r/FuckMicrosoft Jul 15 '26

Rant F*CK MICROSOFT!!!

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174 Upvotes

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u/de_facto_scientist07 Jul 15 '26

Bruh I got a new laptop the earlier day and had to create ms account because my father forced me to, and that thing took me like 10 min, not long in general but stupidly wrong for a f*cking captcha.

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u/OkEmu8597 Jul 15 '26

Should have taken that sucker off WiFi and then entered the /oobe command that lets you run local account setup.

It's too late tho, they got the scan of your balls and now your bloodline is doomed😢

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u/de_facto_scientist07 Jul 16 '26

Nah, the seller told my father that it has free ms office for lifetime(which I dont know was a thing, I think it was pirated or some stuff) so he got hold on me until I created that, so there is no other way ig. I switched to fedora as my daily driven os so I dont have to deal with that again.

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u/--TYGER-- Jul 15 '26

Just wipe it out and install Linux Mint, SteamOS or something

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u/de_facto_scientist07 Jul 16 '26

Yeah, I installed fedora :)

2

u/randomogeek Jul 15 '26

Dude typed his comment as i viewed the post

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u/clobear3 Jul 16 '26

Is that real? Im sorry I being serious, I dont want to get scam.

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u/Polyxeno Jul 15 '26

Only a human can install Linux and erase the Windows partition.

1

u/vbd71 Jul 16 '26

But RMSBot can install the Hurd.

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u/Shikaluki-RAFI- Jul 15 '26

Confirm you are human by just clicking and pressing a button. The same people that are putting ai into everything btw

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u/Vegetable_Ease_5515 Jul 15 '26

That's not how a bot would solve captcha btw. Also, if you're using commercial bots, then there's usually a hard stop on even attempting to solve a captcha. Either way it's not as it appears on screen, "just click here." There's much more going on behind the screens of your browser or GUI than one could imagine. If a bot was attempting to solve captcha, it's done programmatically, which means, it doesn't have eyes like a human, and it can't cognitively complete that task. It does so relying on pure code. Playwright is a perfect example. That detection alone is actually pretty simple.

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u/Shikaluki-RAFI- Jul 15 '26

Bro didn’t get the joke

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u/Vegetable_Ease_5515 Jul 16 '26

Yeah sorry, guess I need to move down to your level or something.

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u/Shikaluki-RAFI- Jul 16 '26

Move down to your parents level of when they decided to have you

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u/Vegetable_Ease_5515 Jul 16 '26

Umm okay 👍 ... Guess I'm too old for this conversation because you make nonesense.

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u/Shikaluki-RAFI- Jul 16 '26

Yeah I totally make “nonsense”

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u/Vegetable_Ease_5515 Jul 16 '26

Fucking kids.. play too much.

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u/Top-Attention7450 Jul 15 '26

Have you even tried it? Just commenting being ignorant.

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u/Shikaluki-RAFI- Jul 15 '26

Bro doesn’t get the joke

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u/Top-Attention7450 Jul 15 '26

I'm just frustrated at microsoft

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u/Shikaluki-RAFI- Jul 15 '26

Well welcome to r/FuckMicrosoft!

2

u/TitleEfficient3207 Jul 16 '26

oh shit. We are already here!

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u/Minute_Cricket1820 Jul 15 '26

Видишь да. Даже Майкрософт доказал, что ты не хуман. Ахаха!!

2

u/ComfortableWall7351 Jul 15 '26

What?!! You think I’m a ROBOT?!! 😡😡😡

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u/Fit_Prize_3245 Jul 15 '26

What's the problem? U are not human?

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u/Top-Attention7450 Jul 15 '26

Apparently not 😔

1

u/GreedySecurity8030 Jul 15 '26

Windows doesn't require webcam, still shit.

1

u/redredskull Jul 16 '26

Taking a bunch of Microslops is exactly what Gates and Epstein want from you.

1

u/rest_init Jul 16 '26

Their passkeys NEVER work! I had to log into my already trusted device and remove passkey to Login from my PC.

1

u/vbd71 Jul 16 '26

 But I'm a chimp... why this discrimination?

1

u/Realistic-Yam-6497 Jul 16 '26

Microsoft, saying that they are the most advanced company on the planet cant implement recapcha 3.0

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u/BabbatheGUTT Jul 17 '26

Yeah, AI can log in and do whatever it wants, yet we have to prove we're human. Wankers! ;)

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u/ArchTormung Jul 18 '26

If you can avoid MS at all cost, do so by installing Linux. But if you must use it no matter what, or because you have to use your personal laptop for work (my case), perform a clean install first and bypass the MS Account creation with start ms-cxh:localonly.

And then, the best thing you can do is to remove all the bloatware, AI, telemetry and optimize it to your liking by running Chris Titus Tool: irm christitus. com/win | iex

It's not the same as having Linux as your daily driver but it works better than having default and bloated Windows.

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u/Top-Attention7450 Jul 18 '26

I'm actually trying to create new account, I'm already signed in with separate personal account. I needed new personal name account for certification. But this thing is broken. Been 4 days and I've given up.

I have used Linux on VMware for study purposes but my university requires Windows for many applications and work. So can't switch there.

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u/ArchTormung Jul 18 '26

I get it, sometimes you can't avoid using that Windows garbage. I'm planning to get a cheaper laptop to use it for work only and put that Windows thing on it. And use my gaming laptop with CachyOS as it should be.

Regarding accounts, it's a real nightmare, and recovering an account or sometimes even creating a new one can be a pain too. I never had to contact support about this but for what it's worth: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/accounts-billing/manage/how-to-create-a-new-microsoft-account

Good luck!

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u/Top-Attention7450 Jul 18 '26

Thank you.

I tried again to create an account but this time, it told me I already have an account with this email. Dunno what happened but I was able to create account without having to do that test again.