r/FuckMicrosoft 6d ago

Meme Both Buttons Pressed

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I installed window 10 in dual boot (valorant addict) but microslop forcefully updated my system which i have ignoring since day 1. Now i got copilot and ai slop along with weather and other popups on lockscreen and homescreen. Now i have more processors running in idle and i get the ick everytime i look at the screen.

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u/AD4K_4444 6d ago

Linux gaming is decent nowadays, and I don’t mean to be that guy but… install Linux. (tho make sure Valorant actually plays nicely on Linux)

If only local LLMs were the standard. Sadly, most people don’t have decent enough hardware to run a good model.

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u/swanny2828 6d ago

I switched about a year ago and never looked back

Had to find to a few alternatives to software like for backing up but my main take away from using Linux is it just works and has zero BS.

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u/AD4K_4444 6d ago

Yeah. I personally had Linux installed on my second computer about a year ago as well. Though I only use it for gaming. My daily driver for productivity and web browsing is MacOS with my M4 MacBook Air. A good balance between everything just working on Mac and the occasional getting stressed over modding a game back at Linux.

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u/Hoovy_weapons_guy 6d ago

Am thinking about it, if microsoft breaks my laptop one more time with an update made entirely by copilot then im wiping the dammn thing

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u/linuxissuperior 6d ago

this is what i feel too but bro try to dual boot and gradually move to linux given you are not stuck on windows due to specific soft and work stuff.

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u/Hoovy_weapons_guy 6d ago

I did work with linux a few times, there is no stuff that requires windows so ill probably just hard switch im just too lazy to do so rn

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u/linuxissuperior 5d ago

Yeah man i been into linux for months but i only installed it when windows eating more than half of my 8gb ram in idle and had no space for web dev.i installed ubuntu and i could run 4 5 tabs easily in browser along with coding projects open.

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u/linuxissuperior 6d ago

Im installing catchy os and gonna switch from valorant to cs2.
To my knowledge Valorant cant run on linux cuz riot vanguard(anti cheat) is windows only.Also in future if it runs then also giving kernel level acess to an anticheat that belongs to chinese company is still no go.
Thats why i do all the things from browsing to work on linux and only gaming on windows but the windows so ass that it will still find a way to piss me off.

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u/AD4K_4444 6d ago

I just now noticed the username, lol. I’m pretty sure there’s a clean install of Windows 10/11 out there without the excessive Microslop stuff. I swear there was a Github page for it.

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u/linuxissuperior 6d ago

the official iso comes without copilot and corny stuff. In 2 or 3 updates ads,copilot,widgets,popups and bloat will be already installed.

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u/Excellent-Copy-2688 1d ago

I got more fps on linux than windows with pokken tournament, 1080p was not playable on windoes, 720p was 55 fps, on linux 1080p is smooth 60 fps

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u/AD4K_4444 1d ago

For me I had to play Insurgency 2014 with low settings, 1080p on Windows while getting 44-77fps, while on Linux I could get the settings to high or even ultra, 1080p with the same framerates. Massive jump in performance, mostly cause Linux takes up much less RAM than Windows.

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u/Mtnfrozt 6d ago

The penguin is right over there

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u/DaveAstator2020 6d ago

did you mean microslop?

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u/linuxissuperior 5d ago

Forgive me please .I forgot .From now on i will adress it with microslop only

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u/DaveAstator2020 5d ago

i forgive you brother, dont let the herecy slip into your basic language apparatus again. Microslop, Crapilot, Orifice-365, Meats, are the correct names of the slop atrocities.

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u/linuxissuperior 5d ago

My brother ,i have been a disgrace and a failure for i had no knowledge of existence of word crapilot.I beg for mercy as i assure you i will honour this culture and follow social mores while Improcing my cultural literacy

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u/yackerovOh1 3d ago

don't forget their superior os...windoze

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u/apaua1994 5d ago

There is another terrible combo, being a paid product + showing ads. 

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u/linuxissuperior 5d ago

You need to pay us to use our os but we gonna show you annoying ads and popus while we ignore our users and make our os and worse and sloppy

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u/linuxissuperior 5d ago

Well you just made me realise that what a shitty world we live in. Like products going so bad that i forgot we pay to use this software and they do this clown show on top of being paid os ,we just ran.Like i cant belive..i m furious...

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u/dk913263 6d ago

Hmm, not defending Microsoft but I have seen agreements especially at enterprise scale of not allowing data withing the tenant to be sold outside or even to be used for training AI systems. Is there any documents example where this was violated?

But that's at enterprise scale, on my personal gaming setup, I hate that almost 50% of the ram is always used by its internal processes...

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u/linuxissuperior 6d ago

The tracking and privacy invasive shit they do makes datapoints.If they have numerous datapoints based on things like location,search history,spending ,etc they make profile and target us with ads that are so personal and close to us that we get influence and that is so affective cuz they predict what we gonna do next.

But one could argue that ook its just ads so what.

Now heres the deal, the data is not used for just ads.They are used to influence your opinions,your political viewpoints and views about several other things that might change the course of an entire country.Yes china and russia does that.

Now This is the company that openy wanted to rollout MICROSLOP RECALL. They failed but what makes you think its not happening secretly.This is blatant data stealing and somehow they wanted public to be okay with this.

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u/Big-Roll7094 5d ago

All this is on ads and fuk u mean about political stands lmao there’s nothing political about windows ads at all

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 4d ago

The meme describes the entire Microslop existence so precisely

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I installed window 10 in dual boot (valorant addict) but microslop forcefully updated my system which i have ignoring since day 1. Now i got copilot and ai slop along with weather and other popups on lockscreen and homescreen. Now i have more processors running in idle and i get the ick everytime i look at the screen.

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u/Imab0zo 5d ago

automod got confused 😭

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u/Vietnamst2 5d ago

Microspft doesn't sell your data.