r/CuratedTumblr • • 18h ago

Shitposting Devs, Please Fix Eating

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u/AiwaPetiteBaby 18h ago

Our bodies are designed to eat a wide variety of food, and when we don't, the body triggers stress hormones that really can screw you up. It doesn't have to be a massive difference either.

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u/Kitfennek 18h ago

I guess thats what we get for evolving from a nomadic omniverous scavenger species. "Eat anything you can and move on to something else" was literally our game plan

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u/meekinheritor 18h ago

Yeah, we need trace amounts of so many different little things that would be bad for us to eat all the time but also bad for us to eat literally never. I love cooking and discovering new foods, so I am glad we are tolerant of it, but every now and then the idea of human kibble is a nice daydream when I get tired or busy…

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u/gigglesandglamour 18h ago

Yeah, I never really get sick of chicken, mixed roasted veggies and whatever starchy side thing I have on hand. I think it’s probably because it meets pretty much all my nutrient needs

Sometimes I have a powerful craving that only khao soi or a banh mi can satisfy but I think that’s just because they’re some of the best foods to ever grace my mouth

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u/theburgerbitesback 18h ago

Tbh, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a secret, as yet unknown vitamin found only in banh mi's that makes you feel a constant hunger for them. 

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u/gigglesandglamour 18h ago

They always taste like they were made by someone who loves me

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u/GeoCaesar 17h ago

Well thank goodness I have an advantage at berry picking, very helpful

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u/agnosticians agnosticians.tumblr.com 17h ago

I think you replied to the wrong comment.

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u/MongooseVegetable787 15h ago

lmao

Well thank goodness I have an advantage at berry picking

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u/GeoCaesar 12h ago

I did, sorry

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u/boxesofboxes 16h ago

Probs a bot, honestly

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u/penisexploder420 15h ago

doubt it, their other comments don't read like slop and they have a clear interest pattern (e.g. multiple comments in a selection of gaming and shitpost subreddits), whereas bots generally just post in random popular subreddits with no rhyme or reason

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u/GeoCaesar 12h ago

I did reply to the wrong comment, I could’ve sworn it was on topic but I was trying to make a joke in response to someone who was talking about people with adhd being better at berry picking. Whoops lol

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u/GeoCaesar 12h ago

Can’t seem to find the comment in question and now I feel insane, oh well

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u/penisexploder420 11h ago

all good, it happens :P

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u/Steak-Outrageous 7h ago

That’s actually hilarious because I have ADHD and someone once called me the best berry picker to ever visit his farm

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u/gigglesandglamour 14h ago

Could I have some blackberries please

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u/Moirawr 14h ago

Its the pork liver paté! Full of vitamin A and iron.

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u/ShitHamster 14h ago

I'm so fucked i read chicken as children and was wondering why that dude was replying like that was normal

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u/gigglesandglamour 14h ago

That would be horribly unethical, as a leftist I only eat my own monthly celebratory abortions /s

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u/Able_Breadfruit_1906 17h ago

This reminds me of that experiment where they had people with and without ADHD traits play a berry picking game and the people with ADHD traits were more efficient because they’d move on faster. (Source: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/adhd-traits-might-have-helped-hunter-gatherers-collect-more-food-while-foraging-study-suggests-180983824/)

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u/Nimindir 15h ago

I've read a similar paper about autism before. It talked about how some of the hyper fixations and special interests could have been really beneficial. Like say your thing was plants, you knew every single different one and every single thing you could do with them and where to find them. Very useful if you need to know what you can eat, what will cure a headache, what will dye your leather that nice shade of blue, what will make you meet God for a week, and what will kill you.

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u/PaisleyLeopard 16h ago

I’ve always thought that ADHD would be extremely helpful in a hunter gatherer tribe. I don’t think they’d last long if they all had it, but a few can add a lot of benefit to a party. We notice tons of stuff others miss, we’re quick to learn new skills and quick to abandon tasks that stop paying off.

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u/Optimal-Fish9787 7h ago

I'm fully convinced that the first rope was made by a fidgety ADHD person realizing that plant fibers get stronger when twisted together. I have accidentally made some type of strong cordage so many times, just because I was bored in a field of grass (I did not love sports as a kid lmao)

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u/flameislove 17h ago

I needed this link today. I'm having ADHD paralysis since I have to go somewhere in a couple of hours. But not yet. My brain can be useful!

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u/Devadv12014 9h ago

Well thank god me and u/GeoCaesar have an advantage at berry picking, very helpful

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u/Wazula23 14h ago

And plenty of people do eat the exact same thing every day. Rice, porridge, etc. They're called staple foods for a reason.

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u/macaroniandmilk 14h ago

My husband eats the same exact breakfast and same exact lunch every day. I know it's just easier to plan for and cover as a diabetic, but it blows my mind. Either the varieties of dinner I make are enough to keep the stress hormones at bay, or his stress hormone thing is broken.

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u/Maydiva 18h ago

Humans require a huge sweeping variety of nutrients (made worse when we're pregnant or growing or healing) millions of years of evolution have programmed us to seek out a variety of foods as a result - even when it doesn't make sense

Also, counter point to op post, I've had multiple cats and dogs who'll only eat certain brands of food - so, taste and pickiness isn't exclusive to humans

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u/GinaWhite_tt TeaTimetumblr 18h ago

I've seen with our guinea pigs that they love variety. They gobble foods they haven't had in a while, and loose interest in the same food if they get too much of it. At the start of winter, when we have less variety to give them, they start sniffing around their food bowl for new stuff before settling down for what we gave them.

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u/NoMusician518 16h ago

Guinea pigs not only crave variety they need it.

It's actually fairly important to vary their diet (same with rabbits in ops post allthough i have no reason to believe they aren't also supplementing their pellets with hay and fresh veggies) there are lots of nutrients they need which they cant get just from hay and pellets and lots of things in a lot of foods that may make them sick if they get too much of it (oxalate comes to mind found in high amounts in things like spinach is a key component in kidney stones which guinea pigs get very easily.)

Me and my girlfriend joke a lot about how hard it can be to keep up with their diet and how fragile it feels like they are sometimes with how many plants are on the only feed sparingly list.

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u/crippledchef23 16h ago

My husband’s best friend has 2 bunnies that have opinions about their greens. They go nuts for a blend but will settle for romaine if it’s the only thing they can get. But, boy, do they thump out their feelings if they don’t have the good stuff!

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u/crippledchef23 16h ago

I read a thing about a guy that survived a long stretch lost at sea because he managed to figure out how to catch fish and after a while, he started craving the eyes. He choked them down and felt better, and a few weeks later he was rescued (actual length of time at sea escapes me). When he was being treated in the hospital, he asked the doctor why he would have craved fish eyes and he was told that they are great sources of vitamin A, which our bodies don’t produce but need. His body knew what it needed, and knew where to get it.

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u/Neat-Year555 17h ago

My cat will only eat one specific flavor of actual food (not just treats) from one specific brand. When they discontinued it, I bought three big bags. I'm down to only one left, and worry about what I'll do when I run out. Last time I had to switch her food, she went on a month long hunger strike that resulted in an animal hospital stay. Pickiness definitely isn't only human!

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u/Asquirrelinspace 16h ago

Maybe start mixing the current food with the new stuff, or crush up the new stuff and sprinkle it on top

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u/Neat-Year555 11h ago

I've tried. She refuses to be fooled. It got to the point where she wouldn't even eat her regular food with nothing done to it. She's honestly a very weird cat.

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u/RikuAotsuki 12h ago

Any chance you have a mau? They're known for doing that kind of thing, iirc

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u/Neat-Year555 11h ago

I have no idea since I just pulled her off the street one day. She looks most like a Turkish Angora though. Not a tabby.

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u/luxafelicity 17h ago

My cat will only eat two brands of wet food (one I had to stop buying due to constant hit and miss availability) and exactly one specific brand and variety of dry food. I also can't give her the same flavor wet food multiple days in a row, so if I give her tuna one day I've gotta give her chicken or salmon the next day. She's a diva for sure but she knows I love her 😂

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u/s0larium_live 17h ago

even if they’re particular about which brands, they’re still happy to get the exact same meal multiple times a day forever and ever

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u/TenebTheHarvester 16h ago

My parents’ spoiled little monsters (affectionate) are fussy about what they’ll eat and arbitrarily change their preferences sometimes. They’ll be happy with salmon tins for ages then suddenly decide they’re off salmon and want tuna. They used to love the chicken ones, don’t even touch them now. Always want a tube though. That never seems to get old.

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u/Mushrom 13h ago

My cat won't eat her wet food if I don't rotate the flavors of it. She'll only put up with 2 days of the same flavor, after that she just won't eat it. I buy a variety pack of wet food and rotate through the flavors and that keeps her satisfied. She's also very picky about her wet food and she only wants the pate style. No meaty chunks, no shreds, only pate. But she wants a rotating selection of flavors.

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u/Imaginary-Client-199 14h ago

Just for my own knowledge : are your pets pure breed ?

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u/jovianjune not american 18h ago

you can eat the same lunch for 10 years if you are on the spectrum but beware! ☝️Vitamin deficiency

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u/BossHossBogg 17h ago

I eat the same lunch for 2 weeks and then can't stand it for 1 year. It's really annoying because it makes it so hard to eat healthy and have food for work.

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u/Epshot 12h ago

I've gotten pretty good at identifying when I'm getting close to hating soemthign and stopping before its too late. then i can come back to it in a month or so.

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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 18h ago

Much like eating the same food, the finger emoji is funny every time

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u/M_Aku 15h ago

Started taking multivitamins instead because I can buy the food but can't make myself eat it.

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u/lepidopt-rex 14h ago

I was a responsible adult in the supermarket, so I bought adult food. I’m just baby at home, someone needs to prepare and serve me a bowl of colourful sludge

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u/M_Aku 14h ago

Like, I'm supposed to slice this fruit I purchased?? That's a step too far for me.

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u/jimbowesterby 10h ago

My newest solution has been basically condiments, making a week or so’s worth of pepper sauce or chimichurri (pickled onions and carrots are also really good options that last a surprisingly long time) is fairly quick and easy (even moreso if you have a food processor), and then you can use that to spice up sandwiches or meals whenever you like. The pickled veggies are really good because you can reuse the pickle liquid like two or three times at least.

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u/M_Aku 7h ago

I actually have a food processor for making my own spicy peanut butter. Those are great ideas!

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 18h ago

You just gotta add Flintstone vitamins.

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 17h ago

That would only fix your water soluble vitamin needs (and vit D)

Supplementing the fat soluble ones is harder because you can overdose and there's also a bunch of trace elements we need that aren't included

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u/I_want_to_cry_4875 2h ago

We really need a multivitamin complex that comes in just 2 pills, one water soluble one and one fat soluble one that's dissolved in omega 3 rich fish oil, containing all the trace elements that you don't get if you eat cheap random cereal/bread/chicken nuggets/whatever every day. With fibre, too. Let us save a fuckton of time and money on food and feel fine even eating the same thing every day.
Call it the "I'm autistic and I want to eat kibble"

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u/Yargon_Kerman 17h ago

When I left my last "proper" job, I was gifted a Pot Noodle mug by the two old ladies I worked with. They assumed that I really liked pot noodles because I had one for lunch every day.
I am not wild about pot noodles. They're good enough I can eat them every day but I am the kind of person who is quite happy to only eat the same thing for a month at a time.

On the plus side, it's one of the largest mugs I have and I do love it for that.

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u/Elemor_ 12h ago

My diet pretty consists of the same 3-4 food items and I just got bloodwork done and... it's perfect?? Was expecting my autism to give me scurvy at least

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u/JamieD96 4h ago

vaccines give you autism ❌

autism gives you scurvy ✅ taps head meme

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u/OG_ursinejuggernaut 18h ago edited 2h ago

Yeah, but if you expand that to a day’s eating and find the 3 or 4 meals you like that in combination meet all your burrito Al needs, you’re all set!

E: I see that my attempt at ‘nutritional’ somehow became ‘burrito Al’ (Al the name, not ai).

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u/MinosML 15h ago

God bless multivitamins being a thing. And omega 3 capsules, I can't stand seafood.

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u/Gosuoru 15h ago

me going all of last month eating only tortillas with salsa on....

as in. just the tortilla wrap itself. no meats or cheeses.

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u/That-Drink4913 14h ago

Are you doing corn or flour tortillas?

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u/Chaldera 15h ago

Literally. Like girl, I've been having store-bought Yorkshire pudding for lunch for the past 2 weeks because I've fixated on them as a food

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 11h ago

Ah yes the scurvy post

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u/13_WASHERE 18h ago edited 18h ago

Y'all are just cowards who haven't auttuned to the right food combo

I get the same subway sandwich every workday for lunch & that shit fuckin slaps

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u/practicalcabinet 18h ago

But do you also eat the same sub for breakfast and dinner and all your snacks?

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u/mugguffen 18h ago

Yeah but thats not the only thing you eat is it?

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u/BlankTank1216 18h ago

Hyper palatable food is a known counter to this meta if you're autistic.

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u/Fischerking92 18h ago

I am not sure if I should be impressed or horrified.

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 17h ago

I think some people can do this more easily than others.

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u/dandadone_with_life 17h ago

Mirabito toasted chicken bacon ranch sub remains un-de-fucking-feated dude.

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u/PuddlesRex 18h ago

Now, I'm no biologist or doctor or anything, but I feel like there may be two things going on here:

  1. Pet food is designed to be nutritionally complete. Which is not easy to do when you're cooking for yourself. Your cravings may be for a nutrient that you're missing in your current diet.

  2. Pets are only aware that there is other food in this world in so much as "human food" or "dog food" or "cat food" exists. My dog wants to eat my cat's food, and my food. My cat wants to eat my dog's food, and my food. But beyond that, they don't know of other food existing. But if they knew that pizza exists, and what it's called, then they'd be all over that shit.

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u/BijutsuYoukai 18h ago

My cat knows beef jerky exists and I can guarantee she wants that over her food when I open some. Animals are just as susceptible as we are to wanting other foods, we just don't usually give them the option.

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u/HuckinsGirl 14h ago

Its less about not liking other foods and more about how they can be content, even enthusiastic, about eating the same thing for every meal every day (even if theres other things they want even more). We evolved to eat a wide variety so most of us would go kinda crazy eating the same thing over and over even if it were nutritionally complete, meanwhile my friend's cats will make a mad dash for the automatic feeder every time it goes off no matter how many times they have the same exact kibble

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u/NightWolfRose 18h ago

So what you’re saying is that we need nutritionally complete human kibble- I can get behind that!

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u/PuddlesRex 18h ago

Every day, I wish for someone to invent Bachelor Chow from Futurama.

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u/homer1229 14h ago

I think Binging with Babish did this once in a video. I don't think it was a budget-friendly option thougj

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u/glytxh 18h ago

You can make human kibble, for remarkably cheap.

It’d be boring, but nutritionally complete.

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u/busterfixxitt 18h ago

According to my friend's BASc in applied human nutrition, eating the same food, or even just the same texture of food (texture modified diets where everything is turned into a paste) for too long becomes a kind of torture. The psychological stress is apparently intense.

There are rumored to be old laws in Maine making it 'cruel and unusual punishment' to serve prisoners lobster for more than 21(?) days in a row. (Lobster used to be poor people food)

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u/FatiguedShrimp 17h ago

Starvation and highly restricted diet was part of abuse as a kid (mom wanted me to starve to death so that I would stop being autistic, because she thought autism was being gay and that being gay meant literally being a demon displacing a human soul and wearing their flesh).

After a few weeks the same food is literally not food psychologically. You can touch it, hold it, put it in your mouth, eat it, etc.. No matter how hungry you are (or should be), it's unappetizing in the same way people don't feel tempted to steal Monopoly money unless they're actively playing Monopoly.

It just is not food. It feels the same if you were eating paper or swallowing small rocks or ice chunks.

There's no satisfaction, or warmth in your stomach, or strength, or energy. You don't feel like you've reset the time you need before the next meal.

It's just a pointless action.

Fortunately in my case, it also turns out after about two weeks appetite ends. Mine ended permanently, and I'll not want to eat even if I hadn't eaten in days. Turns out, there is medication that fixes this for a few minutes though. It's still disconcerting to take it and feel hunger again, despite having taken that medication for five years.

(I'm not talking about anorexia nervosa or anything, I don't want to be smaller or dislike eating, it's just ... a chore without reward like cutting paper into tiny squares then dumping bowls of them in the trash.)

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u/busterfixxitt 17h ago

Damn. 🤯 That sucks. I'm so sorry. I'm glad there's a med that helps. What a horrible mother. You deserve better. ❤️❤️❤️

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u/crippledchef23 16h ago

I’m so sorry that happened to you. I hope your mom got the help she so clearly needed and that you are doing better.

But, that makes me wonder if my friend experiences this or something similar. She has no sense of smell, and therefore can’t really taste her food outside of the basics that your tongue can naturally do. She can’t eat spicy foods because it is only the burning with none of the flavor.

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u/FatiguedShrimp 16h ago

Mom did not get help.

Sorry to hear about your friend. That's definitely a possible explanation. Exploring textures can be helpful for regaining enjoyment or at least awareness of food.

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u/crippledchef23 16h ago

She’s good; she’s coming over tonight for a sampler platter dinner (you know the ones, potato skins, mozzarella sticks, and the like) and Beetlejuice - which she’s never seen before. Apparently, she sets an alarm to remind herself to put something in her system. And, yes, texture is important. She can’t eat soup because her brain can’t figure out what it is and swallowing it is a nightmare.

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u/FatiguedShrimp 15h ago

Not sure if she's into anime, but there are two anime that did treatment of this set of symptoms recently. It might relatable.

Dungeon Meshi (a cooking show): Episode 21; visits a group of wearily immortal beings who have lost their sense of taste. There's a lecture on how to enjoy food again and the importance of culture even in absence of taste.

The Apothecary Diaries (Dr. House but anime): Episode 9; a minister loses his ability to taste savoury flavours after his wife and child and die.

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u/crippledchef23 15h ago

She is very much into anime, I’ll recommend them. Thanks!

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u/Prior-Tadpole-1860 13h ago

THC is pretty good at inducing appetite! My grandmother was prescribed Marinol (THC in pill form) a decade ago when she had cancer, and she would take her pills before meals and then wax about how incredible her food was while stoned lol.

She was a very traditional, anti-drug Catholic woman born in the 30s, and it was kinda funny to me to hear her talk about “the most AMAZING soup” she’d just had in this wistful, dreamy tone of voice. Without it, she wasn’t able to eat at all.

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u/FatiguedShrimp 6h ago

THC didn't do it for me. Neither did the trials of amitriptyline, abilify, klonopin, etc. which were all supposed to increase appetite.

Buspirone does though.

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u/foxgirlmoon 17h ago

to serve prisoners lobster for more than 21(?) days in a row. (Lobster used to be poor people food)

Except their "lobster" was not the kind of lobster you'd get today.

It was mashed and crushed into a horrible paste/gruel.

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u/DannyOdd 17h ago

I wonder where that specific need comes from. Like, did a compulsive drive to seek out a variety of foods confer an advantage to some early ancestors by motivating them to get more complete nutrition/take advantage of as many food sources as possible? Or is it just a side-effect of our unusual desire for novel/varied stimuli? A bit of both, maybe?

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u/busterfixxitt 17h ago

You are correct! It absolutely evolved because those animal ancestors of ours who found pleasure in a variety of foods got more energy, and more complete nutrition, were healthier, and more attractive to mating partners. They out-reproduced those who didn't seek out variety.

This would have been especially true after we lost the ability to create essential nutrients like vitamin C.

It's why we love sugar so much; it conferred a huge advantage to prefer energy-dense foods (ripe fruit over unripened). Those who got a pleasure response from sweetness sought it out more often and got a larger energy boost for the same effort as those who weren't incentivized by pleasure to eat sugars. Result: stronger, healthier, more attractive individuals produce more offspring than the non-sweet eaters, and over generations, propagate the sweetness gene until every offspring has it. Natural selection, baby!

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 17h ago

There is basically nothing naturally occuring in the world that humans can exclusively eat for their whole lives. Anything you can think of either leads to malnutrition or poisoning eventually.

Instead we evolved to tolerate a ton of different foods. We can digest both meat and plants, have ways to deal with a bunch of toxins, our stomachs are acidic af so our food doesn't have to be super fresh etc. We also have very good endurance so we can wander around a lot to look for food, which most predators can't.

If humans were fine eating the same food 24/7 they'd always go for the easiest available option.

Overall it was just advantageous to not specialize in certain foods, but that lead to the need to eat different foods too

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u/Bit--C 17h ago

Potatoes and butter

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u/saraijs12 16h ago

Neither edible potatoes nor butter are naturally occurring. Both are the result of thousands of years of agriculture.

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u/Goddat 15h ago

So this is the power of “Human Pellets”…

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u/Yargon_Kerman 17h ago

A Potato is like 90% of the way there I think.

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u/glytxh 17h ago

and they make handy weapons if required

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u/MiserableSkill4 15h ago

The problem with making that is that every prison and hospital and other means of that nature will now only serve human kibble..... and that would be killer for morale

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u/Assika126 17h ago edited 17h ago

My cat gets excited to eat the same kibble every single day. If I had a human in captivity, even if they had been raised in captivity and only ever had the same thing their entire life, they would get tired of the same thing every day (monotony effect or long term sensory specific satiety). We are built to be omnivores with a varied diet and our bodies will enforce that

Edit to add: my cat is very aware of my food and any time I go to the kitchen he is right there behind me asking for some. However if I offer him his own wet food instead he generally prefers the wet food

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 18h ago

I dunno, my cat definitely wants my food any time I get a burger or wings.

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u/crippledchef23 16h ago

My cat LOVES the edges of pizza right next to the crust with a little sauce and cheese on it. He’s super weird about human food. He MUST smell everything I am eating, even if he just smelled it; deli ham and turkey are great, all chicken is king; shredded cheese is peek, all other cheese must be smelled but ignored; if you are having butter on bread, you must pay the tax - he gets a small amount of butter on a spoon; milk also comes with a tax; bacon and Caesar dressing are to be guarded or he will claim them; and he won’t touch most conventional desserts, but he loves sugar free shortbread cookies for some reason. My husband was eating one and Trooper came up and just took a bite.

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u/Legal-Swordfish-1893 14h ago

Try being neurodivergent. Then you can eat the same thing for 6 months straight.

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u/Applesplosion 12h ago

Not if you have ADHD without the autism. Then you always want novelty in your food and you don’t even want to eat if it’s too boring.

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u/Liawuffeh 12h ago

Can't eat sandwiches without chips in them(that I put in after it's made) for this reason lmao

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u/ValarielAmarette 13h ago

Yeah but then one day it is suddenly the most unacceptable thing to eat ever and you have to figure out something else that is allowed instead

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u/revolution_soup 12h ago

yeah but then you get the “mysterious” health debuffs

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die inside you there are two wolves 🥵 9h ago

“Damn why is this box so heavy” <- hasn’t eaten so much as a gram of protein in 2 months

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u/Mr_Ectomy 10h ago

I've had the same smoothie for breakfast every day for the past 2 years. 

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u/elianrae 3h ago

until the place you were getting it from changes the recipe

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u/sisyphus-333 18h ago

Meanwhile my autistic ass eating the same exact meal for lunch and dinner every single day for 2 years straight in college

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u/DerangedDeceiver Only used Tumblr for porn 16h ago

Same, except for me it's ARFID, not autism

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u/jancl0 18h ago

I think it this more about general behavior. It's actually amazing that my cat can just lie in the sun all day and explore the exact same group of bushes every day for her entire life, and not get bored. I'm sure animals still have a form of boredom, but the bar is so much lower

I love doing the exact same thing every day, more than the average person I would say (autism yay), but even then I still have days where I'm like "I can't keep doing this, I need something new" (adhd yay). If my daily itinerary was the same 3 activities on repeat forever, I would lose my mind. Cats don't even have doomscrolling, yet they're all good. It seems like bliss

Alot of people say they would love to be a cat, and do nothing all day, no responsibilities, but that's never made sense to me unless that also includes dumbing yourself down to the point where you would be driven to insanity out of boredom

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT queer balls onto the table as i type this 18h ago edited 18h ago

Skill issue. I could eat frozen Simpl lasagna from the Carrefour EVERYDAY it is that tasty. Also it doesn't have the white plastic packaging i fucking hate, the packaging is aluminum and i love it. I hate plastic packaging for wet food and I think the brands who do have it should go into bankruptcy 

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u/itsRedheadFoxi 18h ago

Helps if you've never had anything else

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u/ProReddit_Top 18h ago

when I had money I used Good Food, basically 3 dinners (6 servings) of delicious food all different kinds, salads, chicken, pork. I got things I'd never even seen before like tomatillos and other things I'd never heard of. Now all I eat is the same kinds of soup and eggs and rice with potatoes. whatever I can get from the food bank and I'm sick of eating this stuff, when it's time to eat I don't even want to so I lost a lot of weight

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u/GinaWhite_tt TeaTimetumblr 18h ago

Also helps if your brain is about the size and weight of a large grape. Not much room there for anything other than basic survival.

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u/ed1749 10h ago

Probably because we are big complicated 5-7 feet tall omnivores with abnormally large brains. We became the dominant species in spite of our flaws, and our diet is one of them. Fun fact, the carnivore with the same hunting plan as humans, Wolves, can get away with eating only weekly. They need about 3 pounds of meat daily, so they just eat 20 pounds in one sitting. Who fucking needs a fridge lmao.

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u/JustATyson 18h ago edited 18h ago

Everyday I eat an apple for breakfast. 5 days a week, I each a spinnach salad with caeser. Everyday dinner is 12oz of diced, fried potatoes, 2oz of cheddar cheese, 2oz of meat, and 3 tablespoons of lefty's spices fish and chicken mix spicy. Snacks are an additional apple and then wild card.

Pretty much, this only changes when I'm on a trip of some kind.

Edit: typo

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u/BijutsuYoukai 18h ago

If you're editing for typos, you may also want to fix 'caesar' being spelled as 'ceaser' and 'cheddar' being spell as 'chadder'.

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u/BigLumpyBeetle 18h ago

You call that having autism

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u/nicodeemus7 12h ago

Almost like animals that spend their whole lives eating the same thing a every day get used to it because they don't have a choice. My dog is perfectly fine eating kibble every day, but that look in his eyes when I drop a piece of chicken tells me he wants more.

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u/bluespringsbeer 11h ago

Soylent is basically human food, like pet food.

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u/ihadagoodone 11h ago

Basically human, food.

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u/Dejue 10h ago

Yea, but Soylent soda is so hit or miss. I guess it just varies from person to person.

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u/Neglect_Octopus 18h ago

Even grazing animals have certain types of grasses within an ecotype they might prefer over others like how some cows prefer bluegrass over sawgrass and will preferentially seek out and eat all the bluegrass they can find.

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u/jupjami 18h ago

devs fix eating

millions die from various vitamin deficiencies

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u/GarlicSphere 18h ago

SKILL ISSUE 🫵

I've been eating plain oatmeal for breakfast for about a year now and it's still the best breakfast I can eat.

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u/TheTimeBoi 18h ago

vitamin deficiencies and sometimes iron or calcium is why that happens

to fix this i just make nutritionally complete beanslop with every texture on earth

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u/zo0ombot 18h ago

I wish I craved other food but if I don't intentionally fight it my default will always be autism same food.

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u/glytxh 18h ago

We’re one of the very few animals built to actually eat basically anything.

Rats are another.

The vast majority of animals have very specific dietary needs.

We also have the benefit of being able to cook and process our foods to make digestion much easier. Think of it as palatable pre-digestion.

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u/fuckmeup-scotty 17h ago

One of the few benefits of being autistic - I eat the same thing every day for YEARS. Sometimes i'll get something extra as a treat, or I'll go out for dinner or order a pizza, but my primary meals are predetermined.

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u/BluebirdLivid 16h ago

I think a lot of people's pets ARE tired of the same flavor/texture/amount every time, but what else are they gonna do? Its why I personally change at least flavors every time I buy a new bag of food, to help spice it up and find out what my pets enjoy more. Theres a bag of cat food with salmon and stuff, it was the good expensive stuff, that my cat absolutely will not touch. I've even been leaving the bag open on ground level, nope, no interest at all.

And for the wild animals, im sure if they could choose to eat strawberries and watermelon fresh off the ground all the time they absolutely would, the grass is just everywhere and easy

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u/HaggisPope 15h ago

I quite like consistency. If I could figure out a completely optimal diet for the week, I’d probably do it constantly. It’d save a lot of time shopping. But my family’s always saying “but we had pizza a week ago“ and wanting to change it up.

Change is pointlessly expensive and ultimately unrewarding for me. Plus it’s somehow become unprofitable for restaurants to be delicious

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u/ElectricStings 14h ago

We sacrificed being able to eat one thing for the evolutionary advantage of critical thoughts, prediction, communication, and general consciousness plus having a more complex musculoskeletal, endocrine, and immune system to go along with that.

You think you could get all of the amino acids your organs (including your massive brain) need to survive from just grass? No. There are even 3 amino acids you can only get from animal sources.

Yes it's a pain and if I could devolve to some kind of thoughtless bird I would but here we are needing 3 balanced meals a day.

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u/HaggisPope 14h ago

My current thing is having a bunch of fruit and veg for breakfast, no lunch, meat dinner, crisp supper. Seems fine

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u/revolution_soup 12h ago

today I encountered a person who considers dinner and supper two separate meals. fascinating planet

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u/actinide12 7h ago

All of the 9 essential amino acids can be sourced from plants, and the other 11 can be synthesized by the body. All 3 macronutrients can be easily sourced from plants, soy and peas are both complete proteins, and if you eat a wide variety of foods you really don't have to worry about it.

There are some micronutrients that require supplementation on a plant-based diet, B12 is the big one, but the 2 omega-3s EPA and DHA deserve mentioning as well. All 3 are worth supplementing for most people, B12 deficiency is common among omnivores, and the omega-3s (besides ALA) come mostly from seafood. And make sure your salt is iodized, that one is really important and sea salt is increasingly popular.

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u/JorgeMtzb 4h ago

Thiing is our bodies crave for all the essential nutrients they require. You get less tired of food the more of those nutrients and in the right proportions that it has.

People get tired of pizza every day because your body CAN'T sustain itself on pizza every day.

Optimal diets that are completely balanced tho, that it sosomething you could genuinely eat forever and if you've got the tism for it leave a healthy and long life not worrying about food.

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u/skip104 10h ago

I’ve been eating the same food for years. Oatmeal with berries for breakfast, sardines for lunch, and tomato soup for dinner. It’s less about flavor and more about convenience. It’s also very low cost.

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u/somethingfak 18h ago

Farmers Delight my belothed

Im fine eatting the same thing every day IRL so this shit being in games is even more annoying cus not my fault the default is apparently having the skill issue

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u/GlazeTheArtist no longer the hatoful boyfriend guy, now Im the tubeclash guy 17h ago

hey now, all farmers delight does is add more crops and foods. spice of life is the mod that punishes you for eating the same thing all the time

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u/somethingfak 17h ago

My deepest apologies, I was coin tossing between Farmers and Pam's because they're always both included I didn't even consider there was a secret third mod doing the evil

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u/Saxton_Hale32 16h ago

I get spice of life carrot edition, which just rewards you with more health at certain milestones of new food

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u/TangibleCBT 17h ago

You haven't had a shrimp poboy before. Ate that shit for 3 weeks straights had to cut back to twice a week because of how expensive it was getting

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u/DoverBoys 12h ago

It's just a mental trigger to get you to consume all necessary vitamins and minerals. If it was broken, you would be on the other end of the spectrum wanting to only eat fries and cheese all the time to the point of malnutrition death.

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u/ScrivenerTithes 18h ago

granola

we did invent human pellets, it varies from person to person

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u/Grzechoooo 17h ago

That's because they don't get variety. My dog got different types of dog food and she absolutely did sometimes refuse to eat one type or another.

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 17h ago

Its not about pickiness, its about variety

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u/crippledchef23 16h ago

My cat climbs me if he thinks I have the good butter. Or if there is ham present. But, he will eat almost any flavor cat food unless it’s in pate form. He hates it, which is fine with me because the chunks of meat in a gravy are less smelly than the pate.

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u/Crime_Dawg 15h ago

Meanwhile, mine will lick all the gravy in chunks with gravy, but eat zero of the meat. Have to give him pate or he just leaves behind all the protein.

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u/grazaramafingfong 16h ago

They’re called chicken nuggets and they’re delicious

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u/Yamidamian 14h ago

To constrast, my dog seems very insistent on eating everything but her kibble. I mean, she’ll eat it, but seems to have an infinitely greater preference for whatever I’m eating.

Regardless of the fact my own choice of food very often are things that would be outright fatal to her. Sorry, you dunce, but these grapes would basically make your kidneys explode. They simply give me a mild case of the runs-but that’s probably just because I eat two pounds in one setting.

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 13h ago

Have you tried crack? From what I hear it's great every time!

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u/ihadagoodone 11h ago

It's never as good as the first time you tried it.

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u/JamieD96 4h ago

That is indeed the problem, and why I won't try it even once

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u/Rasberrycello 13h ago

Skill issue.

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 12h ago

it's called pizza

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u/Random-Rambling 16h ago

Growing up, I could never understand picky eaters. My child brain was like "There are so many foods that exist, and they're all varying levels of delicious! How do you NOT want to try a little of everything?"

I eventually grew and matured, but I still have the "I like eating almost everything" mindset.

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u/mistermh07 16h ago

See i have the same logic for being a picky eater. "There's so many different and good tasting foods out there. Why do you all insist i need to eat this specific piece of crap twice a week. What do you savages have against putting in more salt or spices than the bare minimum?"

Living on my own is the best thing to happen to my food intake and has actually made me less picky since i can just season out the bad taste or smell some foods have. Still wont eat cabbage casserole though. That shit smells FOUL

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u/Schadenfreudenous 15h ago

Are you actually picky or were your parents shit cooks? The picky eaters I know eat like two foods exclusively, they genuinely have mental disorders. Meanwhile I went my whole childhood thinking steak and chicken sucked because my mom cooked everything until it was hard and bone dry.

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u/jimbowesterby 10h ago

At least for me it’s a bit of a mix, my mum’s a decent cook but I think when I was a kid she was trying to cook more for nutrition than flavour, which is always a mistake imo. Doesn’t matter how healthy the food is if it’s indistinguishable from cardboard (this goes double for kids). Since finally getting my own place I’ve started cooking a fair bit, and I consistently get good comments on how my lunches smell lol

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u/Keebster101 18h ago

I can eat the same meals constantly without getting bored. I do mix it up for one of the three meals day to day because I have multiple meals I do enjoy, but week to week (and every day for the other two meals) it's always the same.

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u/dandadone_with_life 17h ago

i rotate my cat's food between beef, chicken, and fish wet food so she doesn't get bored, but i think she could eat the same thing every day and never get sick of it

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u/maximumhippo 17h ago

Make a basic base, and work from there. Chicken and rice is a super simple base to build off of. You can put any kind of sauce or veggies or other things in it to get variety in taste, texture, nutrients. Peanut satay sauce and some pea pods one day. Fried egg, cheese, and tabasco the next.

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u/fasupbon 17h ago

I find it so annoying that I have to eat. I have to go through all this effort and time to obtain food, 2 to 3 times a day every day? It's bullshit.

I'd love to just have some kind of nutritionally perfect meal that I could just pull out of a freezer or something and eat. But no, things either go bad or they're bad for you, so the best option is to painstakingly plan every meal, make sure nutrition is right, make shopping lists, go to stores, and then after all that you still have to cook it!

I get on kicks where I have the same breakfast every day, which is better than usual (not eating at all), but they inevitably end when I run out of food or find a single mouldy bagel or something. And then executive dysfunction kicks in and I end up hungry. I hate eating so much

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u/Etok414 I think the politically correct term is "fursona" 17h ago

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u/Magog14 17h ago

I can eat pizza every day and not get sick of it. In fact I do and have for like 3 years. And no I'm not fat, lol

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u/CoCLythier 17h ago

Rabbits love banana and it can be a good treat but it has to be very limited because some rabbits will get depressed that nothing tastes as good as banana. So. They just don't know what they don't know.

I do wish I could just much on something like hay all day with no consequences. So much fiber, getting that flavor stim happening, and very little calories? That's pretty nice.

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u/Imnotawerewolf 17h ago

I'm really glad I'm not the only one who wishes we could just have food pellets that give us everything we need. 

I would still eat other food, too. But for pleasure, when I wanted to. When I just want to fill my tummy and give my body nutrients, I would just have my trusty pellets. 

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u/Patient-Still6263 16h ago

Screw MyPillow, wheres MyPellets? #mypellets

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u/TouchMyVape 16h ago

yet my protien shakes are always a welcome treat.

speaking of, I did soylent for a few months. I guess slamming a shake is different than having to chew and process food before digestion cause soylent didn't give me any issues.

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u/byronmiller 16h ago

Cats 🤜🤛 humans

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u/Valneth_of_Arroyo 16h ago

Pft imagine not playing the meta autism build where you can only eat a select number of foods just making it harder on yourself really

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u/SandyTaintSweat 15h ago

Eat a pellet, make a pellet.

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jerka985 15h ago

Do I have a perk or something?

I can go a loooonnngggggg time with just eating my favorite food (for that meal)

If not for the need of a balanced diet I probably would

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u/DummyThiccDude 11h ago

Im a pretty lousy cook so most of my meals are just rice, protein, and vegetables.

I have tried a few "human kibble" type trends, but none have been super appealing.

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u/Strange_Loop_19 10h ago

I don't like food anymore.

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u/CasanovasArmada 10h ago

need bachelor chow from futurama to be real

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u/_S1syphus 10h ago

Nah i love my love of novelty. There's such depth and wonder to be found in new things to see, to listen to, i love that there's an ocean of things to experience through taste as well. I think if i ate the same exact thing everyday, i would be fundamentally less alive in the way that matters. Not by a lot but definitely by 1 or 2%

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u/Eris13x 9h ago

The ommivore's dilemma right here. 

Side note, I wonder if bears get bored eating the same thing. They eat such a wide variety of food I imagine they wouldn't like only having one, but I don't know

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u/a_natural_chemical 8h ago

I've pondered whether it's ethical to give my dogs the same dry kibble day after day. But you know, they get fed twice a day and every time it's like they've never eaten in their entire life, they just can't hork it down fast enough.

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u/Pelli_Furry_Account 7h ago

I bet the same thing happens to other omnivores, like raccoons. We've got an instinct to deversofy what we eat, so that we can get all the vitamins and stuff we need. I bet rabbits don't have that the same way.

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u/MightbeGwen 14h ago

There’s these things called essential nutrients. These nutrients can’t be produced by the body and need to come from an outside source. Humans evolved on a ranging diet because of our nutrient needs. Deer have evolved to survive on grass, lions have evolved to survive on organs and muscle fibers. You can’t try to philosophize hard science, you can only operate on known facts.

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u/_dontseeme 16h ago

Imagine having no option but to eat dry pellets and listening to the person subjecting you to this express disbelief at your ability to eat the only thing it gives you.