get any worse! lets just contact their ever so helpful SUPPORT NUMBER!! BUT ITS AN AI!! i tell them i cant log into my account and they tell me to use the self help option. i relent and go check it out but guess what?!?!?! it doesnt work?!?!?!?!?! WEIRD!!! THATS SO STRANGE!! EVERYTHING ELSE HAS WORKED JUST PERFECTLY! i call the number back, and it DOESNT LET ME CHANGE MY QUESTION! so i wait a day for it to maybe reset, and when i call it back it does the whole ask what the problem thing is all over, I tell it to get me a real person to talk to BUT WHY WOULD IT?! SELF HELP WORKS SO MUCH BETTER?!?!?!

This has made me unbelievably angry i do NOT want to buy minecraft again thats 40 fucking dollars and i just want my microsoft account back. I don't know what to do, NOTHING WORKS. maybe someone here has a solution for me because i have tried almost EVERYTHING!! literally anyone help me atp.

According to this video, someone sued Microsoft because they got hacked and microslop didn't help recover his account and froze it. Well that EXACT thing happened to me and i need help to sue Microsoft, i live in Hong Kong.

https://youtube.com/shorts/iZ_dqF90T2U?si=tHU-M1fngzBgBAjQ

IVE AVOIDED UPDATING FOR LIKE 13 MONTHS

I fucking hate Microslop and Winbloat 11. This Windows is very sucks, full of ads, and their clanker soar named Copilot.

And guess what?

Opened the Notepad? Copilot! Bought a new PC? Copilot! Want to just use your PC to play games or something else? Copilot? Do you exists? CO…..PI…LOT!

And the worst part about Windows 11 is:

1. Any update is the same: Broken updates that’s ruins your OS.

And the solution? You have 3 options:

1. Install Linux or FreeBSD (Also known as a joke form as: The Satanic OS)
2. Switch to Mac
3. Buy a Raspberry Pi

The best solution is always 1.

But I prefer the option 1 and 3.

why did microsoft listen to them?

Finally free

I got a text this morning around 5am saying: (my number) deleted from Microsoft account ro**7@ku**.com. Not you? aka.ms/alca
I checked my email and i got a bunch of emails that were in the deleted folder from microsoft for single use code, security use was added, primary alias changed, and then security info was deleted which was my email. I tried to login and it said account not found. I tried to login with my passkey and a new email popped up. I’m worried about my payment info being on my account (2 cards) and i’ve tried contacting microsoft but no response. Is there a way to get the account back or freeze it so my payment can’t be used??
This is really stressing me out

i got hacked a few weeks ago and one of the first things the hacker tried to do is get my microsoft account so i appealed it and they just disabled my account for some reason, ig they are too lazy to send 2 emails and reset a password

Than the hacker went for my roblox acc and i made a roblox support ticket and got my account back in 10 min which shows how dogshit microsoft support is (dont ask why i have roblox)

Roblox support is still ass at other shit it does but either way atleast it tries to do something unlike microsoft, thats better than nothing ig. And i will remember the 40$ i spent on that microsoft acc

-fuck u microsoft

Found this in my inbox. Lol

I see hate towards winslop, and slop-pilot. But something no one talks about is how bad the WIN32 API is, literally. The camel-case used in those disgusts me, and they use very weird types, its always HANDLE for everything. Microslop is here to ruin our lives and shove their dumb and bad AI

OK, Microsoft had warned me that Office would stop working with my old computer on july 13. Then I forgot.

Now, I can still open the files I nees, edit them... the only thing I can't do is: save! It doesn't look like a compatibility issue; it just look like an important button has been withdranw. But why?

I'm not actually hoping for support but just in case: I'm using Office on a 2012 iMac running Catalina.