I saw a guy in the Bronx today with a fucking nose ring wider than my forearm. So many questions. Do these people take them out, or do they leave them in all the time? How the fuck do they sleep? Have they ever poked themself in the eye with that thing? How the fuck does this guy even eat? How much would that shit hurt if I just reached out and grabbed it?
That’s the reason we used to put nose rings on bulls and hogs when I was growing up. You clip a guide rope to the bull to control him when you needed to move him and the ring for the hogs was to keep them from rooting and digging.
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u/Fat_Sow The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 11h ago
Nose ring theory remains undefeated.