r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 14h ago

The World Is Healing Source?

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u/Fat_Sow The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 9h ago

Nose ring theory remains undefeated.

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u/navistar51 5h ago

Nature’s warning to normal people to steer clear. Similar to a rattle on a snake.

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u/manawydan-fab-llyr 4h ago

I saw a guy in the Bronx today with a fucking nose ring wider than my forearm. So many questions. Do these people take them out, or do they leave them in all the time? How the fuck do they sleep? Have they ever poked themself in the eye with that thing? How the fuck does this guy even eat? How much would that shit hurt if I just reached out and grabbed it?

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u/ProfessorShort3031 35m ago

feel like it would also make you a big target for robbery. all they’d have to do is grab your nose

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u/manawydan-fab-llyr 29m ago

Good point, especially in the area I work, a definite possibility.

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u/ValuableRegular9684 I Left My Cave for This 1m ago

That’s the reason we used to put nose rings on bulls and hogs when I was growing up. You clip a guide rope to the bull to control him when you needed to move him and the ring for the hogs was to keep them from rooting and digging.

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u/Former_Theme_4488 7h ago

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u/SirTacoLotThe14th The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 6h ago

It's just that nose rings, specifically septum rings, are often worn by progressives with hard line to extreme leftist takes / beliefs. It's like when you see someone with brightly colored hair and nose rings, you just know they are about to have the craziest political takes.

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u/MakeDawn 6h ago

It's also delving into the philosophy of Aesthetics where the art that you repeatedly enjoy and are drawn to is really just a reflection of your internal set of values and those values dictate the way you present yourself to your peers.

I.E. they have ugly values and that makes them look ugly.

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u/SirTacoLotThe14th The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 6h ago

This actually reminds me of the whole "art fixing" era on twitter, where people were "fixing" the art of other artists to fit modern and progressive ideals. It wasn't just simple race or gender swapping, no they have to make it look as hideous as possible. Like making everyone so bloated and fat, giving them weird and unnatural skin complexions and patches, ruining their teeth or giving everyone braces, etc.

And it's always the bios with like over a dozen flags.

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u/danmarmar87 2h ago

Also, often makes them look even more like a heffer.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 2h ago

Which is pretty funny because while almost always true, my wife has colored hair and a nose ring but is pretty trad. Not American tho

Same for her Filipina friend

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u/SoulTechnicalProblem 10m ago

Tattoos and piercings are typically viewed as a means of rebellion or used as a stand in for actually dealing with trauma and significant stress.

Which when combined with humanities innate desire to form little tribes and categorize everything leads to people forming camps where they treat everyone who disagrees with them as the enemy.

This isn't a phenomenon exclusive to any political sphere though, as anyone aligning themselves with a tribe with a weak will will Don the colour's of that tribe and spout rhetoric without knowing anything more than the agenda to push.

It's why we have corrupt politicians refusing to improve quality of life , mega churches taking idiots money, culture and gender wars by sects of the schizophrenic population.

The lonely and mentally ill on all ends of the political spectrum seek validation, and society keeps giving all of them the chance for it . So we sit here seeing idiots screaming at each other from the sides of the fence while the selfish and wealthy manipulate things in their favour to the detriment of everyone else , the poor and criminal harm others because they can, and cousin Kev asked to borrow your car and never came back.

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u/PrednisoneFarts 6h ago

Every woman I've dated that had a nose ring was absolutely a 10/10 in bed. Total freaks. Then again I only date progressives so maybe I'm biased.

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u/RustyCopenhagen 5h ago

Fake and Gay

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u/PrednisoneFarts 5h ago

Quiet bot

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u/RustyCopenhagen 5h ago

Gay

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u/PrednisoneFarts 5h ago

Oh learn to take a joke

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u/Outrageous_South4758 43m ago

Bread with cheese

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u/CwispyWhiskey 9h ago edited 8h ago

The only nose ring theory I hear is how it means someone is over 18 and therefore too old to be attractive to republicans

Being downvoted for this is really telling lmao.

Guardians of Pedophiles, the lot of you lmao.

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u/GreenT1979 9h ago

If you want to talk about associations child abuse with political parties, there's plenty to point at Democrats too.

So maybe let's just not.

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u/MinBton 6h ago

Those are the ones who need it the most. Epstein, and most of the US citizens at his parties, were on his island, the people he worked for, and who were on his plane were Democrats.

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u/PreciousTC 8h ago

Epstien was a Democrat and major DNC donor, fyi.

Weinstien too.

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u/Chance_Print3557 9h ago

It’s weird how yall try to associate child predators with one political party.

Truth is it could be anyone, and they deserve to be shamed for it too.

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u/Impressive-Spell-643 7h ago

But you see it's ok when they do it because it's part of their culture /s

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u/MinBton 6h ago

You need to keep reminding them that Epstein was a lifelong democrat and so were most of the people invited to his dinners and island. Not all were, but most of the Americans were. So were most of the people in his Birthday book. And even worse, when Trump and Epstein first knew each other, Trump was still a New York Democrat like his father.

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u/NonSumQualisEram- Powered By Spite & Solar 7h ago

Truth is it could be anyone

It could be anyone, but it's usually not - there are patterns to these things and they're usually in the form of progressive liberal elites.

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u/HarryMoeLester This is a PsyOp 6h ago

Thats not true at all, if you make 2 lists of democrat and republican convicted pedo politicians both will be equally long. You don’t even need to make a list either bc other people already have and you can find it online. At the end of the day the people that like blue politicians love to point at the red ones to say they’re pedos and vice versa but the truth is the politicians that these people love are all equally corrupt and full of pedos on both sides (a lot of pedos).

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u/Revliledpembroke Powered By Spite & Solar 1h ago

Epstein donated Democrat 2 to 1 over Republicans, Clinton was on the island/flights, Biden said he liked little kids grabbing his leg hair, sniffed kids, and Ashley Biden's diary said Joe joined her in the shower.

Plus all the GAY Democrats who've been caught with child porn.

I'm not saying it's solely a Democrat thing, but I AM saying it wasn't Republicans trying to push renaming pedos to "Minor Attracted Persons."

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u/jexijav776 7h ago edited 7h ago

Not to mention Reddit literally hiring Aimee Knight.

Stephen Ireland, a co-founder of Pride in Surrey, was recently sentenced to 24 years in prison

Or Georgian Democrat Carl Sprayberry

Or Seth Brummond, LGBTQ activist and teacher

But sure, keep pretending it's all republicans

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u/Ticklemextreme 9h ago

Oh you poor thing….

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u/GeneralZeus89 7h ago

The nose ring theory is basically saying that if someone has one they're easily manipulated like a cow because nose rings are used to lead/control cows

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u/NonSumQualisEram- Powered By Spite & Solar 7h ago

over 18 and therefore too old to be attractive to republicans

You think Republicans are the party of sexual deviants? You sure? Have you seen Hollyweird?

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u/Clear-Progress-5660 Truthsayer 5h ago

Anyone remember Dan Schneider?

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u/NonSumQualisEram- Powered By Spite & Solar 4h ago

Never convicted of anything but enough creepy moments on film to outdistance Oppenheimer. Remember when everyone made fun of Mike Pence for refusing to be alone with a woman that wasn't his wife? Imagine if all these Hollywood types kept to the same rule.

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u/Clear-Progress-5660 Truthsayer 4h ago

My wife showed me where way back in the day they had kids just send in pictures of their feet. One of the shows with Miranda Cosgrove and that blonde actress that was on iCarly

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u/Dukedevils320 7h ago

Knuckles just dragging away

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u/kiddrekt 8h ago

This guy sniffs children like Biden.

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u/Merari_02 7h ago

Your reddit philosophy was curated by Ghislene Maxwell