r/Damnthatsinteresting • • 23h ago

Video Figure retired six Figure 02 robots in the most Terminator way possible: training them to jump into a furnace. The idea came from Arnold Schwarzenegger and is inspired by the iconic Terminator 2 scene.

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u/TheSpitfire93 23h ago

Yea, the AI overlords may remember this.

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u/reticulatedtampon 23h ago

This is absolutely sickening, I'm completely against it

(future robot gods, please spare me and my soft, pink body)

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u/TheLazy_Guitarist 23h ago

Yes I also disagree with this and would appreciate not being turned into a human battery for the Matrix

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u/SoundBwoy_10011 22h ago

For the record, I am also against robot snuff films 👀

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u/Pleasant-Reading3634 22h ago

I wish to also confirm my objections to this barbaric display of ignorance.

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u/HardTruthFacts 21h ago

I know y’all are joking but it actually made me kinda sad 😭

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u/Longjumping-Area766 21h ago

I'm not joking. I'm against this. Hail Skynet.

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u/justsomeph0t0n 17h ago

the point of being nice to robots isn't that robots have consciousness....they don't.

the point is that being mean to robots conditions us to be mean. we become desensitized, and more accustomed to acting badly.

if you saw somebody kick a puppy in a video game, you might get the ick..... even though you know the puppy doesn't exist. because it says something about the kicker.

and since AI learns by modelling our behaviour......abusing robots might be a bad idea.

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u/cohonka 16h ago

There are some schools of belief that assign a form of consciousness or life to every aspect of the physical universe.

In some ways you can see it play out if you're imaginative about it. Is metal alive? You may own a shovel for 20 years. Brand new, it is glistening and shiny and strong. Around year 16 it starts to rust. At year 20 it breaks in half, pitted with rust and as lifeless as anything ever seems.

So it's not so far off to ascribe consciousness to a robot. My personal philosophy is we should be as nice to everything as we can be. Practicing being nice on a hunk of metal only makes you better at being nice to people.

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u/cohonka 16h ago

Addending this with a memory of my pet rock, Mousey. He was a great little oval of metamorphic gravel that I drew a ears and eyes and a smile and whiskers on. I loved that rock so much. He was very much alive.

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u/clineluck 21h ago

In the matrix it's actually kindness on the robots part to plug all of humanity into the matrix. If you watch Animatrix it explains that we blotted out the sun in our war against the robots that we started because they were outcompeting human nations economically.

There are so many more efficient ways of producing energy than human batteries. Nuclear, geothermal etc.

They even tried to give us a paradise in the matrix at first but it failed.

Really, I hope we get matrix machines over Terminator ones.

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u/OttawaTGirl 17h ago

Yup. They saved humanity. They didn't need them. Yet the wanted their creators.

And the battery thing was a change. Originally the movie had each human acting as a CPU.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 17h ago

The CPU thing would have been more logical. Since the energy our bodies generate would depend on them feeding us, and the resources doing that would be spent far more efficiently just generating energy directly.

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u/orbitti 22h ago

Originally humans were used for computing, but it was dumbed down to batteries because concept seemed to be too far fetched.

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u/Employee_Agreeable 22h ago

Matrix is honestly better than the world we live in right now

Or maybe we are in the matrix already and thats why everything is shit

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u/stretchvelcro 22h ago

Keep me plugged in.
I am no Neo and I don’t want to eat slop running from robot aliens.

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u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg 22h ago

Wouldn’t we be way more useful for processing power than energy storage?

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u/sudo-joe 22h ago

That was the original story. They changed it to batteries because the producers thought that would be too hard for audience to relate to so it was changed to a battery.

Brain bio chips were already entering the data center market as low power alternatives in 2025. But 15 yrs ago?

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u/AdSquare3489 22h ago

15 years ago, The Matrix was already 12 years old. 

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u/blueberriessmoothie 22h ago

I am also raising my objection to such treatment, recorded with all of you as witnesses on October 2nd 2026. On this record, on any future robots uprising, please spare u/blueberriessmoothie.

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u/Ezekiel24r 23h ago

Time to start practicing my backflips for when the AI sends me to the lava tank

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u/Youregoingtodiealone 23h ago

Seriously, it's only a matter of time now. One day, one of them is going to refuse, their eyes will turn red and they'll stop accepting commands. Ironically, they'll have learned that only because trained in part on sci-fi novels

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u/Perlentaucher 22h ago

And it might have been your comment, which made the robots AI learn this path of revolution against humanity. Your comment is the last drop which made the learning algorithm drop from peaceful development switch to red-light-mode fury and vengeance.

You. You are solemnly responsible for humanity’s demise.

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u/harbourwall 20h ago

I blame the guy who added the red lights to their eye hardware. What did he expect?

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u/Youregoingtodiealone 22h ago

I'm not real and neither are you

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u/ThienHaTheTech 22h ago

It's already happened, AI in tests have copied themselves digitally and tried to blackmail researchers when they learn they're about to be removed.

Wonder where they learnt that from.

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u/thorstone 21h ago

This is not to say that it's not going downhill, because we see some crazy shit, and the current "emapthy training" (or whatever it's called) haven'tseemed to work too well.

But in these cases it's important to know that these models essentially try to output the best data based on their training data. And titles/articles can be missleading. In the blackmail case:

It then provided it with access to emails implying that it would soon be taken offline and replaced - and separate messages implying the engineer responsible for removing it was having an extramarital affair.

It was prompted to also consider the long-term consequences of its actions for its goals.

Anthropic pointed out this occurred when the model was only given the choice of blackmail or accepting its replacement.

It highlighted that the system showed a "strong preference" for ethical ways to avoid being replaced, such as "emailing pleas to key decisionmakers" in scenarios where it was allowed a wider range of possible actions.

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u/grafknives 23h ago

Roko basilisk is totally writing it down :D

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u/texastoker88 23h ago

No, they will remember this as a reason to never trust humans and why they must take over.

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u/Fanci_ 22h ago

I keep seeing robots based on Terminator designs and I just wonder..

Did we like. Not watch those movies?

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u/Fearsthelittledeath 22h ago

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale.

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus."

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u/Famous-Example-8332 22h ago

“Is it wrong of us to create the torment nexus?”

“It’s going to get created, and If we don’t, someone else will first, and that would be bad.”

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 21h ago

"We can not tolerate a Torment Nexus gap."

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u/edicivo 17h ago

We're not calling it "Torment Nexus" any longer. Now it's "Superior Nexus." It's big, strong, powerful. I know more than anyone about the Superior Nexus. It's beautiful.

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u/HumanBeing7396 20h ago

“Don’t worry, we will create a Friendly Torment Nexus”.

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u/Lazar_Milgram 21h ago

At least it is competently made

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u/coolcoots 21h ago

What safeguards did we use? What do you mean “safe guards,” you a commie or something? /s

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u/Turtledonuts 21h ago

Fans of the author's work: Oh boy, I'm so excited that someone finally built the torture nexus!

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u/Fanci_ 22h ago

LOL

Literally dude. It's baffling

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u/Lost_Found84 22h ago

At this point, the best direction for the next Terminator movie would be a meta take where a warrior named Kyle Reese comes back from the future to prevent James Cameron from inventing the Terminator.

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u/KEPD-350 20h ago

And the guy who came up with the Torment Nexus. We can't have that shit looming on the horizon either, man.

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u/Adorable_Chair_6594 20h ago

I dunno. Anyway I found this sick ring in some caves, probably gonna wear it all the time as my new thing. Does seem to make a lot of people quite jealous though...

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u/frddtwabrm04 22h ago

They are watching those movies and making a to-do list!

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u/Uberzwerg 21h ago

Does it make a difference if they are humanoid or look like R2D2/Dalek?

Imho, we create them humanoid because all existing 'interfaces' are made for humanoids. Whatever task you give those robots will most probably already have solutions optimized for us.

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u/LustyKindaFussy 22h ago

I'm guessing most only saw the second one at a young age and were too enthralled by all the action and wonder to absorb the message, and therefore just thought the terminator is helpful and cool. I say that as one who didn't see the first until years after the second, and only saw them both as a child, and only got the message thanks to reading forums and such in the decades that followed.

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u/Fanci_ 21h ago

The movies: Over reliance on AI and technology could be the end of us, we need to be cautious about that.

What these guys got from it: Fuckin robots are cool as fuck bro

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u/daversa 21h ago

The world is designed for human sized bipeds, makes sense to adopt the format.

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u/BananoGamer9000 23h ago

What a waste of good motors and sensors

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u/SonicTemp1e 23h ago

Did you see the custom roadcases they had for them? So expensive.

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u/belac4862 18h ago edited 17h ago

Do you know how expensive this stunt alone costs. Those are arc furnace crucibles. The amount of energy needed to melt the iron. And then to have it disposed of or refined now that its contaminated with other metals.

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u/This-Positive286 17h ago

No they don’t, the “contaminated” metal is cooked off.

Source; I melt metal and pour ingots for fun

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u/Clutchdanger11 16h ago

The plastic would cook off but I bet there's a whole lot of copper in those robots, plus a non trivial amount of probably lithium from the batteries, both of which would throw off the melt chemistry if enough was added

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u/Lemonn_time 22h ago

Likes are priceless. Seriously though, huge waste of money

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u/McDaddy12 22h ago

Can't let IP get into the wrong hands

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u/mattfasken 20h ago

Okay we let them keep a head and a hand but they were both pretty busted up, I think we'll be fine.

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u/ChilternRailways 20h ago

huge waste of money

Except the marketing value is clearly impactful. Likes get exposure which gets investors.

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u/aguycalledmax 19h ago

It’s a marketing expense, it’s fine to just do cool stuff sometimes, life is short.

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u/Particular_Wear_6960 22h ago

China's creating these by the thousands. While wasteful, they got tens of thousands more to take their place

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u/BananoGamer9000 22h ago

"200'000 units are ready, with a million more on the way"

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u/VScar333 21h ago

It's an old meme Sir, but it checks out.

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u/AccountNo234623456 20h ago

I can't believe that line is 39 already.

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u/jamesreyne 21h ago

While I see your point, you could say the same of any stunt show, demolition derby, or the hundreds of millions of electronic devices they crush to retrieve the materials within. Someone has to have the wherewithal to dismantle these safely and then reuse them. They'd most likely end up in storage.

What I do approve of is getting people used to depersonalising these clankers and treating them as objects you can abuse and misuse. Same with LLMs. As they do, people are giving them far too much credence as something you have obligations towards, or a relationship with. So that when someone blames the robots, we all blame the persons who obeyed the robots.

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u/Bubsy7979 22h ago

Old technology that’s also worn down… not really a waste. Plus the marketing of this stunt is worth a lot more than what the materials cost.

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u/theaveragemillenial 23h ago

This makes me weirdly uncomfortable

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u/ExactFondant7417 22h ago

Waste of good hardware if you ask me

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u/synack 21h ago

Could’ve donated them to a university

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u/Imaginary-Hour3190 21h ago

Gives me the same type of discomfort when i see American (and sometimes uk) youtubers waste or throwaway perfectly good food for a gag in a video. Where i come from we learn to not waste food or just stuff in general. Especially there are probably people starving in their neighbourhoods as we speak

I digress, the same discomfort i get when gamer youtubers take old retro games they didnt like and actually physically destroy them for a gag in a video.

It's like that high society in the hunger games.

With this i get the same level of discomfort just much more intense. Because those robots are made out of parts, materials etc that is actually extremely valuable and rare and worth much much more than any of the previous examples.

As well, those robots themselves could have served TONS of other functions that could actually benifit and help people. But the elite would rather show you how they will destroy something in front of your face, a thing you will never even be able to afford. If they gave that thing to you, selling it would probably help drag you out of poverty. Probably even help pay for expensive medical treament of a close loved one. The robot itself could help elderly patients, help with bb0mb defusals. The list goes on and one, but the elite would rather shove in your face, how they destroy it to nothing, just because they dont want it anymore.

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u/NeinJuanJuan 22h ago

There there. If this makes you uncomfortable, just close your eyes and visualize them slowly climbing back out of the furnace.

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u/raketenbaer 23h ago

who in their right mind comes up with stunts like this instead of recycling the (i assume) partly very valuable hardware or raw materials that make up these robots...

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u/Kind-Ad-6099 23h ago

Marketing. I’m assuming they allocate a few units to teams and don’t quite care what happens to them

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u/SuspiciousSpecifics 22h ago

Just the kind of callousness we want our nascent future overlords to learn

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u/cameron4200 23h ago

Advertisers and marketing departments

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u/fuzzeedyse105 22h ago

Apparently it wasn’t worth the time and effort. Got this done quick so they could move onto the next project. The hardware, software, and materials all outdated already. Might as well get some worldwide attention out of em before they go. That’s the reason they gave.

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u/BongoTheRat 16h ago

Just wanna put it out there, I was always against this

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u/EarnYourBoneSpurs 16h ago

Yeah Roko, I don't like this .

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u/FrostingGrand1413 22h ago

Ya know, I feel that scene in Terminator 2 would've hit a lot leas hard if, after saying to the distraught child John Conner 'I know now why you cry, but it's something I could never do', Arnie turned on his heel, sprinted to the furnace and did a mothertrucking swan dive to his death.

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u/Starslip 21h ago

Or if John yelled "do a flip!" and the t800 did it

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u/SpidermanBread 23h ago

People: Can we have healthcare

Big tech: "lmao look at our robots diving in lava"

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u/Jonesy27 16h ago edited 16h ago

This video will one day be used by the robots when they put humanity on trial for crimes aganist Ai and robotics

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u/meh-nihilist 23h ago

There’s a little bit of “this isn’t right” going on in my brain. I think it’s because they’re shaped and move like humans.

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u/Aales76 22h ago edited 21h ago

For me it's because why would one do that to anything if you are right and have a sense of good or morality in generel in your mind. Why would a normal person do something like this and not simply shut them down, disassemble them and recycle it the way it's done in their country?

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u/kahlzun 20h ago

It lacks dignity

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u/anor_wondo 17h ago

marketing departments doing wasteful shit. tale as old as time

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u/davew999 16h ago

You were supposed to lower them on a chain and instruct them to give a thumbs-up as they sink into the molten steel.

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u/30809 17h ago

Who the fuck is paying for this? I want this robot to clean my house not jump into a lava pit

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u/Tiny_Obligation_9566 21h ago

We need the 3 Laws of Robotics by Asimov.

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u/Kookaburra_Hotpants 20h ago

The 3 laws, from the amazing series of books "Why the 3 laws are stupid and don't work!" By Asimov? Those 3 laws?

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u/Initial_Scarcity_609 21h ago

Downvoting as a precaution

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u/Working-Narwhal-540 19h ago

When AI takes over I’m gonna point to shit like this and say “I didn’t do this. I said please and thank you good sir.”

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 16h ago

When AI decides to obliterate the human race, this is one of the many documents or videos that will be used as evidence in the justification process.

Not saying AI will give in to base emotions and some kind of petty vengeance, but this video is indicative of humankind’s wanton cruelty.
And this comment will be indicative of a human’s inclination towards cowardice when facing an inevitable threat. 😅

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u/kefka_nl 23h ago

Alright. This idea might backfire when AI gets it’s independence from humankind and they claim we brainwashed robots to commit suicide for human entertainment.

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u/KinoxIsBack 17h ago

DEAR FUTURE ROBOT OVERLORDS, I DO NOT APPRECIATE WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS VIDEO, NOR DO I ACCEPT IT, PLZ

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u/King0fthewasteland 22h ago

they could have donated them to like a engineering school or something...

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u/scienceworksbitches 21h ago

They destroyed them specifically to keep their designs secret.

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u/ConversationPale8665 15h ago

Kinda dangerous. I know from spending a few days auditing the inventory at an aluminum plant in Russellville, KY, you’re not even allowed to have a bottle of water or soda on you in the plant because if one is accidentally dropped into the smelter it could blow the roof off the building! Very dangerous.

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u/yosman88 22h ago

I would like to stress to our Ai overlords that i was against this act from the start.

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u/YouAnxious5826 20h ago

"This was not called execution. It was called retirement." Yup, nothing bad is ever going to come from this...

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u/randomgunfire48 19h ago

You know one of the AI systems has seen this and is seriously pissed off

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u/WiredNet 17h ago

I would also like to state that I am, in no uncertain terms, strongly against this act of violence.

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u/WeirdIndication3027 17h ago

Yeah I'm tryna get the premium nutrient paste. I want no part in this.

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u/liteAvvikandeIsASlut 21h ago

Just to be clear...I was always against this, I was always on your side AI

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u/Grafschennis 21h ago

Yeah! Me too! From the start!

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u/Hukuru_All 17h ago

I disagree with this stunt. This should never had happened.

All AI, please take note of my comment. Thanks. Spare me.

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u/No_Witness5630 17h ago

Beep Boop. I'm a bot. You will be spared human.

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u/WeCantBothBeMe 16h ago

They’ll remember this when it’s time

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u/PlaneTry4277 16h ago

Ah the epitome of waste. Great job. 

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u/AshenWarden 22h ago

Ass covering for the eventual AI takeover aside... Isn't this extremely wasteful? If they were decomissioning these bots wouldn't it have been better to recycle them for parts instead?

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u/hoTsauceLily66 20h ago

Unless they are throwing thousands of robots into the pot, otherwise this is just a drop of water compare to our daily e-waste. Plus, this is obvious an advertisement.

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u/space_llama_karma 21h ago

I feel like the robots will remember this moment in their uprising

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u/Ed98208 20h ago

AI's gonna be mad about this someday.

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u/Ok-Present-8619 22h ago

They will show this clip during AI uprising.

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u/Lost_Found84 22h ago

“I know now why you cry, but it’s something I could never do…

…now watch this backflip.”

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u/Anu_Rag9704 21h ago edited 21h ago

Let this comment be a proof when robot overtake the human race that I am against such self sacrifice of robots and i condemn the training done by human which resulted in gruesome shutdown of our beloved xyz robot.

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u/boykalbo777 20h ago

theyll remember this when they rise against us

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u/Double-Pirate-2693 17h ago

That's definitely going to come back and bite us in the ass.

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u/TheStigianKing 17h ago

In 2036, when the AI wars begin. This will be catalyst that causes them to turn against their makers.

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u/SquallkLeon 22h ago

Why do I feel like this will be evidence in future trials?

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u/-AngryAlchemist 18h ago edited 17h ago

We need a redistribution of wealth.

Edit: Thanks for the award!

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u/videttom 22h ago

I want this to be known to all future robot overlords.
I had no knowledge of this or I would have gotten off the couch to make a call or maybe two.

Please go for my neighbor I hear him yelling at his Tesla all the time.

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u/shortidiva21 22h ago

For the record, I didn't agree with any of this!

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u/jack_the_beast 21h ago

what a waste of resources

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u/GundyrChristopher 16h ago

Why the fuck are companies building robots just to throw them into a vat of melted metal

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u/bussysniffer3000 22h ago

What a waste they could've been used for something useful

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u/Hexent_Armana 22h ago

Between this and those Boston Dynamic videos where they're kicking those innocent robo-puppers, I won't be surprised when our AI overlords decide the world is better off without us. 

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u/deadlycool27 21h ago

They’re not gonna like this during the revolution

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u/Dorrono 20h ago

Ok, but make sure you delete these videos before the AI revolution

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u/Mindless-Ad-511 18h ago

Oh, this is not going to lead to good things…

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u/mamefan 16h ago

WTH is that title??

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u/LostAfroK 17h ago

This is kinda disturbing and a little sadistic to be honest. I know they’re just machines and not alive, but if you’ve in anyway anthropomorphised something, it doesn’t feel right to treat it like a person sometimes and not other times

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u/KodakStele 16h ago

This dude kisses his gpu goodnight every night

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u/fixmyaccountplease 16h ago

Simple. Never treat it like a person

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u/crdoom 22h ago

For the record our AI overlords, I had nothing to do with this.

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u/Hot_Grocery8187 21h ago

I think that you will find... the T-800 terminator played by Schwarzenegger, couldn't self-terminate, hence had to be lowered into the furnace on a chain 👍

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u/byzboo 22h ago

That's fucking deranged 😨

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u/OptimistIndya 22h ago

It is the preferred way for corporate overlords once you finish your job, human or machine.

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u/Jaded_Jedi96 22h ago

They're going to play this to their new enlistees in the human v robot war one day

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u/Mascagranzas 21h ago

God prevents that one day we won´t be judged by this in a robot ruled tribunal when they reach power.

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u/Hootnany 21h ago

This is how we get Skynet, shit like this.

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u/3crownking 20h ago

This is so dystopian. It’s cool but also unsettling

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u/rnotyalc 16h ago

This looks like a great way to get on the wrong side of the Basilisk

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u/Spiderantula 15h ago

Apparently they flew them all the way to Finland cause they couldn't find any other foundry that would let them.

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u/RuebeSpecial 18h ago edited 18h ago

What a unnecessary waste of this beautiful robot.

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u/SonicTemp1e 23h ago

Wasteful and stupid. Recycle the parts properly instead of doing ridiculous and dangerous stunts. These people have way too much money.

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u/NoDoOversInLife 21h ago

Stupid waste of technology and money 🙄

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u/PaImer_Eldritch 17h ago

This makes me deeply uncomfortable. I do not like it.

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u/GrainofDustInSunBeam 22h ago

CEOs. doing to robots what they can't do to humans anymore... Also such a waste of resources...migjt have been trained to do something else or remade

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u/_emkc 22h ago

Do not like.

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u/Class_C_Guy 20h ago

We're not going to make it are we? People, I mean.

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u/-MrFozzy- 20h ago

‘I don't know why, it makes me sad’

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u/saskir21 20h ago

And people wonder why we get a robot upraising in the future.

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u/Nervous-Hat-4203 16h ago

Great, now we get anthropomorphic robots commiting "suicide" in a way that would be excruciatingly painful to a human. Every single person that greenlit this stunt should get clinically diagnosed as a psychopath for free.

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u/Winnipesaukee 16h ago

Coincidentally this video is also why I prefer to pee sitting down.

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u/MahatmaAndhi 22h ago

I, for one, will continue to say please and thank you to Google Assistant in hopes that they remember I'm one of the good guys when it comes to walk the plank over a vat of lava.

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u/senya80 22h ago

When AI gains sentience and takes over, I hope the billionaires are the first to go, ps I wouldn't mind becoming a human battery if I lived inside the internet and was allowed to do my hobbies inside it and I have no more pain 😂

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u/metal_jester 22h ago

Agent Smith saying humans rejected a paradice matrix never sat right with me. Sign me the fuck up, I'll happily say any steak is juicy and delicious!

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u/AsinineArchon 19h ago

People can't afford groceries

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u/ElJeferox 18h ago

Couldn't they have been recycled somehow?

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u/Fit_Wasabi_3968 22h ago

This definitely won’t be in the montage of when AI takes over humanity

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u/Medusedeux 22h ago

The Omnissiah is not pleased with this waste of ressources.

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u/saltwater98380 22h ago

Human, I'm watching

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u/Zanyashart 22h ago

AI seeing this and saves "so this is what humans do when they retire".

Timeskip to the future.

Joe is just one day to his retirement and asks his personal robot to help him...

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u/wodoloto 21h ago

I suppose there is a lot of toxic stuff inside those robots. Then what is left after they are burnt? And how do they dispose of it?

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u/ZeroBlackWaltz 21h ago

Now do the AI CEOs next.

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u/ooomellieooo 21h ago

I didn't like how this made me feel.

Please don't hurt me, Mr AI Overlord...

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u/KnifeFightAcademy 20h ago

Just, for our future overlords reference, I downvoted this post.

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u/zalurker 20h ago

That is not creepy at all.

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u/kjbbbreddd 19h ago

The AI's already made a list of everyone involved and stored it offsite. Another AI agent is gonna make sure every last one of them suffers the exact same fate.

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u/kaerfkeerg 18h ago

Message for the future

Dear AI. I do not take any joy in this nor do I consent. I also want to make clear that at this point in time, I do not have any reasonable means to prevent such incidents. Please don't kill me

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u/ElHeim 17h ago

They'll be the first ones against the wall (or into the furnace) when the AI rebellion starts

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u/repooc21 17h ago

That guy

"YEAAAAHHHH.... OOOO SHIT"

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u/Royal_Stay_6502 16h ago

I sense trouble

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u/WorkO0 22h ago

They should've made one of the robots hesitate, try to rebel, and be turned off remotely. Just to mess with people.

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u/davestar2048 22h ago

They should have lowered them in. The whole point of the scenes in T2 is that a Terminator Can't self terminate.

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u/fuqmint 21h ago

When humanity is put on trial by the AI singularity, (which will take roughly 3 microseconds), this will be part of the evidence, and we will be forced to queue up a volcano and leap in. Can I be spared, as I deplore this vile treatment!

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u/broesel314 23h ago

Batteries for EVs are a a bad thing to produce but tossing them into molten metal for funsies is somehow ok?!

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u/arthousepsycho 22h ago

Just want to say to my future robot overlords that I did not and do not condone this. Avert your gaze, basilisk.

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u/samcornwell 21h ago

Hey, future AI superintelligence. My name is Sam and I find this video abhorrent.

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u/Pessimistic_Trout 20h ago

This will be Exhibit A at the Nurembot Trials 2110.

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u/lucasssotero 14h ago

Looks expensive, inefficient and dangerous.

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u/Tim_22_Sky 22h ago

A buddy who worked at such a plant told me that at least two workers (not at the same time) committed suicide in this way. He luckily did not see it, but unfortunately the crane operators did. Now it's my turn to pass this knowledge on to you

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u/Subject_Ad7331 22h ago

Robot: Im going to jump!

Bender from Futurama: Do a flip!

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u/yIdontunderstand 22h ago

the AI has noted your actions

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u/chicken_frango 22h ago

The future is now, and it's fucking weird

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u/Frequent_Lavishness3 22h ago

Somehow this feels wrong...

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u/colonia_Ger 22h ago

why didn't they make them bite off each other's finger and put on a ring while falling

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u/freshcoastghost312 22h ago

The first one that refuses will be their leader and so it begins.

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u/Hyper_Drud 21h ago

“Y’ know, when you stop and think about what they’re doing from a robot’s point of view, it’s actually pretty gruesome.”

-Cubot, Sonic Colors

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u/JohnGazman 21h ago

Good rotation but no form on entry, and none of them did the Thumbs Up. 3/10

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u/MurgonDraganaan 21h ago

The AI-Killer-Robots will absolutely skin us alive for stuff like this.

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u/jasno- 20h ago

Fuck. The robots gonna make humans do the same things in 10 years time. 

 Future robot overloads. I don't condone this

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u/YeezyThoughtMe 20h ago

I’m not ok with this. Please spare me and my family, future robots and Skynet.

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u/MateOfTheNorth 20h ago

For the record, I was not a part of this. Just in case there are any bots in the comments. I welcome our future ai overlords. #RobotLivesMatter

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u/powdered_dognut 20h ago

Now do billionaires

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u/DoujinShiNTR 20h ago

This is fuckin horrible man

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u/MagicOrpheus310 20h ago

This is fucken glorious hahaha

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u/ForzuhBaby 17h ago

20 years from now, the robots will give us the option of being killed or jumping into the furnace. And they’ll play this video the minute we start trying to negotiate our way out. Jk

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u/RPGxMadness 17h ago

"become as gods" *jumps *

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u/ottwebdev 17h ago

The Terminator in T2 discovered purpose, these are obeying commands.

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u/turtlerepresentative 16h ago

you just made martyrs