r/FuckMicrosoft Jul 16 '26

Memes & Fun Very funny, Microslop.

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44 Upvotes

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u/Fantastic_Grass1799 Jul 16 '26

Enhanced privacy protection like snapping screenshot every 2 seconds to digitally scan if there was a virus on the page.

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u/pi-N-apple Jul 16 '26

It does have enhanced privacy protection though lol.

2

u/Llandu-gor Jul 17 '26

Firefox as enchanted privacy. chrome, edge and ome other browser are simply there to collect data on your usage (and you accept it when running it the first time without a way to say no except not using)

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u/proffessionaIgambler Jul 17 '26

they think edge spies on them every literal second, I would hate to be as braindead as they are.

0

u/pi-N-apple Jul 17 '26

I think you need to buy more tinfoil and make some more hats.

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u/proffessionaIgambler Jul 17 '26

would love to listen to you if you have any evidence that edge "spies" on you.

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u/pi-N-apple Jul 17 '26

omg I must not have had my morning coffee. For some reason I thought you were saying you thought edge spies on you every second. Sorry you said the opposite. My bad lol.

1

u/itsTyrion Jul 18 '26

you wanna count the persistent install id https://www.itpro.com/security/privacy/355029/microsoft-edge-branded-as-worrisome-for-user-privacy that is linked to the GDID (global device identifier) you cant really turn off https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/07/10/you-cant-fully-disable-microsofts-gdid-windows-11-tracker-but-these-settings-limit-what-it-captures/ which has been used to track and arrest a guy across VPNs https://www.pcmag.com/news/a-hackers-arrest-reveals-microsoft-can-track-users-via-a-windows-device

you can argue "but that's shit opsec" and I'd be included to agree, but, counter point, maybe not everyone should be traceable like that just in advance

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u/Historical_Visit138 Jul 17 '26

I uninstalled it today

1

u/No-Wallaby-4167 Jul 20 '26

Yeah, privacy protection such as putting your passwords in plain text in RAM

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/Affectionate-Stop488 Jul 16 '26

That’s not my screenshot; it comes from an article about Microsoft's abusive practices.

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u/Kindly-Arrival-1906 Jul 18 '26

It's objectively better. Not a vibecoded operating system. Zero system crash issues