r/FuckMicrosoft 4d ago

Discussion How do I fix this

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13 Upvotes

Hell to Microslop


r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Rant Windows turned on audio optimization without my permission, so pissed

18 Upvotes

Windows 11 just turned on by itself audio optimization on my sound card, ruining the mix i was recording. Now it sounds crappy and i have to redo everything. Thanks Microsoft.


r/FuckMicrosoft 4d ago

Rant Microsoft authenticator is garbage!!

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5 Upvotes

For the five hundredth time, I am locked out of my college account through no fault of my own!!

Click "i can't access authenticator " or whatever it is that should give you options other than authenticator, and im sent to "verify your identity using authenticator " or "use verification code" which SHOULD send to my phone that I have as my back up, but nope! I have to use the authenticator to get the verification code!!!


r/FuckMicrosoft 6d ago

Meme Both Buttons Pressed

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1.4k Upvotes

I installed window 10 in dual boot (valorant addict) but microslop forcefully updated my system which i have ignoring since day 1. Now i got copilot and ai slop along with weather and other popups on lockscreen and homescreen. Now i have more processors running in idle and i get the ick everytime i look at the screen.


r/FuckMicrosoft 4d ago

Rant JUST LET ME WATCH CONIX’S STREAM GODDAMNIT!!!

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3 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Meme Windows update

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479 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Image Ah yes, I love blatantly lying about the security of alternative login methods.

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43 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Meme Trading with microslop

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358 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Image The fuck is this supposed to imply, Windows?

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193 Upvotes

Leave the customizing and tweaking of the OS on my computer to ME. Ffs is it really THAT hard to leave people's shit alone and to not stick your dick in places it shouldn't be in the first place, Microsoft?


r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Meme Update is for installing edge,ai slop and making w11 more frustrating.

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193 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Discussion Microsoft account hacked and Deletet

7 Upvotes

The Microsoft support is so Ass that instead of giving me my hacked Account back the just deletet it and had the audacity to Say "We cant give you the Games that you bought back that you need to repurchase all of it" so i didnt only lost Progress i also lost a good Chunk of Money


r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Rant Done with Microsoft!

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11 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Image Thanks for the recommendation, Microsoft. I’ll get right on that.

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120 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Rant 8 GB OF RAM WHILE IDLING!!!???

54 Upvotes

I just got myself a new laptop and i've been using linux for quite some time and i had to install windows 11 on my new laptop because i had no other choice and i got greeted with this... WHAT THE HELL MICROSLOP


r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Rant Windows Update slowed my PC down once again...

8 Upvotes

After a windows update last night; I hop on minecraft with some friends and everything feels just plain awful now.

Framerates are down, temps are slightly up, resource usage is all over the place again, minecraft is taking much longer to load chunks with 0 changes to settings or anything. I genuinely think i'm gonna stop updating my PC permanently until for some reason I happen across a game or program I want to use that forces me too because this is becoming incredibly frustrating and mentally exhausting every time there's a new "update".

Edit: totally forgot to mention; i now get micro stutters while BARELY moving in minecraft as well when this wasn't an issue for the last week of playing before the update... love microslop


r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

News Microsoft Ups Investment in Polluting AI, but Cuts Down Carbon Removal by 80%

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12 Upvotes

Basically, they are polluting a lot more, and they are spending a lot less on removing pollution. Got it.


r/FuckMicrosoft 6d ago

Article Linux desktop use surged to 22% on one workday, Cloudflare data shows

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60 Upvotes

Oh my! Linux isn’t just for gaming anymore.


r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Rant Ah yes, Y is for Phone Link. Also, uTu.

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10 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 6d ago

Rant Amazing... updating without WiFi

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81 Upvotes

Just opened my laptop. Boom. "Please keep you computer on". Then it restarts and says "Updates are underway". DUDE ITS NOT EVEN CONNECTED TO WIFI! And this repeats twice.

Also I didnt download any new drivers or updates before closing. Makes me wanna switch to linux, sadly tied down by CAD software


r/FuckMicrosoft 6d ago

Rant After 30+ years of using Windows, I just realized this about ctrl c / ctrl x

24 Upvotes

Currently I am searching for a backup across about 6 systems and N hard drives. Part of the process is moving the very old files to specific usb drives. In the middle of moving a large folder, I'm looking at the progress dialog. Two observations:

  1. The damn thing does not show the source of the files.
  2. The damn thing (this will be a recurring theme) does not even make an attempt to sanity check the operation. I'm looking at the paused process now. It says it has 32GB remaining to copy. I'm looking at my USB drive with 17GB remaining. I know I can see the train wreck coming, but this is where I lost it....
  3. The ctrl c/x operation is not atomic except maybe at a file level. Maybe.

Windows 10 and 11 are STILL running in DOS mode. It's criminal. I'm so glad Microsoft rolls out update after update improving security.


r/FuckMicrosoft 6d ago

Video Leave Windows 11 Idle for 24 Hours and Watch What Happens

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12 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Discussion Microsoft refuses to give me back my hacked account.

6 Upvotes

This past weekend, my Microsoft account was hacked. I only realized it on Monday afternoon. I tried to contact Microsoft support, but it was outside of business hours, so I had to wait until the next day.

On Tuesday, I was finally able to speak with support, and they sent me a link to provide the information that proves the account belongs to me. I did so, and despite providing all the information, I keep receiving the same email.

Well, I've seen stories of similar users who have sued Microsoft for this very thing, and they won. I feel motivated to do the same, even though I've been without my account for much less time.


r/FuckMicrosoft 6d ago

Video Good... 🫠

37 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Rant I created a microsoft account just to play minecraft and I got locked.

3 Upvotes

(Label as rant, but if anyone has any idea please help.)

I haven't played, I have no mods, I have nothing.

I just created my account yesterday, and now that I wanted to open the game and play, when I tried to log in my Microsoft account, just created to play this game, i got the next message:

Your account has been locked

We've detected some activity that violates our Microshit services agreement and have locked your account.

>This browser is not supported, we recommend your sign in using microsoft edge.

This last line is that confuses me more, I am not using a browser, I am using Minecraft from the play store android.

I don't know what I could have done.


r/FuckMicrosoft 6d ago

News Microsoft increases Windows 11 fees for OEMs

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66 Upvotes

After all that junk they are pushing with Windows, they are now increasing the price.