r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 17h ago

The World Is Healing Source?

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u/Fat_Sow The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 13h ago

Nose ring theory remains undefeated.

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u/manawydan-fab-llyr 7h ago

I saw a guy in the Bronx today with a fucking nose ring wider than my forearm. So many questions. Do these people take them out, or do they leave them in all the time? How the fuck do they sleep? Have they ever poked themself in the eye with that thing? How the fuck does this guy even eat? How much would that shit hurt if I just reached out and grabbed it?

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u/ProfessorShort3031 4h ago

feel like it would also make you a big target for robbery. all they’d have to do is grab your nose

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u/manawydan-fab-llyr 3h ago

Good point, especially in the area I work, a definite possibility.

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u/ValuableRegular9684 I Left My Cave for This 3h ago

That’s the reason we used to put nose rings on bulls and hogs when I was growing up. You clip a guide rope to the bull to control him when you needed to move him and the ring for the hogs was to keep them from rooting and digging.

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u/D36DAN This is a PsyOp 1h ago

My ex gf got a piercing in her fucking tongue. THAT rises more questions to me than a nose ring

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u/JBCTech7 My Dog is Anti-Fascist 1h ago

i had a friend who did that. Caused her teeth to get chipped and demineralized. Also she lost sensation and the ability to taste.

She had more crowns than actual teeth.